I would pay you good money to walk up to an Elephant Seal and call it a coward to it's face. Trust me I will put the video on Youtube we would get a ton of views.
If you were a marine mammal, what mammal marine would you be?
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Its important to note that Elephant Seal females are thicc hotties like the rest of their smaller seal kin.
Unless tusks are your thing.
Unless tusks are your thing.
ShadowsOfParadox
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if there was any in walking distance of me I might even take you up on it.
but there aren't.
I think you mean waddling distance. But yes it's tragically clear the two of you are like a hemisphere apart literally and figuratively.
And even if you could overcome the logistical difficulties of distance and temperature theres no insurance that neither of you will be hopelessly poked as noobs by all of the wannabe power gamers and kinky pervs who chose dolphins.
The manatee will stand supreme, for the manatee is the chillest of the list, just lazing about minding its own business... until some idiot in a speedboat runs it over.
Not me. Unlike Walrus boy I can dive down 7,835ft and hold my breath for 2 hours. Those dolphins can only go down 990ft. Why do you think I chose the Elephant Seal. I can avoid every Dolphin during my travels.
prinCZess
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The beaver. Why? Because as the poll shows, beaver needs more loving. Beyond that, beaver is undoubtedly and inarguably the slickest possibility there is, and is a noble, fine pursuer of hardwood which it can erect and put to glorious work with nothing but its own natural talent for handling and polishing that wood to its own pleasure and purpose. Truly the beaver is a wild and wooly specimen of natural perfection, as evidenced by the way men have hounded after it to fulfill their own base needs since time immemorial.
Beyond that, there are so many famous beavers that I dare-say modern internet-goers would be able to name a half-dozen or more which they have seen off the top of their head!
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Also, they're a national icon for an entire cuntry!
I'm not apologizing.
Beyond that, there are so many famous beavers that I dare-say modern internet-goers would be able to name a half-dozen or more which they have seen off the top of their head!
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Also, they're a national icon for an entire cuntry!
I'm not apologizing.
I can name some of them. Such as Dagget and Nobert, Beaver Cleaver, Parka, Zombeavers, Amik, Frank and Gordon...
Or wait, are we talking about the same type of Beaver?
Uh oh...
www.businessinsider.com.au
Not sure why they didn't use their hypersonic antiship missiles.
A Russian navy boat was attacked and sunk by a walrus in the Arctic
In a kind of odd man-versus-nature moment, a Russian navy boat was attacked and sunk by a walrus during an expedition in the Arctic, the Barents Observer reported Monday.
www.businessinsider.com.au
Not sure why they didn't use their hypersonic antiship missiles.
Uh oh...
A Russian navy boat was attacked and sunk by a walrus in the Arctic
In a kind of odd man-versus-nature moment, a Russian navy boat was attacked and sunk by a walrus during an expedition in the Arctic, the Barents Observer reported Monday.
Not sure why they didn't use their hypersonic antiship missiles.
Clearly John Bolton is behind it, this stinks of the tactics of that war mongering Walrusman.