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There was once was a woman who died in a car crash. She went to the Pearly Gates of Heaven. Seeing St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he told her , "In order to enter Heaven, you must spell the word, "Love". The woman smiled. "L-O-V-E". Peter nodded and smiled, saying, "Come in." Well the woman was given the job to greet people who came to the Pearly Gates and give them a spelling test to enter. Her husband had passed away a few days after she did, and she was pleasantly surprised to see him at the Pearly Gates so soon.

She asked him, "How did you die?" The man said, "My date killed me after I asked to bring her home on the first date."
The woman was furious, but she remained calm. "If you want to come into Heaven, you have to spell just one thing to come in." Excited to get into Heaven, the man asked, "What do I have to spell?"

Smiling, the woman stated. "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch."
 

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