What If? Everone over the age of twenty becomes twenty again?

Jor can we get back on topic here? Suffice to say while it's damn possible can we acknowledge regardless the real deal would be appreciated over computer generation?
Rejuvenated actors/porn stars doing colabs alone would probably need a separate thread.

Me, I'd love to see a young Shatner as a smuggler or NR ship captain in Star Wars.
We can have Stewart be a stormtrooper officer or something.
 
Jor can we get back on topic here? Suffice to say while it's damn possible can we acknowledge regardless the real deal would be appreciated over computer generation?
True enough. I also think many fading "glamour girls", such as Carmen Electra and Tara Reid, would be a hit with blokes new and old (and lesbians) as they'd be able to re-live their heydays again.

Outside of the sexual aspect/appeal, seeing Arnold S in his prime would be fucking amazing -- especially if they do try to reboot the Terminator or do another sequel. No CGI would be needed.

We'd even be able to have Linda Hamilton and Robert Patrick return as Sarah Connor and the T-1000. New scenes for Terminator 2, anyone?

Dolly Parton would be a massive hit with country and western music lovers, too. She is getting on in years now, but if she were restored like everyone else? Many decades more for music, even though I hate that genre with a passion personally, heh.
 
True enough. I also think many fading "glamour girls", such as Carmen Electra and Tara Reid, would be a hit with blokes new and old (and lesbians) as they'd be able to re-live their heydays again.

Outside of the sexual aspect/appeal, seeing Arnold S in his prime would be fucking amazing -- especially if they do try to reboot the Terminator or do another sequel. No CGI would be needed.

We'd even be able to have Linda Hamilton and Robert Patrick return as Sarah Connor and the T-1000. New scenes for Terminator 2, anyone?

Dolly Parton would be a massive hit with country and western music lovers, too. She is getting on in years now, but if she were restored like everyone else? Many decades more for music, even though I hate that genre with a passion personally, heh.
Well, Arnie sort of went off the deep end these past few years, so hopefully his rejuvenation will roll back his derangement, since I think it is just a way for him to virtue signal and try and be relevant again.

We'd almost be living in Jeffty Is Five for a few decades.

Oh, and the fat bastard might, just might, finish ASoIaF!

The effects on Twitter and other social media, and on the dating scene, will probably be hilarious.

On the flip side all the old boomer leftists will be rejuvenated, too, Pelosi, Schummer, Turtleneck, The Big Guy.

Also, if Trump is controversial now, just imagine him 60 years younger.
 
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Mmm.

The topic of retirees entering the workforce was already mentioned, and that's going to be a clusterfuck and a half. Social Security simply isn't designed to sustain that many dependents for another sixty years, so Social Security would have to be scrapped and replaced with a new system. This might be the ideal time to completely revamp social security and turn it into a sustainable system for the modern life expectancy, but I've seen how people in the trades get in their sixties. They get cranky, fed up with this shit, and they start counting down the hours to their 62nd birthday. Maybe their 65th if they have titanic willpower or need the extra benefits.

I don't know if you could convince these people to work another forty five years, let alone the fifty or fifty five that would be necessary to make Social Security sustainable.

What would take SocSec's replacement would likely be a government incentive program to save money and invest. The old "Totally not a Ponzi scheme, bro!" system simply wouldn't work without constant, steady stream of old people leaving the market and young people joining.

As for newly-young people joining the labor force, that would get fucky real quick. The young don't have the skills to compete with the also-young with a lifetime of experience, and increased consumption isn't a magical bandaid. We only need so many commercial pilots, so anybody looking to enter that field is screwed for the next thirty years. And what about farmers? You have grandparents owning the farm, the middle generation operating the farm, and the children working on the farm as they learn enough to take over when it is their time.

When you reset the middle and grandparent generation to twenty, you interrupt that process. The middle generation is never going to inherit, and the young generation probably won't either, except for the last five years of their lives.

A large number of industries are going to run into a similar problem. With X number of commercial pilots flying, or X number of surgeons operating, and both will continue to work until they die of old age or get bored and find another career. Each industry has an educational pipeline to funnel enough new professionals into the field to replace the guys who leave the field. With ages reset to twenty, those pipelines are going to wither on the vine, simply because the need for new professionals has dropped to a fraction of a percent of the total workforce.

An expanding economy could fix some of this, but not all of it. When that age reset button is smashed, the economic fallout is going to be an earthquake in slow motion.
 
Another thing I thought of. What if the reset boomers silents and the remaining WW2 generation decide to start having kids again? Alot of them have seen the results of their parenting mistakes. I could see their kids being alot more conservative than the current generation. Might be a real bright future for conservatives.
 
Another thing I thought of. What if the reset boomers silents and the remaining WW2 generation decide to start having kids again? Alot of them have seen the results of their parenting mistakes. I could see their kids being alot more conservative than the current generation. Might be a real bright future for conservatives.
I don't know, one of the defining characteristic of the humanity is the refusal to acknowledge your own mistakes.
 
Another thing I thought of. What if the reset boomers silents and the remaining WW2 generation decide to start having kids again? Alot of them have seen the results of their parenting mistakes. I could see their kids being alot more conservative than the current generation. Might be a real bright future for conservatives.
Don't forget how the Babyboomers' crotch fruit got spawned.
Woodstock, crappy pop music and psychedelics.

I wonder if they will go back to that.

I am not all that familiar with the US savings system, but don't they make people invest their money, as opposed to doing it ponzy scheme-style, like most of the rest of the world?
 
Don't forget how the Babyboomers' crotch fruit got spawned.
Woodstock, crappy pop music and psychedelics.

I wonder if they will go back to that.

I am not all that familiar with the US savings system, but don't they make people invest their money, as opposed to doing it ponzy scheme-style, like most of the rest of the world?
It's a ponzi scheme based on three assumptions:
1: Birthrates will never decline.
2: Everyone will retire at 65, and on average live to the ripe old age of 69.
3: The program will only cover middle-upper-class professionals, and never be extended to the poor working man, let alone immigrants who never paid into it.
 
Don't forget how the Babyboomers' crotch fruit got spawned.
Woodstock, crappy pop music and psychedelics.

I wonder if they will go back to that.

I am not all that familiar with the US savings system, but don't they make people invest their money, as opposed to doing it ponzy scheme-style, like most of the rest of the world?
Nope, they take your money it goes into a pile officially to be invested by our lords and masters in government, but in reality to be paid out to the current set of retirees, as well as the crippled and several other groups congress lets use those funds.
 
Nope, they take your money it goes into a pile officially to be invested by our lords and masters in government, but in reality to be paid out to the current set of retirees, as well as the crippled and several other groups congress lets use those funds.
It also goes into financing alot of the national debt.
 

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