News of the Amused

[Husky_Khan]

Former Heavyweight Championship Boxers Mike Tyson and Evander Holyfield are teaming up to help market "Mikes Bites" Cannabis gummies.

Inside Mike Tyson and Evander Holyfield’s unlikely cannabis partnership

One of the most infamous moments in sports history has a happy ending. The two boxers have formed a cannabis partnership for the holidays..

nypost.com

And some related media... where Tyson apologized to Holyfield directly.



And a Tyson and Holyfield funny about the incident.

Update to this story... with another amusing promo.



Yes more of Mikes Bites Holy Ears Collection, with the new flavor... Cherry Pie Punch.

I have no idea what I'm talking about.

 

[Captain X]

Well I guess the Winter Storm in the Midwest isn't all bad compared to some places potentially less prepared.



Very eventful China.

Real danger of that happening at my apartment building. Pretty good sized drift coming off the parking lot side of the roof.

 

[Abhorsen]

• Allegation: Vancouver, Wash. middle school teacher wears a MAGA hat to teachers-only cultural sensitivity and racial bias training. One teacher cries. Another feels threatened. The professor leading the training feels traumatized. The principal cusses out the offending teacher and tells him not to wear the hat again, which makes him feel harassed, intimidated, and bullied. Ninth Circuit: We feel like if the principal was going to have a Bernie Sanders sticker on her car, she shouldn't be silencing other political speech. Grant of qualified immunity reversed.

From

Short Circuit: A Roundup of Recent Federal Court Decisions

Sikh Marines, MAGA hats, and racist memes.

reason.com

 

[Jormungandr]

A bunch of moronic animal rights "activists" almost had their heads lopped off.
This is fucking hilarious.
2019, but it's trending now.

 

[Cherico]

A bunch of moronic animal rights "activists" almost had their heads lopped off.
This is fucking hilarious.
2019, but it's trending now.

That was stupid, darwin award level of stupid, holy shit these people are idiots stupid.

 

[Jormungandr]

That was stupid, darwin award level of stupid, holy shit these people are idiots stupid.

Yep!

They chained themselves, by their fucking necks, to a machine designed to break/cut necks.

"Oh, but it wasn't on!"

Yeah, and if you believe a gun to be unloaded, you still don't peer down the fucking barrel while poking the trigger!

These people. smh

 

[Cherico]

Yep!

They chained themselves, by their fucking necks, to a machine designed to break/cut necks.

"Oh, but it wasn't on!"

Yeah, and if you believe a gun to be unloaded, you still don't peer down the fucking barrel while poking the trigger!

These people. smh

and these are the people who actually run the world right now.

let that sink in.

 

[Jormungandr]

and these are the people who actually run the world right now.

let that sink in.

Yeah.

Idiocracy and 1984 were meant as parodies and warnings, not guidebooks! smh

 

[ATP]

and these are the people who actually run the world right now.

let that sink in.

Well,no Banksters from Wall Street and Big Corpo run the show and pay idiots like them.But,since they openly said that they do not need 80% of population,they could gave power to those clowns to did it.

 

[Husky_Khan]

Coast Guard going above and beyond as one of their helicopters deployed a highly trained rescue to help save an elderly man who was suffering a medical emergency at an isolated cove beach. The medical emergency was the victims difficulty breathing.

But he had another emergency... in his pants... and not the fun kind either.

After they landed, the crew’s elite rescue swimmer, Aviation Survival Technician 2nd Class Robert “Bobby” Burke, realized they got lucky, even if the man’s waders were brimming with poop.

Apparently they had to bring him back to the station as well.

Inside the US Coast Guard’s Saltery Coast Rescue

Coffee or Die Magazine: Online news and lifestyle magazine for the military, veteran, first responder, and coffee enthusiast communities.

coffeeordie.com

 

[Husky_Khan]

An Oklahoma Gun Dealer apparently disposed of dozens of defective bullpup shotguns by tossing them into a commercial dumpster since disposing of them by cutting them into three pieces including through the receiver would've been deemed too costly.

ATF Investigating Dumpster Filled with Guns

The ATF launched an investigation into an Oklahoma gun store owner after authorities discovered a dumpster filled with guns on his property.

freerangeamerican.us

Apparently one individual who witnessed employees cutting some of the guns in half before pitching them into the dumpster was given two of the defective guns by an employee as souvenirs. He later mounted in his home on a wall. Many of the weapons were found to of been cut in half but still capable of "firing" supposedly. An estimated 236 defective shotguns were apparently unsuccessfully discarded into the dumpster.

 

[The Whispering Monk]

Man..that store is dumb! You could get some decent scrap money from all that metal!

 

[Jormungandr]

Also, if you know what you're doing and you have the right tools, you could easily composite/repair/reactivate those guns, or at least a good portion of them.

I know you Americans love having horrific amounts of chemicals and shit in your food and drink, but are you actively drinking bleach now? Because I can't think of any other reason how someone could be this fucking stupid than "drain-bamage". smh

 

[The Whispering Monk]

Also, if you know what you're doing and you have the right tools, you could easily composite/repair/reactivate those guns, or at least a good portion of them.

I know you Americans love having horrific amounts of chemicals and shit in your food and drink, but are you actively drinking bleach now? Because I can't think of any other reason how someone could be this fucking stupid than "drain-bamage". smh

Wrecking guns this way isn't that uncommon...but you have to do it right. Not just randomly cut through a firearm.

 

[Typhonis]

Didn't someone get in trouble by destroying a gun?

 

[Cherico]

Didn't someone get in trouble by destroying a gun?

Never make the atf chase you because they will chase you for entire blocks before they get winded and have to stop. But then they will call actual police who will catch you.

 

[Zyobot]

Top 10 anime plot twists:

 

[Husky_Khan]

Woman visits Art Gallery, Kicks Dog.

Dog is shattered. Dog costs $42,000.

Dog was apparently sculpted by an artist named Jeff Koons who created several hundred of these out of blue porcelain to look like balloon dogs.



Actually looks pretty neat.. or did.

Woman Accidentally Kicks, Breaks $42k 'Balloon Dog' Statue

A woman accidentally broke a statue of a balloon dog worth more than $40,000 at an art event in Miami last week.

www.outkick.com

I chose this article to lonk for the sheer punnic irony of the publications name.

 

[ShadowArxxy]

Litterally just a break room getting vilainized.

Most employers frown severely on unofficial break rooms. Partly because corporate-think BS, but also partly legitimately because unofficial, hidden break rooms almost always correspond with slackers taking unofficial breaks as well...

 

[LordsFire]

Woman visits Art Gallery, Kicks Dog.

Dog is shattered. Dog costs $42,000.

Dog was apparently sculpted by an artist named Jeff Koons who created several hundred of these out of blue porcelain to look like balloon dogs.



Actually looks pretty neat.. or did.

Woman Accidentally Kicks, Breaks $42k 'Balloon Dog' Statue

A woman accidentally broke a statue of a balloon dog worth more than $40,000 at an art event in Miami last week.

www.outkick.com

I chose this article to lonk for the sheer punnic irony of the publications name.

Hideously overpriced, but at least unlike a lot of modern 'art,' it isn't actually hideous.