No, no it did not.
Graf Zeppelin: "You raised me from the dead for your pathetic attempts at conquering this world? I shall burn you, and the rest of this planet for this insult!"
Bismarck: "Eesh, and they call me a drama queen."
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No, no it did not.
Graf Zeppelin: "You raised me from the dead for your pathetic attempts at conquering this world? I shall burn you, and the rest of this planet for this insult!"
Bismarck: "Eesh, and they call me a drama queen."
Knowledgeispower
Ah I love the smell of missile spam in the morning
Hmmm Graf Zeppelin probably dislikes Germany in general considering how badly they botched her design. To be fair she was their first carrier design. Needless to say she's probably running off to the US for a comprehensive rebuild ASAP
Enterprise of course is basically Captain America from the Navy.
She is a motherfucking beast. Heroic, courageous, kind, strong... But also suffering from PTSD from all her losses. And the long life and responsibility she takes on. After all, for a long time she was the only carrier the Allies had in the Pacific, and lost all her sister ships in battle. So she's got a bit of the Broken Ace going on, but can find new purpose in this world full of monsters, supervillains and aliens to fight.
CarlManvers2019
Writers Blocked Douchebag
I think even actual Nazi’s would be SCREAMING at seeing what happened to their ships
Yes, but HYDRA just wants supersoldiers. So they'd be fine with the sexiness. After all, all the German ships are proper Aryan women... Well most of them...
The Japanese of course will love all of their ship girls.
CarlManvers2019
Writers Blocked Douchebag
Can't exactly complain when your leadership likes sleeveless arm gloves....yeah those serve a fetish
Actually, correct me if I'm wrong but I recall that HYDRA's older than WWII and had Japanese Imperials as members
Can't exactly complain when your leadership likes sleeveless arm gloves....yeah those serve a fetish
Enterprise with her older sister Yorktown, and her younger sister Hornet. Alas, Enterprise lost them both in the war. But now they'd be back, so that would be weird for her to adjust to.
CarlManvers2019
Writers Blocked Douchebag
Enterprise with her older sister Yorktown, and her younger sister Hornet. Alas, Enterprise lost them both in the war. But now they'd be back, so that would be weird for her to adjust to.
Okay
I'm guessing Japanese ships get on too, I mean as I said before I recall HYDRA being founded with Imperial Japanese
Also that Secret Warriors comic I read a decade back, there was stuff involving Ancient Egypt, so lot older than WWII
Definitely. Many Japanese ships are unsure of how to adjust to the new, modern, peaceful and democratic Japan. Many of them adjust to it better than others. Some of them want to reignite the warrior spirit. So that could be a source of much division.
The Americans and British are more split on their shipgirls. Especially with the Superhuman Registration Acts and so on. As well as the typical anti-Western crap that's been getting louder as of late.
For instance:
The USS South Dakota is a Sioux Indian who bravely fights for her country and is a badass. More than a few people would try to take political advantage of that...
A giant aquatic monster is loose in New York City, and Spider-Man was trying to buy time for other heroes to arrive and stop it.
Spider-Man: "Oh for-Who ordered Cthulhu?! I didn't think 2020 could get any worse, but boy was I wrong!" *He fires webbing into its eyes, and swings out of the way of its massive forearms* "Okay FF! Any time now!"
Spider-Man hears a ship's horn, and looks over at the Hudson. A large, old style aircraft carrier was rapidly steaming for shore.
Spider-Man: "Wait, since when is it Fleet Week?! And who's driving that thing, it's about to-!"
The carrier bursts into hundreds of glowing blue cubes, that fly and rearrange themselves into numerous WWII aircraft-And a tall, white haired woman is riding atop them. They fly in a swarm at the giant monster, unleashing withering bomb, rocket and cannon attacks! Before the woman finally leaps off the lead plane, and points her strange bow at the head of the beast. Several glowing yellow arrows shoot for the top of the beast's head, embed themselves in the flesh... Before turning into bombs that then explode. The beast falls back into the water, splashing down into the harbor, dead. The planes vanish back into glowing blue cubes, and the woman lands gracefully in front of Spider-Man.
???: "Are you hurt?"
Spider-Man: "I... Huh?"
???: "Are you injured?"
Spider-Man: "No... Just confused... Also kind of aroused... Glad I didn't say that last part out loud."
???: "What part?"
Spider-Man: "I mean! Who the heck are you, anyway?"
???: "I'm USS Enterprise. CV-6."
Spider-Man: "... You're saying... You're the Enterprise."
Enterprise: *Nods* "That's right."
Spider-Man: "As in, the World War II aircraft carrier?"
Enterprise: "Exactly. I'm rather confused myself, but if I'm here, I'd like to help how I can. And maybe learn how I gained this... Form."
Spider-Man: "... I think this is a job for Captain America, if I'm honest."
Enterprise: "Captain America?" Snort "He's Army! What would he know about the Navy?"
Spider-Man: "Oh for-Who ordered Cthulhu?! I didn't think 2020 could get any worse, but boy was I wrong!" *He fires webbing into its eyes, and swings out of the way of its massive forearms* "Okay FF! Any time now!"
Spider-Man hears a ship's horn, and looks over at the Hudson. A large, old style aircraft carrier was rapidly steaming for shore.
Spider-Man: "Wait, since when is it Fleet Week?! And who's driving that thing, it's about to-!"
The carrier bursts into hundreds of glowing blue cubes, that fly and rearrange themselves into numerous WWII aircraft-And a tall, white haired woman is riding atop them. They fly in a swarm at the giant monster, unleashing withering bomb, rocket and cannon attacks! Before the woman finally leaps off the lead plane, and points her strange bow at the head of the beast. Several glowing yellow arrows shoot for the top of the beast's head, embed themselves in the flesh... Before turning into bombs that then explode. The beast falls back into the water, splashing down into the harbor, dead. The planes vanish back into glowing blue cubes, and the woman lands gracefully in front of Spider-Man.
???: "Are you hurt?"
Spider-Man: "I... Huh?"
???: "Are you injured?"
Spider-Man: "No... Just confused... Also kind of aroused... Glad I didn't say that last part out loud."
???: "What part?"
Spider-Man: "I mean! Who the heck are you, anyway?"
???: "I'm USS Enterprise. CV-6."
Spider-Man: "... You're saying... You're the Enterprise."
Enterprise: *Nods* "That's right."
Spider-Man: "As in, the World War II aircraft carrier?"
Enterprise: "Exactly. I'm rather confused myself, but if I'm here, I'd like to help how I can. And maybe learn how I gained this... Form."
Spider-Man: "... I think this is a job for Captain America, if I'm honest."
Enterprise: "Captain America?" Snort "He's Army! What would he know about the Navy?"
CarlManvers2019
Writers Blocked Douchebag
Definitely. Many Japanese ships are unsure of how to adjust to the new, modern, peaceful and democratic Japan. Many of them adjust to it better than others. Some of them want to reignite the warrior spirit. So that could be a source of much division.
The Americans and British are more split on their shipgirls. Especially with the Superhuman Registration Acts and so on. As well as the typical anti-Western crap that's been getting louder as of late.
For instance:
The USS South Dakota is a Sioux Indian who bravely fights for her country and is a badass. More than a few people would try to take political advantage of that...
I think anyone with actual memories of Imperial Japan would remember how outright CRAZY the guys in-charge were to the point of preventing a surrender or peace, because they believed they could still win.....they'd just have to throw more bodies and execute people who refuse to fight on
I think the SRA was something that BOTH sides of the political spectrum voted on and let's face it, superpowers are like more than guns.....while people may call the registration "fascist", I can see even a "socialist" state requiring "licenses" or some oversight
As for Anti-Western stuff....it may take a few years, but if she sees the weird and crazy and frankly horrible AF stuff like this
She'd take a few steps back before jumping into the ocean
Knowledgeispower
Ah I love the smell of missile spam in the morning
I get the feeling that due to the time period in which they existed in most of the shipgirls would be rather conservative by today's standards no matter the nation they come from.
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@AndrewJTalon I take it like many properties it ignores my own nation's war contributions. And the fact that we have one of the largest navies, armies and airforces at the end of the war.
Well, which country is that?
Morphic Tide
Well-known member
Not to mention that for Mutants and not-entirely-human cases they're a rather blunt fit for a census question, though if you're digging into the more general political situation you pretty much need to throw out two thirds of the bullshit the X-Men deal with because holy fucking shit is that a pile of human rights violations.
Now most ship girls aren't really suited for "regular" crime fighting. I mean, they are super strong and tough, but most of their powers are very lethal. That said...
USS North Carolina is standing in the line at the bank. The staturesque, beautiful woman is of course getting a lot of attention, though she takes it with her usual grace and modesty.
North Carolina: "Oh, hello. I'm here to open an account?"
Teller: "Of course miss..."
North Carolina: "North Carolina."
Teller: "That's... A unique name."
North Carolina: "I suppose..."
The Rhino smashes through the front doors, charging for the vault. Everyone scatters, screaming. North Carolina pulls the teller out of the way, and sighs.
Teller: "HOLY SHIT!"
North Carolina: "Oh my... I'll need to deal with him. Excuse me sir? I wanted to open a savings account today, and you are being very rude."
Rhino: "HAHAHAHA! WHAT THE HELL IS SOME PORN STAR GONNA DO TO ME?!"
North Carolina: "Well, I tried to be nice." Summons her nine 16" guns and her twenty 5" guns, and points them at the Rhino "Everyone should cover their ears."
Rhino: "Wait wha-?"
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
Rhino is sent flying out the bank doors, and slams into a car. Rhino groans, and struggles up to his feet. North Carolina steps out of the bank, still smiling politely.
North Carolina: "Now, can we please talk instead of causing massive destruction, sir?"
Rhino: "... Yes ma'am..."
North Carolina: "I'm so glad you remembered your manners! Now, let's talk..."
USS North Carolina is standing in the line at the bank. The staturesque, beautiful woman is of course getting a lot of attention, though she takes it with her usual grace and modesty.
North Carolina: "Oh, hello. I'm here to open an account?"
Teller: "Of course miss..."
North Carolina: "North Carolina."
Teller: "That's... A unique name."
North Carolina: "I suppose..."
The Rhino smashes through the front doors, charging for the vault. Everyone scatters, screaming. North Carolina pulls the teller out of the way, and sighs.
Teller: "HOLY SHIT!"
North Carolina: "Oh my... I'll need to deal with him. Excuse me sir? I wanted to open a savings account today, and you are being very rude."
Rhino: "HAHAHAHA! WHAT THE HELL IS SOME PORN STAR GONNA DO TO ME?!"
North Carolina: "Well, I tried to be nice." Summons her nine 16" guns and her twenty 5" guns, and points them at the Rhino "Everyone should cover their ears."
Rhino: "Wait wha-?"
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
Rhino is sent flying out the bank doors, and slams into a car. Rhino groans, and struggles up to his feet. North Carolina steps out of the bank, still smiling politely.
North Carolina: "Now, can we please talk instead of causing massive destruction, sir?"
Rhino: "... Yes ma'am..."
North Carolina: "I'm so glad you remembered your manners! Now, let's talk..."
PsihoKekec
Swashbuckling Accountant
I reckon overpressure from firing 16'' guns indoors would do some interesting things to the building.
North Carolina: "Oh dear... The building is going to fall apart! You sir! Help me hold it up for the people to escape!"
Rhino: "Wha-Why me-?"
North Carolina: "Because I'm not strong enough to do it by myself and you'd better help me." GLARE, with her guns at the ready.
Rhino: "Y-Yes ma'am!"
And so, the Avengers and Spider-Man arrive to see Rhino and North Carolina holding up the bank to prevent it from collapsing as people escape.
Spider-Man: "... This is new."
Tony Stark was of course rather surprised when Spider-Man brought a woman who thought she was a ship to him at Avengers Tower... Even more surprised that she was right.
Tony: "... I'm going to need to do a full examination-"
Pepper: "No."
Tony: "Pepper, she is literally a-"
Pepper: "No."
Tony: "Fine. I'll call Richards."
And so, Reed Richards came over to do the examination, humming thoughtfully as he poked and prodded the patient Enterprise in the medical lab. Ben Grimm had come too, but mainly to observe. Ben Grimm of course took this as just another odd thing to happen. Ship Girls...yeah sure...fine.
Reed: "Fascinating! You appeared in River Vale, New Jersey, did you not?"
Enterprise: "Well yes, but how did you-?"
Reed: "That is where the stern plate of the Enterprise is. Probably one of the largest pieces of her still around."
Enterprise: "Ahem."
Reed: "Or should I say, was. The rest of the construct of the Enterprise you carry around is composed of the standard metallic alloys of a military ship constructed during the 1930s and active quantum energy fields. Your body is composed of organic materials but is also held together by these same energy fields, giving off a unique form of radiation."
Peter: "Which means if there are other shipgirls around, we can track them!"
Tony: "Already on it."
His armor was already analyzing the sensor data and he was soon lost in the numbers. Peter walked up to Enterprise with a compassionate expression.
Peter: To Enterprise "What do you remember after waking up in River Vale?"
Enterprise: "Well... My radio picked up emergency calls about a monster in New York. So I rushed down the Hudson as fast as I could."
Peter: "Any other details? Strange people around?"
Enterprise: Frowns "... I do recall seeing someone nearby. A man, I think. He was running away into the street. That's when I heard distress calls."
Peter: "He's probably long gone by now, but it does at least give us a place to start."
Ben: "Was he dressed like a Beekeeper?"
Enterprise: "Not that I can recall."
Peter: "So either not an AIM agent, or an AIM agent smart enough not to wear the suit in public."
Ben: "So... Not an AIM agent."
Peter: "Exactly." Back to Enterprise "So... I mean, do you remember your life as a ship?"
Enterprise: "I do, actually! I remember being constructed, my first sea trials... The war... Losing my sisters..." She looked sad. "Though I've only become a human now, it feels like... Like I felt sorrow at their losses, even before this happened."
Peter: "I'm sorry..."
Reed: "Hmmm! Also fascinating! I wonder if it's retroactive human context applying, or if there was some innate psychic imprinting on you by your crew?" He ran a scanner over Enterprise's head, which she glared at. "Can you share anything else about your feelings? Did you feel pain from being struck by weapons fire? Was it more or less? Is it based on human physiology or your own ship-based physiology? How did-?"
Ben: "Yo, Stretch! Give her some room, eh?"
Reed: "Huh? Oh, I'm sorry. I got carried away."
Enterprise: Patiently "It's all right... This is all very overwhelming for me, too."
Reed: "Er, of course. I must say though, the transformation is incredible. It's not magic, it's reality editing technology! How incredible!"
Peter: "So, who would create a ship girl out of the Enterprise, anyway?"
Tony: "Better question, Stonewall: Who would create multiple shipgirls out of dozens of old warships?"
Reed: "What? Come now! The manufacturing requirements for this kind of transformation are astronomical! The odds of there being multiple beings of this nature are-!"
Tony calls up the local news on the nearby monitor. Multiple women and girls with naval weapons and equipment were shooting at eachother around Hawaii, North Carolina, and multiple other locations.
Reed: "... Ah. I may have misplaced a decimal point..."
Peter: "Ya think?"
Tony: "... I'm going to need to do a full examination-"
Pepper: "No."
Tony: "Pepper, she is literally a-"
Pepper: "No."
Tony: "Fine. I'll call Richards."
And so, Reed Richards came over to do the examination, humming thoughtfully as he poked and prodded the patient Enterprise in the medical lab. Ben Grimm had come too, but mainly to observe. Ben Grimm of course took this as just another odd thing to happen. Ship Girls...yeah sure...fine.
Reed: "Fascinating! You appeared in River Vale, New Jersey, did you not?"
Enterprise: "Well yes, but how did you-?"
Reed: "That is where the stern plate of the Enterprise is. Probably one of the largest pieces of her still around."
Enterprise: "Ahem."
Reed: "Or should I say, was. The rest of the construct of the Enterprise you carry around is composed of the standard metallic alloys of a military ship constructed during the 1930s and active quantum energy fields. Your body is composed of organic materials but is also held together by these same energy fields, giving off a unique form of radiation."
Peter: "Which means if there are other shipgirls around, we can track them!"
Tony: "Already on it."
His armor was already analyzing the sensor data and he was soon lost in the numbers. Peter walked up to Enterprise with a compassionate expression.
Peter: To Enterprise "What do you remember after waking up in River Vale?"
Enterprise: "Well... My radio picked up emergency calls about a monster in New York. So I rushed down the Hudson as fast as I could."
Peter: "Any other details? Strange people around?"
Enterprise: Frowns "... I do recall seeing someone nearby. A man, I think. He was running away into the street. That's when I heard distress calls."
Peter: "He's probably long gone by now, but it does at least give us a place to start."
Ben: "Was he dressed like a Beekeeper?"
Enterprise: "Not that I can recall."
Peter: "So either not an AIM agent, or an AIM agent smart enough not to wear the suit in public."
Ben: "So... Not an AIM agent."
Peter: "Exactly." Back to Enterprise "So... I mean, do you remember your life as a ship?"
Enterprise: "I do, actually! I remember being constructed, my first sea trials... The war... Losing my sisters..." She looked sad. "Though I've only become a human now, it feels like... Like I felt sorrow at their losses, even before this happened."
Peter: "I'm sorry..."
Reed: "Hmmm! Also fascinating! I wonder if it's retroactive human context applying, or if there was some innate psychic imprinting on you by your crew?" He ran a scanner over Enterprise's head, which she glared at. "Can you share anything else about your feelings? Did you feel pain from being struck by weapons fire? Was it more or less? Is it based on human physiology or your own ship-based physiology? How did-?"
Ben: "Yo, Stretch! Give her some room, eh?"
Reed: "Huh? Oh, I'm sorry. I got carried away."
Enterprise: Patiently "It's all right... This is all very overwhelming for me, too."
Reed: "Er, of course. I must say though, the transformation is incredible. It's not magic, it's reality editing technology! How incredible!"
Peter: "So, who would create a ship girl out of the Enterprise, anyway?"
Tony: "Better question, Stonewall: Who would create multiple shipgirls out of dozens of old warships?"
Reed: "What? Come now! The manufacturing requirements for this kind of transformation are astronomical! The odds of there being multiple beings of this nature are-!"
Tony calls up the local news on the nearby monitor. Multiple women and girls with naval weapons and equipment were shooting at eachother around Hawaii, North Carolina, and multiple other locations.
Reed: "... Ah. I may have misplaced a decimal point..."
Peter: "Ya think?"
CarlManvers2019
Writers Blocked Douchebag
@AndrewJTalon
Say, will they have to go to Camp Hammond? I mean I recall there were even veteran superheroes getting lectured and shat on by Gauntlet
Honestly, his constant insults regarding the New Warriors didn’t make me sympathize with him when Slapstick beat him into a coma
Say, will they have to go to Camp Hammond? I mean I recall there were even veteran superheroes getting lectured and shat on by Gauntlet
Honestly, his constant insults regarding the New Warriors didn’t make me sympathize with him when Slapstick beat him into a coma