If you were a marine mammal, what mammal marine would you be?

[Husky_Khan]

Pretty simple poll. And please explain in excessive un-needed detail as to why you made your choice in lieu of the other choices (keeping in mind to be SFW).

You'll notice the lack of Polar Bears... and that's because they're Godless Killing Machines.

You'll also notice the lack of Orcas... because... c'mon... who wouldn't wanna be one?

You'll also notice the lack of whales... ehhh there's so many different kinds. I didn't want the minke whales to feel bad. They are already suffering enough.

You'll also notice the mink and beaver are in there for some reason... *shrugs* Close enough to add some variety, especially if you want to be a wood chewing beaver...

BYE

 

[LordSunhawk]

I am obligated by contract...

 

[Hlaalu Agent]

I'd be a Walrus, goo goo g'joob.

 

[ShieldWife]

I’d be a crocodile. They just seem like the most badass option there.

Of course, lizard woman would even be better.

 

[Global Warming]

Dolphins are the sex pests of the sea, that rules them out.

Spoiler: Minor spoiler - The Boys

 

[Husky_Khan]

Dolphins are the sex pests of the sea, that rules them out.

Spoiler: Minor spoiler - The Boys

Well that makes sense, we have the land covered already. They get the oceans. We split it equal.... 30/70 and offer them constant tribute in large amounts of plastic waste which the poor marine mammals cannot manufacture on their own.

 

[Shipmaster Sane]

I feel like having frontal limbs that can at least crudely manipulate objects is important, so I'd probably limit options to Mink, Otter, Beaver, and the Reptiles.

 

[Husky_Khan]

I feel like having frontal limbs that can at least crudely manipulate objects is important, so I'd probably limit options to Mink, Otter, Beaver, and the Reptiles.

Otter might be the most humanish in body type since their paws are able to manipulate rocks and the like for cracking turtle shells or whatever.

But WB cartoons tell me that minks are more attractive so there is a vanity aspect as well. Beaver though... They can build stuff pretty nicely.

 

[ShadowArxxy]

You'll also notice the lack of Orcas... because... c'mon... who wouldn't wanna be one?

Orcas are actually large dolphins and not true whales, so technically they're included...

 

[Hlaalu Agent]

Going to say I am utterly disappointed, I literally made a Beatles reference, at the exact appropriate time and place and I am not raking in the likes. I thought I was quite clever seeing the chance for a reference like that and taking it...

Though, I can defend being a walrus by with the fact that I would have tusks. And tusks are at least somewhat cool. Also, I could then be a reference to Tusk...

 

[ShadowsOfParadox]

Walrus is great, no one fucks with a Walrus.

 

[Husky_Khan]

Orcas are actually large dolphins and not true whales, so technically they're included...

Not in my poll. Look at me... I'm da OP now.

So no overpowered Orcas. They need a nerf anyways smh.

 

[tirrene]

I picked seal because that's the only Marine animal I could think of.

Navy SEAL.

I'll see myself out.

 

[Husky_Khan]

I picked seal because that's the only Marine animal I could think of.

Navy SEAL.

I'll see myself out.

Relevant.

Classic memery here.

 

[ShadowArxxy]

Not in my poll. Look at me... I'm da OP now.

So no overpowered Orcas. They need a nerf anyways smh.

*shakes fist at you*

You're right about the polar bears though. I interned at the L.A. Zoo as a teenager, and the polar bear was, "If she ever gets out, JUST FUCKING RUN."

 

[Doomsought]

Sea otter because they have bootleg hands.

 

[Sailor.X]

Walrus is great, no one fucks with a Walrus.

Hey Shorty how you doing. I am the Elephant Seal.

 

[ShadowsOfParadox]

Hey Shorty how you doing. I am the Elephant Seal.

Elephant Seal lives in the South, Walrus in the North, they don't really meet up much. And when they do Walrus has bigger tusks.

 

[Sailor.X]

Elephant Seal lives in the South, Walrus in the North, they don't really meet up much. And when they do Walrus has bigger tusks.

True but he largest Elephant Seal was nearly 25ft long. That is longer than some of the smallest whales.

 

[ShadowsOfParadox]

True but he largest Elephant Seal was nearly 25ft long.

25 feet of coward though.

seriously, Elephant Seals are weird. Like, arguably not quite as weird as ducks, but certainly the weirdest of the seals.