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Man PLOWS Van Into Republican Voter Tent In Florida

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More evidence you can't trust Floridaman or people who drive vans.
But, if it was politically motivated, I suppose you could say the driver was in the van of political violence this year? I wonder if he considers himself part of a vanguard party? Will he be charged with vandalizing the Republican setup, or has he vanished into thin air, never to be caught? Hopefully he had vanity plates that makes it easier to track him down?

Obviously: Don't drive or try to drive vehicles into things/people you dislike. This is only really a good fit for my (bad) humor as nobody was hurt. Etc. Etc.
 

Arch Dornan

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More evidence you can't trust Floridaman or people who drive vans.
But, if it was politically motivated, I suppose you could say the driver was in the van of political violence this year? I wonder if he considers himself part of a vanguard party? Will he be charged with vandalizing the Republican setup, or has he vanished into thin air, never to be caught? Hopefully he had vanity plates that makes it easier to track him down?

Obviously: Don't drive or try to drive vehicles into things/people you dislike. This is only really a good fit for my (bad) humor as nobody was hurt. Etc. Etc.
He's caught.


Looks like a prick.
 

Blasterbot

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How can I think up van puns at a time like this, we're losing the cherished vehicular manslaughter cup!
It's fine with the DNC likely to have a contested convention this year when they cheat Bernie we can see if anyone decides to have another go.
 

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looks like we have another terrorist attack, this time they tried to burn down the republican HQ in the state.

oh and he only spent a day in jail for it.....

Sad thing is this isn't the first time this has happened.
Wasn't this what Veritas caught people on camera saying would happen?

Someday James O'Keefe needs to get the same medal Limbaugh got.
 

Arch Dornan

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