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Zachowon

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Hunter iirc, became a liberal after his GF got pregnant, and I don't remember if she got an abortion or had the kid and it kinda led to him going down into bread tube.
 

Husky_Khan

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From 2018...

What happened to a society built on trust?



Though technically I guess he didn't say he wasn't going to get them arrested later...
 

mrttao

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From 2018...

What happened to a society built on trust?



Though technically I guess he didn't say he wasn't going to get them arrested later...
Hey. those 6 robbers trusted that this store manager is being perfectly honest when he said he will have money for them to rob later.
And also trusted he won't call the police.
And trusted the police to not arrest them.
 

mrttao

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> white woman
> is the director of diversity in university of wisconson.
> gets fired for being white
> sues university for wrongful termination over race

I mean, the entire diversity department needs to be eliminated.
But I am amused at both the self own, and the multiple layers of irony and reaping what they sow.
 

Husky_Khan

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I mean I hope they're all okay but still pretty funny.


Three people hospitalized when some event handed out laundry detergent pods as freebies. The 460,000 laundry pods were apparently clearly marked as such but the organizers are disseminating information in the wake of this since it apparently wasn't clear enough for everybody.
 

ATP

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Woman wants to fake her own death. finds lookalike on social media (which amazingly looks exactly like her). murders her and dumps mutilated corpse in own car. didn't study forensics though so she got caught
Idiot.Did she never hear about DNA?

If i try to fake my death....go on plane which would blown over ocean.i would be assumed dead,with many others which bodies never was found.

Of course,i need to knew how to blow up plane over ocean,and how to hide fact that i leaved plane bwfore it left.
And do not care about innocent people lives.
 

mrttao

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Idiot.Did she never hear about DNA?
My guess it was fingerprints that did it in.
Her mutilating the corpse to "make it harder to tell" probably backfired.
If i try to fake my death....go on plane which would blown over ocean.i would be assumed dead,with many others which bodies never was found.

Of course,i need to knew how to blow up plane over ocean,and how to hide fact that i leaved plane bwfore it left.
And do not care about innocent people lives.
Just disappear while hiking.
 
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Typhonis

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My guess it was fingerprints that did it in.
Her mutilating the corpse to "make it harder to tell" probably backfired.

Just disappear while hiking.
There are places in the Appalachian mountains where that can happen. Hundreds of people have vanished over the years without a trace.
 

ATP

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There are places in the Appalachian mountains where that can happen. Hundreds of people have vanished over the years without a trace.
Even in Poland it could happen,and our mountains are rather pitiful.Much better idea then blowing up plane.Especially,that i do not knew how to do that.
 

bintananth

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Not just the mountains. any national park really.
Lots of people disappear forever in any of them
Any hiking trail through a forest will work.

People step off such trails to relieve themselves with some privacy and go missing with regularity. Here's the first example google gave me:

 

mrttao

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hilarious
> influencer made a joke about how he was kicked out of the low testosterone center for having too high a T score.
> their lawyers threaten him with lawsuit if he does not issue a retraction and clarify they do not have guards and they do not kick out people for having high testosterone.
> makes an entire video mocking them about them and asking them to come fight him over it. (but also clearly admits it was all false and basically a comical retraction)
 

mrttao

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Memes become reality


From article:
A Chicago police officer is suing the city to change his race from "white" on official records after the police department started allowing cops to change their gender identity.

Mohammad Yusuf, 43, filed a federal civil rights lawsuit last week saying that he wants to change his race on police records from "Caucasian" because he "currently identifies as Egyptian and African American."
 

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