Asia-Pacific Kim Jong-Un reported dead or near death

[Zachowon]

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Snopes reports he is near dead while other sites are claiming he has died.

US and ROK intelligence say otherwise, though they could have it classified still.

Hell I dont know since I do not work till Tuesday, so I will find out then!

What is everyone's take? This year has been wild

 

[Duke Nukem]

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Snopes reports he is near dead while other sites are claiming he has died.

US and ROK intelligence say otherwise, though they could have it classified still.

Hell I dont know since I do not work till Tuesday, so I will find out then!

What is everyone's take? This year has been wild

I hope so maybe will north korea will finnaly get better leadership... Thats probably wishuful thinking though.

 

[Zachowon]

I hope so maybe will north korea will finnaly get better leadership... Thats probably wishuful thinking though.

People are saying his sister who is currently head of propaganda would take over.

 

[Isem]

I hope so maybe will north korea will finnaly get better leadership... Thats probably wishuful thinking though.

I'd be more concerned about internal struggles or civil wars breaking out.

 

[CarlManvers2019]

People are saying his sister who is currently head of propaganda would take over.

How many relatives and successors does he have? I presume that the Kim Jong’s have many illegitimate children

 

[Cherico]

and nothing of value was lost.

 

[CarlManvers2019]

and nothing of value was lost.

I wonder how many decades will North Korea remain as is

 

[Arch Dornan]

All those power struggles and it's his cholesterol that's shortening his lifespan.

 

[Cherico]

All those power struggles and it's his cholesterol that's shortening his lifespan.

another reason to love hostess brand twinkies

 

[TyrantTriumphant]

They're always reporting stuff like this. I'm going to need some real proof before I start to care.

 

[Zachowon]

They're always reporting stuff like this. I'm going to need some real proof before I start to care.

Well that he had to have an emergency heatt surgery and has not been seen since.

 

[Arch Dornan]

I did a spit take at someone's shitpost.

Imagine Kim trying to matchmake the sportstar who befriended him Dennis Rodman with his sister to continue the Kim bloodline.



An onion joke becomes true if she does suceed him.

 

[Arch Dornan]

I'm absolutely certain if his sister suceeds him there will be more lewding like the Ukrainian police commisioner. The pictures that already exist does depict her as mildly attractive.

 

[Zachowon]

I may be going to the brig for saying this, but she is attractive..
Oh shit I hear the MPs at the door.

 

[PsihoKekec]

There is a good chance that NK will do some bloody border incidents, to show her as a strong leader, just like they did for the fatty.

 

[Arch Dornan]

There is a good chance that NK will do some bloody border incidents, to show her as a strong leader, just like they did for the fatty.

And a purge or two when no one's looking. It's much easier when everyone's busy with the virus.

 

[Liberterrarium]

And a purge or two when no one's looking. It's much easier when everyone's busy with the virus.

Assuming the politburo is stable enough to survive a purge. If CoViD is in the DPRK, who knows what it looks like in central Pyongyang?

 

[Harlock]

That was the other theory I saw, that wuflu is breaking out and he's fled to the coast to avoid catching it.

 

[Tzeentchean Perspective]

Found a link to this story. The writers seem to take the words of the DPRK's lead newspaper claiming merely that "gratitude" was being sent by Kim with a little too much trust.

Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un has sent his appreciation to the workers who devoted themselves to building the Wonsan-Kalma tourist zone," the Rodong Sinmun, the North's main newspaper, said. The Korean Central Broadcasting Station carried a similar report.

"Oh don't worry, North Korean news reported that some official message was sent that could've been given by anybody, clearly Kim is still alive. Calm down guys, Half Life 3 confirmed."

N.K. leader sends gratitude to workers at tourist zone amid health rumors | Yonhap News Agency

By Yi Wonju SEOUL, April 27 (Yonhap) -- North Korean leader Kim Jong-un expressed his g...

en.yna.co.kr

 

[Tiamat]

I suspect we’ll know somethings up if they change the Watchcon level over in the ROK.