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Guess I wouldn't consider that "smart" since that's literally a basic light sensor and a switch. You can get ones that literally just fit over the handle and the switch just rotates a cog that pushes the handle down as it rotates around. 1980s tech. Maybe even 1970s.
A lot of the automatic toilets in public restrooms don't have handles anymore. Manually flushing one involves finding and pushing a button or intentionally activating the sensor.
 
Guess I wouldn't consider that "smart" since that's literally a basic light sensor and a switch. You can get ones that literally just fit over the handle and the switch just rotates a cog that pushes the handle down as it rotates around. 1980s tech. Maybe even 1970s.
He's kinda lowballing what tech is in a smart toilet. They also have cameras to detect which direction you're facing in order to decide whether to raise one seat or both, detect where your butt is (and when it's done its business) in order to aim a bidet water stream at it, have smart lighting so you can see the bowl without having to turn on the light switch, etc. Some detect when you're approaching and pre-mist the seat and bowl to make it easier to clean and engage a seat warmer so it won't be as cold when you sit on it.

Next Generation Smart Toilets are being prototyped now and have wifi connections that will send data on your stools into the cloud to check your diet and monitor for diseases.
 
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He's kinda lowballing what tech is in a smart toilet.
I was describing the kind of automatically flushing toilet you might find at a gas station in either the middle of the 'hood or bumfuck nowhere which may or may not have been cleaned sometime within the past year.
 
I was describing the kind of automatically flushing toilet you might find at a gas station in either the middle of the 'hood or bumfuck nowhere which may or may not have been cleaned sometime within the past year.
Yeah, I get that, Smart Toilets are a fair distance further along than just self-flushing though. And the ones they're coming out with now really do have wifi to collect data on the user.
 
Yeah, this has always been one of my fears about "smart" appliances, or even the "smart" features of a video game console or your operating system (e.g. Cortana).

The "smart toilet" checking for diseases in your urine and feces, though? If you're worried about something like I am, e.g. kidney disease/failure, cancers of certain types, blood in urine, this could be pretty useful if it sends out an alarm.
 
You have got to be goddamn fucking kidding me. They messed with people's thermostats?

That's criminal and one of my sisters (she's an engineer who has helped design several hospitals) is not happy, to put it mildly.
It's not, the people in question opted into the thing unknowingly when entering a contest.
 
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All stop. Full reverse!

Unless it was something ridiculous like a naked kid streaking in the background of a photo or something innocuous like pictures of little kids playing sports where one side includes one or more girls who aren't wearing shirts that cop really shouldn't be a cop anymore.

That she was convicted says she got caught with something which wasn't innocent. That the source was the Daily Fail (a tabloid) adds some question marks to the conclusion.

EDIT: The Daily Mail Song by Dan & Dan:

 
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They said they but whose going to check every iPhone insert number here or Samsung whatever to make sure?
Samsung is better at hiding it then Apple. I know people still using Much older Samsungs then Apples
 
Teach them to hate them more
british teached irish to hate them during 300 years of bloody occupation,and made mistake of not genociding them all.You either tread people like people,or you are cunt - but then remember to kill all your victims.Becouse their children would remember.
 
british teached irish to hate them during 300 years of bloody occupation,and made mistake of not genociding them all.You either tread people like people,or you are cunt - but then remember to kill all your victims.Becouse their children would remember.
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Samsung is better at hiding it then Apple. I know people still using Much older Samsungs then Apples
Yup! I still use an S4 Mini, released back in like 2013? 14? Even though I refitted the operating system with Lineage OS. I'm gonna have to replace it soon though, as the hardware itself is showing its age now. XD
 

A singer things the Flag is divisive dated and needs to be changed as it is to white. Or at the very least make the stars black
Not enough.what about pink ? i arleady see future black-pink USA flag ...
 

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