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You mean you've never accidently eaten a full meal when you've fallen down?

Strange.
Three litres of water isn't a full meal. When absolutely gorging yourself one litre is pushing it before you start vomiting it up to avoid water intoxication.
 
This amusing story has been trending today. Ulster Country is having a vote for the designs for their new "I Voted" buttons Which only makes sense, if you're celebrating voting how better than with a vote, right?


With an absolutely crushing 93% of the vote as of this moment, this is poised to be the big winner and what everybody will wear to show how proud they are to have voted.

HudsonRowen.jpg
 
This amusing story has been trending today. Ulster Country is having a vote for the designs for their new "I Voted" buttons Which only makes sense, if you're celebrating voting how better than with a vote, right?


With an absolutely crushing 93% of the vote as of this moment, this is poised to be the big winner and what everybody will wear to show how proud they are to have voted.

HudsonRowen.jpg
I love the colours on that; no doubt it's triggering a bunch of Lefties.
 
That's what happens when you open your voting to all of the internet. It's rather appropriate design though.
 

tl;dr: bunch of woketards set up a lesbian-only bar in Portland. Within days they had complains of not being "inclusive" enough to trans-trenders and "people of colour".
Employees then tried to force the owners to give them the business in an act of blatant communism. They closed the bar instead.

I honestly can't stop laughing.
 

tl;dr: bunch of woketards set up a lesbian-only bar in Portland. Within days they had complains of not being "inclusive" enough to trans-trenders and "people of colour".
Employees then tried to force the owners to give them the business in an act of blatant communism. They closed the bar instead.

I honestly can't stop laughing.

Not even the first time this month. A queer coffeeshop in Philadelphia had the same problem and shut down after the employees demanded the owners turn the bar over to them (For "Gentrifying" the neighborhood, being white owners with black employees, and not being inclusive enough) a couple weeks ago. I'm not sure if it's an actual trend yet but two queer facilities being shut down by employees demanding the owners give them the bar for free in the space of a couple weeks is odd. They also had remarkably similar lists of demands and grievances.

 
Could they not bring themselves to just fire the troublemakers?
IIRC it was the entire staff. :ROFLMAO:
Not even the first time this month. A queer coffeeshop in Philadelphia had the same problem and shut down after the employees demanded the owners turn the bar over to them (For "Gentrifying" the neighborhood, being white owners with black employees, and not being inclusive enough) a couple weeks ago. I'm not sure if it's an actual trend yet but two queer facilities being shut down by employees demanding the owners give them the bar for free in the space of a couple weeks is odd. They also had remarkably similar lists of demands and grievances.

Maybe I'm confusing the two, as Quartering did mention both.

Still, this is all fucking hilarious.

Communism, folks: not even once. Have sex with a syphilis-riddled prostitute, instead. It's safer.
 

tl;dr: bunch of woketards set up a lesbian-only bar in Portland. Within days they had complains of not being "inclusive" enough to trans-trenders and "people of colour".
Employees then tried to force the owners to give them the business in an act of blatant communism. They closed the bar instead.

I honestly can't stop laughing.

Not even the first time this month. A queer coffeeshop in Philadelphia had the same problem and shut down after the employees demanded the owners turn the bar over to them (For "Gentrifying" the neighborhood, being white owners with black employees, and not being inclusive enough) a couple weeks ago. I'm not sure if it's an actual trend yet but two queer facilities being shut down by employees demanding the owners give them the bar for free in the space of a couple weeks is odd. They also had remarkably similar lists of demands and grievances.

Reminds me of some company a woman started that only had female employees.

The place collapsed within a few months due to the endless internal conflict.

Put 100 wokies in a box and they'll be tearing each other to shreds within 6 hours.

Now that's a TV show I'd want to watch!
 
Could they not bring themselves to just fire the troublemakers?
The employees created an Instagram filled with grievances, started a COVID panic, accused them of every -ism, and basically did everything possible to poison the place. And, well, they need to find employees who are woke enough to want to work in a Lesbian bar in Portland, but not woke enough to destroy the place. That's a tall order, a very precise and narrow cross-section of wokeness and making a mistake in it spells doom.

Additionally, I did more digging on this. This isn't the first such incident in Portland, in fact it appears to be a constant for lesbian bars in Portland and indeed across the country.

The second the opening of the bar was announced, one Redditor predicted it.


For Fifteen Years (1995-2010) The Egyptian Room was the premier lesbian bar in Portland. Then they got woke and rebranded as The Egyptian Club which was open to transwomen as well. It was promptly flooded by soyboys who became women (no surgery of course) last week who totally counted as lesbians and demanded the existing lesbians sleep with them. Lesbians quit coming to the bar. Mysteriously, despite the fact that transmen are women, the transmen were not attracted to each other and somehow were able to tell each other apart from ciswomen lesbians, and also quit coming to the bar. The Egyptian Club died almost immediately.

Stutzman adjusted her language, no longer calling Fantasy Softball League a lesbian event. Instead, she called it an event for queer women. But even with the change, Stutzman still worried.

"Everything I tried, someone was offended," she says. "It got weird and political, and I wanted it to be a fun thing."

That fall, Stutzman handed responsibility for the event to Alissa Young, who renamed the event Gal Pals, relocated it to the Florida Room on North Killingsworth Street, and ran into more trouble. Some people took offense at the event's new feminine name.

So Young folded the event. Now she mourns the loss: "Can't we have spaces that are just for lesbians?"


The woke mob has its own explanation. It's the darn gender pay gap! Womxyn only make 77 cents for each dollar men make so they don't have enough money to go to bars! We need justice!

This explanation falters a bit when you consider the Egyptian Room was successful for 15 years as a Lesbian Bar, no trans please, but died as soon as it became more woke and inclusive. But that's how it goes for Lesbian bars, let in the trans and they drive away the clientele, don't and a woke mob wrecks you.

The employees demanding the bar be given to them free, that's a new trend though.
 
Reminds me of some company a woman started that only had female employees.

The place collapsed within a few months due to the endless internal conflict.

Put 100 wokies in a box and they'll be tearing each other to shreds within 6 hours.

Now that's a TV show I'd want to watch!
I remember that!

All the negative "stereotypes" of women being backstabbing, clique-addicted, and, uh, promiscuous towards anything with a dick? Yeah, that pretty much all happened. It was so bad that "unpopular" women were crying in the bathroom on frequent breaks and outside help, e.g. male technicians and delivery men, were sexually harassed by even the married women of the office. Any sort of male attention in that male-starved workplace had them acting like lionesses vying for a male's attention, or they'd degrade themselves by acting like dogs that were given attention from a typically inattentive owner.

Fucking hilarious yet strangely sad at the same time.
 
I remember that!

All the negative "stereotypes" of women being backstabbing, clique-addicted, and, uh, promiscuous towards anything with a dick? Yeah, that pretty much all happened. It was so bad that "unpopular" women were crying in the bathroom on frequent breaks and outside help, e.g. male technicians and delivery men, were sexually harassed by even the married women of the office. Any sort of male attention in that male-starved workplace had them acting like lionesses vying for a male's attention, or they'd degrade themselves by acting like dogs that were given attention from a typically inattentive owner.

Fucking hilarious yet strangely sad at the same time.

To be fair, this was probably another case of leftists self-selecting a group of unstable and mostly narcissistic leftists to work together.

While there's infamous examples of women's groups at churches and 'knitting circles' among more conservative types having drama and gossip, they're generally at least functional. I relate the collapse of such much more to the place being staffed by hard leftists, than I do to it being staffed by women.

Leftism brings out the worst in everyone.
 

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