Random Crime Stories...
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I originally read this as nesting turtles discovered $1.2 million worth in cocaine... one can only imagine what a turtle amped up on cocaine would act like... but alas nothing that meme-worth or cool (or potentially harmful to wildlife) occurred. It was a Florida Wildlife Manager who found the cocaine in numerous packages along a beach near the Cape Canaveral Space Station whilst surveying turtle nesting.
What else is interesting is... THE SPACE FORCE WAS ON THE CASE!
www.newsmax.com
What else is interesting is... THE SPACE FORCE WAS ON THE CASE!
Newsmax said:
Turtle Nesting Survey in Florida Turns Up $1.2M Worth of Cocaine
A Florida wildlife manager last month discovered dozens of packages that turned out to be about $1.2 million worth of cocaine along the beach near Cape Canaveral Space Station while conducting a survey about turtle nesting...
www.newsmax.com
Local police stopped an exorcism in the small town of Dickson City, Pennsylvania which was being done on behalf of the dead trees in the Home Depot's lumber aisle.
nypost.com
It is currently unknown who will speak for the trees now.
Police stop ‘exorcism’ in Home Depot lumber aisle
Pennsylvania police claim they were called to a Home Depot on a report of “disorderly people having an exorcism” in the lumber aisle.
nypost.com
It is currently unknown who will speak for the trees now.
A lot of religiously themed stories as of late...
Nice to see God presumably interceding in this mans life.
nypost.com
Nice to see God presumably interceding in this mans life.
Man says God told him to go to jail, where he’s arrested for meth
Deputies found a bag inside of a backpack reportedly containing methamphetamine after Bobby Koch claimed God wanted him to drive to Ouchita Correctional Center. Koch was later arrested.
nypost.com
Arch Dornan
Oh, lovely. They've sent me a mo-ron.
Cory in the Big House: 'That's So Raven' star charged with pedophilia – Film Daily
Former Disney star Kyle Massey has been charged with pedophilia. If only Cory from 'That's So Raven' could've seen into the future like his sister.
filmdaily.co
Cory will now be in the jailhouse.
A thirty year old French woman who stuck her sign into the path of oncoming cyclists during the Tour de France and caused a massive crash pileup was arrested today by French authorities. The Tour De France has already announced it won't file a lawsuit against her for the incident however.
Immediately after the incident she had fled the scene, sparking an investigation into her wherabouts. If none of the cyclists turn out to be seriously injured, she'll be facing a 1500 Euro fine. She maybe facing larger penalties if individual riders pursue legal action however. One Spanish rider, Marc Soler, suffered fractures in both arms and could not continue the race after the crash while German cyclist Jasha Sutterlin was hospitalized afterwards for a severe non-fractured wrist injury. Eight other riders also required medical treatment.
Spectator Holding Sign Causing Massive Tour De France Crash Arrested
The woman is being held in police custody and faces fines of up to 1,500 euros.
www.newsweek.com
Robovski
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A thirty year old French woman who stuck her sign into the path of oncoming cyclists during the Tour de France and caused a massive crash pileup was arrested today by French authorities. The Tour De France has already announced it won't file a lawsuit against her for the incident however.
Immediately after the incident she had fled the scene, sparking an investigation into her wherabouts. If none of the cyclists turn out to be seriously injured, she'll be facing a 1500 Euro fine. She maybe facing larger penalties if individual riders pursue legal action however. One Spanish rider, Marc Soler, suffered fractures in both arms and could not continue the race after the crash while German cyclist Jasha Sutterlin was hospitalized afterwards for a severe non-fractured wrist injury. Eight other riders also required medical treatment.
Spectator Holding Sign Causing Massive Tour De France Crash Arrested
The woman is being held in police custody and faces fines of up to 1,500 euros.
Showing once more why riding bikes that close together is a giant safety hazard...
Chaos Marine
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California man hired an assassin via Craigslist to eliminate a wild peacock that allegedly had been terrorizing his home for the past several months with its morning wakeup calls.
Apparently the hit was carried out... on someone elses property and the Peacock died a slow and agonizing death, bleeding out on some neighbors property before not being found for a significant period of time.
While killing wild animals isn't a crime apparently, discharging weapons on other peoples property and animal cruelty is.
So a local newspaper interviewed the man and got a surreal interview with him...
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Apparently the hit was carried out... on someone elses property and the Peacock died a slow and agonizing death, bleeding out on some neighbors property before not being found for a significant period of time.
While killing wild animals isn't a crime apparently, discharging weapons on other peoples property and animal cruelty is.
So a local newspaper interviewed the man and got a surreal interview with him...
Hit taken out on neighborhood peacock over Craigslist, bird gunned down by assassin
This must have been one annoying bird:
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Abhishekm
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To be fair peacocks can be pretty annoying.California man hired an assassin via Craigslist to eliminate a wild peacock that allegedly had been terrorizing his home for the past several months with its morning wakeup calls.
Apparently the hit was carried out... on someone elses property and the Peacock died a slow and agonizing death, bleeding out on some neighbors property before not being found for a significant period of time.
While killing wild animals isn't a crime apparently, discharging weapons on other peoples property and animal cruelty is.
So a local newspaper interviewed the man and got a surreal interview with him...
Hit taken out on neighborhood peacock over Craigslist, bird gunned down by assassin
This must have been one annoying bird:
That doesn't seem all that surreal to me. He's basically denying any involvement and refusing to comment on anything. Nothing surreal about that since at least one of the neighbors is pretty upset about it, and you can bet if he admitted to anything that this Karen would get the law involved, and since a firearm was involved, it could potentially be pretty bad for him the way the courts are skewed now.
Robovski
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UbiSoft won a default judgment in a lawsuit filed back in 2020 against three individuals who sold Ddos software from various websites to interfere with Rainbow Six: Siege games.
dotesports.com
DOT Esports said:
Ubisoft awarded default judgement in lawsuit against Rainbow Six Siege DDoS marketplace operators
A California federal judge ruled that the three men who sold black market software must pay the game developer more than $150,000.
dotesports.com
A 39 year old man recently released from a psychiatric hospital stole a school bus, escaped the police, hitchhiked across several counties to the town where his Wife lived... stole a front loader and then used it to flip over a car through the front of her house.
nypost.com
Man in dress steals school bus, drives front-end loader through wife’s home
A man decked out in a yellow dress stole a bus and eluded cops in a wild chase that ended with him plowing a front-end loader through his estranged wife’s house, authorities said.
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gral
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This is dedication for you. Then again, spite is a powerful motivator.
Leaving your car running, even at a gas station to pick a few things up, can be a very bad idea.
Even if your a UFC fighter.
But even worse, is trying to steal the car of said UFC Fighter and he's close enough to knee the fuck out of you.
notthebee.com
Kinda disappointed by the video but hey, it's still pretty cool.
Even if your a UFC fighter.
But even worse, is trying to steal the car of said UFC Fighter and he's close enough to knee the fuck out of you.
A dude tried to steal a car from a gas station. The owner spotted him in the act. The owner is a UFC fighter. Aaand there's video.
"Hey, that guy left his car running in this gas station parking lot," said the thief. "I think I'll just go ahead and steal it."
notthebee.com
Kinda disappointed by the video but hey, it's still pretty cool.