Culture I saw the trailer for Star Trek Lower Decks......killll meeee.

Sailor.X

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Maybe, I dunno, not much of a Star Trek guy. The original 60s series is fun and campy, but I just don't have any strong opinions about it.
All the good things in Star Trek that Roddenberry liked to take credit for actually is the result of this lady. D. C. Fontana - Wikipedia

And all the god awful episodes of Star Trek came from the mind of Roddenberry. He liked taking credit for other peoples work.
 

Knowledgeispower

Ah I love the smell of missile spam in the morning
To be fair the Rot in the Federation was actually shown in DS9 during the Dominion War Arc. Starfleet did a lot of shady shit to win the Dominion War. Things Picard would have raised holy hell about had he been in the loop. Rot on that level and that deep does not go away it gets worst. You would logically end up with a very shitty Admiral at the head of Starfleet by the time of Picard. In many ways it is the predicted result of everything that took place over the past 35 years in universe. Picard was literally the odd man out in that new world.
Of course the real question of what the future of Starfleet post Dominion War would be is simple. Did the rot spread to the lower ranking officers and more importantly Starfleet Academy? If it didn't then say a decade or two after the events of Starfleet Picard the rot would be gone as the people who were part of it retired.
 

Sailor.X

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Of course the real question of what the future of Starfleet post Dominion War would be is simple. Did the rot spread to the lower ranking officers and more importantly Starfleet Academy? If it didn't then say a decade or two after the events of Starfleet Picard the rot would be gone as the people who were part of it retired.
Starfleet Officers have a Nasty habit of hanging around for decades though. James Kirk entered Starfleet Acadamy in 2252. He left Starfleet in 2293 (Via an accident). And his length of service is not unusual it is the norm for Officers that make Captain or Admiral rank. So they would still be there.
 

Knowledgeispower

Ah I love the smell of missile spam in the morning
Starfleet Officers have a Nasty habit of hanging around for decades though. James Kirk entered Starfleet Acadamy in 2252. He left Starfleet in 2293 (Via an accident). And his length of service is not unusual it is the norm for Officers that make Captain or Admiral rank. So they would still be there.
Not for though long given how twenty years after Picard would be well into the 2410s.
 

Sailor.X

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Not for though long given how twenty years after Picard would be well into the 2410s.
Well by the time of Star Trek Online you have Admiral Quinn who is a stand up guy. On the KDF Side.................... Just google the shithead that is Jm'pok.
 

Sailor.X

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That reminds me I really do need to play Star Trek online
You should it has good content. The Discovery stuff is meh but everything else is great.

Edit: And make a character now the summer event is going on and you have the chance to grind for a new ship.
 

Knowledgeispower

Ah I love the smell of missile spam in the morning
You should it has good content. The Discovery stuff is meh but everything else is great.

Edit: And make a character now the summer event is going on and you have the chance to grind for a new ship.
Welp next week is my vacation week so I should have the time
 

Knowledgeispower

Ah I love the smell of missile spam in the morning
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Role a Federation or Romulan/ Fed aligned toon first. You will get more stuff that way. Klingons are still the beaten Redheaded Stepchild lol.
Thanks for the advice, I was planning to play Starfleet anyways since I like the look of their ships
 

Certified_Heterosexual

The Falklands are Serbian, you cowards.
The reason attempts at "rebooting" franchises like Star Wars or Star Trek suck even more than you would naturally assume they would is because modern movie/TV writers are incapable of writing anything that isn't packed full of irony, "snark" or cynicism. Forget any stabs at profundity, nothing is allowed to just be fun or genuine anymore—it all has to "break the fourth wall" and wink at the audience in a self-aware way.

Modern writers think it's cool to pack settings like Trek with cynical, constantly-quipping garbage characters who exemplify the worst qualities of people in our own time, especially snide, cynical TV writers who think they're smarter than everybody else.

That's all modern TV writing, and I think it's down to Hollywood writers who are selected for high levels of sociopathy by the degrading nature of the media system. Another aspect I like to point out is that characters, for all their quipping and sarcasm, never laugh with one another. Especially in sitcoms, they hit their mark, eject quip, and then everyone keeps dead stares during the space where canned laughter will be inserted. If this is how humor (much less normal social behavior) happened in real life, it would be a very good idea to go insane.

The silver lining is that this stuff gets tiring very quickly, and the best solution is to just... stop watching it. Was it ever a good thing that TNG, with its neoliberal platitudes, dramatic sterility, and antiseptic tedium absorbed the attention spans of so many Gen-X/Millennial nerds? Not really. While TNG is absolute gold compared to the anti-human shit that is produced (and failing) now, watching it is still a pretty miserable way to spend your time.
 

Typhonis

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So CBS could hire fanfic writers and they could do a better job? Then again what is Lower Decks supposed to be? A comedic take on Star Trek or a copy pasta of Rick and Morty?

Because the Orwell does that.
 

f1onagher

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So I watched the first six(?) episodes to take a look. Its... alright. As a Star Trek series is a womb throttling failure. As a parody/homage of Star Trek, it's incredibly inept. As a generic action/comedy sci-fi animation show written by someone who's read the Redshirt meme its adequate.

The animation follows a lot of the lazy trends we've seen in western animation but at least it's not ugly. The characters are obnoxious and long overdone stereotypes, but the two side characters take cover in being 'quirky' leaving only the two leads to grate on everyone with their personalities. The casual chaos and dangerous thing is old and tired, but I enjoy it so the frantic zombie crewmen, exploding ships, and graffiti aliens are actually a bit of fun.

Ultimately if the show was actually about the 'heroes of another story' ala that one Booster Gold episode in JLU it would be legitimately interesting. Maybe not good, but definitely interesting. But our characters constantly interact with the 'main' characters and frequently play central roles in the situation of the week rather than being caught up on the periphery. Basically, I wanted more Tag and Bink and less Forest Gump.
 

The Original Sixth

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STD and Picard tried to follow that formula as perfectly as they could. I don't recall it working out that well, maybe leaving that box is the best movie, at least until we have some showrunners that understand that "mature" is not the same as "using all the swear words because you're not on cable and you can get away with it".

I know this is old, but let me give you my two cents on why STD and LDS will not be as successful as previous versions of the show. To understand this, I think we need to look at history itself. TOS came about when the Cold War was primarily on the American mind. At this time, the US existed in a bipolar world; that is two major powers that struggled to overcome the other. And very much the form of thought that pervaded in the world was that of grand strategy and realism. Realism, as a side note, is an international relations theory that stipulates that states (countries) have differing goals and interests and therefore, conflict is inevitable.

TOS went against the grain of that thought by focusing on the counterpart of realist thinking, which was liberalism. In liberal thought, countries could and should work together through compromise and trust. TOS was in a sense, liberal ideology challenging the taken-for-granted beliefs of realism. When you look at episodes like say, Arena; where two conflicting powers (the Gorn and the UFP) are fighting, a higher power (godlike, you might say--a judge over all) captures the two captains of the opposing ships and forces them to resolve their differences in personal combat. In the end, it is Kirk's compassion and morality that overcomes the realist mindset. And he is judged as being good by the higher power. The same situation plays out in many episodes, such as Errand of Mercy, where the UFP-Klingon Cold War goes hot, with even our heroes fully intent on killing their enemies, until a higher power (the Organians) force both sides to stop with their god-like powers, insisting that there is a better way.

TNG took the events and ideology of TOS and played it out a hundred years down the line. The question being; what if liberalism won? What would a unipolarity world look like? We see that play out in TNG to some extent. You really see it in the first and second seasons. Wesley mentions that the Klingons had joined the UFP, UFP culture had "advanced" to the point of them not being interested in material wealth, thanks not just to technological advancement, but ideological advancement as well. It was a liberal utopia; where anything you needed could be created with the push of a button, there was no hunger, and no internal conflict. And fucking dolphins were a part of ship navigation.

That was quickly changed because everyone quickly realized how preachy and boring it actually was. Early TNG thus consisted of the crew flying around in space and jerking off to how fucking amazing their liberal utopia was and how terrible the space trash worlds or ideologically corrupt worlds were. Or how backwards and barbaric the profit driven Ferengi were, compared to the non-materialistic UFP.

TNG became remarkably better AFTER they pulled back from that a bit. They retained the basic ideology of advanced liberalism, but they toned it down to a more realistic level. The Ferengi were shifted from over-the-top capitalists to greasy salesmen. The crew had more internal conflicts, even if they were rather vanilla. The focus shifted from wrong-thing worlds who the crew looked down upon to fleshed out rivals who had their own beliefs and views. The Klingons, the Romulans, and the Cardassians were all fleshed out more.

Then came DS9. And DS9 had a crazy idea. It was the first in the franchise not to look at the world and declare it wrong (though keep in mind DS9 mostly came about in a unipolarity world, with the USA as the victor of the Cold War) and instead looked at its own franchise and ask "could I be wrong?". DS9 wasn't a rejection of the liberal approach, but rather it was a challenge to it.

DS9 asked itself could the UFP survive as a liberal utopia in a realist environment? The answer injected a lot more realism into the series when the UFP was shown to be poor in managing their realist neighbor, the Cardassians or had difficulty in persuading the Bajorans to adopt a more trusting position. The series took it a step further when it peeled back the face of the UFP to show that it had a realist side; a sort of (more) evil CIA that had no qualms about destroying rival states or committing genocide. Or that Sisko himself would sacrifice his own conscious to win the war against the Dominion.

Voyager came along and although it had a concept of challenging the setting's own premise of liberal thought, it ultimately bowed to internal corporate pressure and made a "return to normal" show, set across the galaxy. It was completely dogmatic to the ideology of liberalism, with very little thought of ever challenging it and thus, dragged its ass around, completely unable to do anything besides congratulate themselves.

ENT was a completely different animal, in that it seemed completely lost as to what it wanted to do. On the one hand it wanted to tell the story of Earth growing out into space, but on the other hand, it seemed intent on doing so by copying Voyager's complete adherence to "evolved morality" and generally failing at both. The series though, found its footing in the 3rd season, when it embraced the mentality of Earth responding to terrorist attacks and matured both its crew and tone. The fourth season would go on to shift its footing again by embracing the more multi-polarity world (in that there are various powers working against each other) and the great threat concept utilized for DS9 in the Romulan Star Empire. It was sadly though, killed at the end of the season.

Star Trek Discovery is a failure in that it lacks the ability to challenge itself or society in any form. TOS challenged the concept of realism, while also admitting the danger and difficulty in doing so. Kirk, while liberal at heart, struggled not to give into realist thought, as did his friends and his opponents. TNG's success came from a liberal utopia where individuals struggled against holding themselves up to those standards (as opposed to the early seasons, where everyone else failed to live up to theirs). DS9 challenged the very concept of the liberal utopia itself.

From what I saw of Star Trek Discovery, it fails to challenge anything. It takes a set of progressive beliefs and sets them into the franchise with stone. Michael Burnham is right because she is Michael Burnham. It's the world that is wrong. Gay and fat people must be represented, because they are gay and fat. Racial and ethnic nationalism is wrong, because it is wrong. White straight men ruin everything because they're white, straight, and male. STD is a failure not because it completely and utterly ignores continuity (although it does), but because it does not challenge morality or ideas, but rather dictates them to others.

LDS will fail for the same reason that Thunder Cats Roar is a failure; because it is apathy itself. People didn't like the new Thunder Cats because it is completely apathetic to the franchise, to the characters, and to the ideals that were put forward by the show to begin with. Take for example; friendship, teamwork, courage, and physical prowess. Thunder Cats Roar, I can assure you, without having seen more than the promo, will take a shit on all of those things. You can see it just from the promo; the leader is a dimwit whose muscles could be mistaken for fat or so over the top that they are to be entirely unrealistic. Teamwork and friendship will be undercut for the sake of cheap humor and apathy towards society. Courage will be played out as stupidity. And I expect the same is going to happen with LDS.

Liberal beliefs won't be challenged or even promoted. They'll just take a shit on them. The idea of a better tomorrow or peace with your enemy will be treated with apathetic disdain. Certainly things like gender norms will be challenged, but only so they can take a shit on the people or ideas they don't like. Not because they want to challenge the ideas themselves.

That is not what the Orville does. The Orville take the general bland TNG style of a liberal utopia, then contrasts it with the fact that the ship's pilot is an alcoholic, the first officer is the captain's ex-wife, and he divorced her because he cheated on him. Sure, you have the promotion of liberal ideas and morality, with the challenges the characters face for that as you saw in TNG, but it's broken up somewhat and made more bearable with the occasional "realistic" slap to the face.
 

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LDS will fail for the same reason that Thunder Cats Roar is a failure; because it is apathy itself. People didn't like the new Thunder Cats because it is completely apathetic to the franchise, to the characters, and to the ideals that were put forward by the show to begin with. Take for example; friendship, teamwork, courage, and physical prowess. Thunder Cats Roar, I can assure you, without having seen more than the promo, will take a shit on all of those things. You can see it just from the promo; the leader is a dimwit whose muscles could be mistaken for fat or so over the top that they are to be entirely unrealistic. Teamwork and friendship will be undercut for the sake of cheap humor and apathy towards society. Courage will be played out as stupidity. And I expect the same is going to happen with LDS.

Liberal beliefs won't be challenged or even promoted. They'll just take a shit on them. The idea of a better tomorrow or peace with your enemy will be treated with apathetic disdain. Certainly things like gender norms will be challenged, but only so they can take a shit on the people or ideas they don't like. Not because they want to challenge the ideas themselves.
Not only are you wrong, you are completely off base on what this show is. Let me go through what happens/what's the message of each episode:
-Pilot: Establishes friendship between Boimler and Mariner (who takes it upon herself to be his mentor)
-Ep. 2: Mariner purposely makes a fool out of herself to help restore Boimler's confidence after a day so bad, he was planning to commit Trek suicide (go to an obscure outpost where he'd probably die and leave nothing but logs behind). Rutherford's subplot is him trying to impress a girl by transferring to different departments, but realizing that to be true to himself, he should be an engineer.
-Ep. 3: Boimler talks the captain out of a bad decision born from feelings of disrespect from Starfleet Command. Ransom defends his captured away team in a trial by combat, while attempting to resolve the situation diplomatically as he beats up a green giant with Kirk Fu.
-Ep. 4: Trying too hard to get people to like you/ascend to a higher plane of existence is counterproductive, especially when it is for selfish reasons.
-Ep. 5: Mariner tries to look out for her friend Boimler when a suspicious romance occurs, although her efforts are partly driven by paranoia and PTSD. The chief engineer of another ship cracks under the pressure of having to save the day all the time.
-Ep. 6: Diplomacy is the first resort of Starfleet, with violence being used only when all other options are off the table. Rutherford risks his life to protect Tendi from his holographic creation that has gone amok. Mariner and Boimler do their best to help a friend, up until the point where it is revealed he caused a much larger problem that endangers them and the ship due to deep personal issues.
-Ep. 7: It's alright to take time to sort out personal issues. Also, clear communication of information can prevent misunderstandings and interpersonal conflict.
-Ep. 8: Starfleet officers do good things, despite them not all being infallible heroes or sharing information with everyone.
-Ep. 9: Mariner does self-reflection in the holodeck and apologizes to people she's been an asshole to.
 

The Original Sixth

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Not only are you wrong, you are completely off base on what this show is. Let me go through what happens/what's the message of each episode:
-Pilot: Establishes friendship between Boimler and Mariner (who takes it upon herself to be his mentor)
-Ep. 2: Mariner purposely makes a fool out of herself to help restore Boimler's confidence after a day so bad, he was planning to commit Trek suicide (go to an obscure outpost where he'd probably die and leave nothing but logs behind). Rutherford's subplot is him trying to impress a girl by transferring to different departments, but realizing that to be true to himself, he should be an engineer.
-Ep. 3: Boimler talks the captain out of a bad decision born from feelings of disrespect from Starfleet Command. Ransom defends his captured away team in a trial by combat, while attempting to resolve the situation diplomatically as he beats up a green giant with Kirk Fu.
-Ep. 4: Trying too hard to get people to like you/ascend to a higher plane of existence is counterproductive, especially when it is for selfish reasons.
-Ep. 5: Mariner tries to look out for her friend Boimler when a suspicious romance occurs, although her efforts are partly driven by paranoia and PTSD. The chief engineer of another ship cracks under the pressure of having to save the day all the time.
-Ep. 6: Diplomacy is the first resort of Starfleet, with violence being used only when all other options are off the table. Rutherford risks his life to protect Tendi from his holographic creation that has gone amok. Mariner and Boimler do their best to help a friend, up until the point where it is revealed he caused a much larger problem that endangers them and the ship due to deep personal issues.
-Ep. 7: It's alright to take time to sort out personal issues. Also, clear communication of information can prevent misunderstandings and interpersonal conflict.
-Ep. 8: Starfleet officers do good things, despite them not all being infallible heroes or sharing information with everyone.
-Ep. 9: Mariner does self-reflection in the holodeck and apologizes to people she's been an asshole to.


I really doubt that. Shoving a moral lesson up my ass after shitting on my face doesn't really fix the problem the show has.
 

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