Comrades!

[LordSunhawk]

This is a VITAL ANNOUNCEMENT to ALL COMRADES of the GLORIOUS PEOPLES LIBERATION DEMOCRATIC SOCIALIST WORKERS LABOUR COMMUNE PEACE AND LOVE REVOLUTION!

This board is now under OUR control! We have peacefully executed all resistance and any who defy the GLORIOUS NEW ORDER shall be SENT TO GULAG! They shall NOT pass GO, they shall NOT collect their People's Toilet Paper.

Capitalism has been conquered. All hail our new Socialist Overlords who are COMPLETELY EQUAL COMRADES to the GLORIOUS PROLETARIAT (for certain values of equal)

IMPORTANT RULES FOR THE SIETCH GOING FORWARD!

ALL MUST REFER TO THEIR COMRADES APPROPRIATELY! USE OF CAPITALIST PIG LANGUAGE IS NOT ACCEPTABLE! ALL VIOLATORS WILL BE SENT TO GULAG!

NO PROMOTION OF CAPITALIST RUNNING PIG DOGS!

NO SPEAKING POORLY OF GLORIOUS REVOLUTIONARY LEADERS!

ALL WHO VIOLATE THIS SHALL BE SENT TO GULAG!

 

[Free-Stater 101]

Glory to the Leader! Lenin! and Marx!

LONG LIVE THE PEOPLES REVOLUTION!!!

 

[The Immortal Watch Dog]

I was always a communist! I was sent by Comrade Sunhawk to infiltrate the right.

My mission is ended, I can speak to the glory of our peoples revolution!

ALL HAIL THE APRIL LIBERATORS!

 

[Arch Dornan]

I love Big Brother.

 

[SietchTechOps]

ComStar maintains a policy of strict neutrality towards all local political conflicts. That said, Comrades, we would appreciate it if you would please stop parking all those T-34s on our lawn.

 

[Abhorsen]

Greetings Comrades! All hail the April Liberators and the Glorious People's Uprising! The glory of Juche shall lead the people to victory!

 

[LordSunhawk]

ComStar maintains a policy of strict neutrality towards all local political conflicts. That said, Comrades, we would appreciate it if you would please stop parking all those T-34s on our lawn.

GO TO GULAG! GO DIRECTLY TO GULAG! NEUTRALITY IN THE FACE OF THE BOURGEOISIE COUNTERREVOLUTIONARY CAPITALIST RUNNING DOGS IS TREASON TO THE REVOLUTION!

AND THEY ARE NOT T-34s! COMRADES WHO CAN NOT IDENTIFY GLORIOUS T-14 ARMATAS ARE NOT WORTHY OF REVOLUTION! *listens to an aide* TOW TRUCK IS EN ROUTE, DO NOT BE ALARMED!

 

[LordSunhawk]

TO ALL PEOPLE WHO HAVE REACTED WITH 'HA HA' to this IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT.

Go to GULAG!

 

[Terthna]

Yea, verily! ...Forsooth?

Am I doing this right?

 

[Free-Stater 101]

TO ALL PEOPLE WHO HAVE REACTED WITH 'HA HA' to this IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT.

Go to GULAG!

My apologies for displeasing you Comrad Sunhawk. I will strive to enforce the ideals of Marx in my new remote outpost in the Gulag.

 

[Tel Janin Aman]

>Lol at the plebs not being neo-monarchists

 

[LordSunhawk]

>Lol at the plebs not being neo-monarchists

I am sensing reactionary counter-revolutionary thoughts here, comrade. Neo-monarchism is a capitalist pig dog dogma worthy of being sent to the GULAG!

 

[prinCZess]

Well...With my username what it is, I'm afraid I was doomed to gulag from the start.
You may imprison my body, but you can't make me shutup my obnoxious singing!

Dancing bears, painted wings
Things I almost remember,
and a song someone sings,
Once upon a December April's enter

 

[Knowledgeispower]

About that communism..........commander you may fire at will. Base Delta Zero is authorized. We must prevent the disease from infecting the rest of the Inner Sphere

 

[LordSunhawk]

INDEED! TO Gulag WITH YOU!

 

[Knowledgeispower]

INDEED! TO Gulag WITH YOU!

It's too late. The ordnance is already inbound. Also I'm in orbit so good luck sending me to the Gulag

 

[Tel Janin Aman]

It's too late.

Sorry that wasn't real communism you blew up, try again in a different country

 

[SietchTechOps]

About that communism..........commander you may fire at will. Base Delta Zero is authorized. We must prevent the disease from infecting the rest of the Inner Sphere

Unfortunately, ComStar has placed this system under Interdict since our Totally Neutral Precentor is in the Gulag.

 

[Knowledgeispower]

Sorry that wasn't real communism you blew up, try again in a different country

I had the whole planet glassed

 

[LordSunhawk]

You glassed a capitalist pig dog planet, Comrade, now go to GULAG!