Humor/Comedy Celebrity Cringe Thread

Simonbob

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A lot of people who grew up in urban areas have zero idea of just how hard farming is, or just know much knowlege and know how is required to make a modern farm work. A lot of them look down on people who do farm work and think people who live in rural areas are stupid. The same people think any one who does manual labor are stupid.

Quite a few of these people are also socialists which explains why countries tend to starve to death when socialists take power.

And the same people who say "We locked up that forest, that means there'll be no enviromental issues in there!" And break somebody elses arm patting themselves on the back.

They'd never break their own arm, after all!
 

Husky_Khan

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Dave Bautista being Dave Bautista again... hating on Representative Dan Crenshaw because he criticized the whiny lady who finished third in US Trials for the Hammer Throw and got all pouty during the National Anthem.


Dave Bautista said:
Dan Crenshaw I really respect your service but otherwise your just a huge fucking twat. 🤷‍♂️

The article also has a huge FIFTEEN TWEET long Twitter storm unleashed on Dan Crenshaw by failed Florida Congressional Candidate Pam Keith where she rambles about how she's more patriotic then Dan Crenshaw because she's descended from a family line of Black soldiers and served in the State Department for a few decades and of course because she's a Black Woman married to a Black man and has Black children and of course implied Crenshaw was a White Supremacist and says unlike him, she is a real Patriot and because Dan is White he's never truly suffered from a denial of freedom or liberty. Like she goes on about how she's descended from a line of Black Warriors... its fucking weird.
 
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Zachowon

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Dave Bautista being Dave Bautista again... hating on Representative Dan Crenshaw because he criticized the whiny lady who finished third in US Trials for the Hammer Throw and got all pouty during the National Anthem.




The article also has a huge FIFTEEN TWEET long Twitter storm unleashed on Dan Crenshaw by failed Florida Congressional Candidate Pam Keith where she rambles about how she's more patriotic then Dan Crenshaw because she's descended from a family line of Black soldiers and served in the State Department for a few decades and of course because she's a Black Woman married to a Black man and has Black children and of course implied Crenshaw was a White Supremacist and says unlike him, she is a real Patriot and because Dan is White he's never truly suffered from a denial of freedom or liberty. Like she goes on about how she's descended from a line of Black Warriors... its fucking weird.
Did she lose an eye in combat as a US Navy seal? Did she appear at the RNC on the USS Texas?
No? Argument invalid
 

Simonbob

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The article also has a huge FIFTEEN TWEET long Twitter storm unleashed on Dan Crenshaw by failed Florida Congressional Candidate Pam Keith where she rambles about how she's more patriotic then Dan Crenshaw because she's descended from a family line of Black soldiers and served in the State Department for a few decades and of course because she's a Black Woman married to a Black man and has Black children and of course implied Crenshaw was a White Supremacist and says unlike him, she is a real Patriot and because Dan is White he's never truly suffered from a denial of freedom or liberty. Like she goes on about how she's descended from a line of Black Warriors... its fucking weird.

It's called Critical Race Theory. There's a thread about it in the Pol section.
 

Husky_Khan

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The Hong Kong born Jackie Chan has always been a bit of a toadie for the CCP but here's his latest comment. So he wants to join the Communist Party because of their performance in the Sino-Japanese War or some shit as well as because of how great it is now and will be in the future. These comments were made during the CCP's 100th Anniversary.

Bounding Into Comics said:
The news regarding Chan’s pro-Communist views comes from the Global Times, who reported that Chan had been invited to a symposium on Thursday in Beijing “which invited Chinese film insiders to speak and share their thoughts” in regards to the the Communist Party of China’s 100th anniversary.

“I can see the greatness of the CPC, and it will deliver what it says, and what it promises in less than 100 years, but only a few decades,” expressed the renowned martial artist, before declaring, “I want to become a CPC member.”

According to the outlet’s report, the action star also said that he was “impressed by the resilience and spirits of the Eighth Route Army, the military force that, under the leadership of the CPC, fought the Japanese invaders during the War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression (1931-45)” and was “touched by the bravery of the [e Eighth Route Army] soldiers”.

Back in 2013 he made comments praising China and doing the standard ChinaBot tactic of deflecting current crimes and engaging in whataboutism, stating that the United States of America is the most corrupt country in the world.


Whether these developments will lead to a new joint Disney film project starring Jackie Chan and John Cena remains to be seen.
 

Zachowon

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I don't think he really has a choice.
He is a huge star in China and even though he probably hates the CCP. If he wants money, he has to bow to them.
Remeber, instead of mandarin he did the sing from Mulan in cantonese
 

Husky_Khan

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Speaking of Jimmy Fallon...


Fellow SNL Cast Member Horatio Sanz has been accused of child sexual abuse and his famous co-star Jimmy Fallon has been named as a witness in the investigation as well as an enabler. The account of abuse starts in the late 1990's or early 2000's with Horatio Sanz, Jimmy Fallon and the plaintiff who was 15 at the time first exchanging e-mail then at the age of 16 the young fan attended social gatherings with Horatio and other members of the SNL cast and crew where alcohol was consumed and she was allegedly groped by Horatio Sanz.

Conversely Horatio Sanz denies the accusations and also states the plaintiff tried to blackmail or extort him for $7.5 million dollars for her silence in the leadup to this case.
 
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bintananth

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Speaking of Jimmy Fallon...


Fellow SNL Cast Member Horatio Sanz has been accused of child sexual abuse and his famous co-star Jimmy Fallon has been named as a witness in the investigation as well as an enabler. The account of abuse starts in the late 1990's or early 2000's with Horatio Sanz, Jimmy Fallon and the plaintiff who was 15 at the time first exchanging e-mail then at the age of 16 the young fan attended social gatherings with Horatio and other members of the SNL cast and crew where alcohol was consumed and she was allegedly groped by Horatio Sanz.

Conversely Horatio Sanz denies the accusations and also states the plaintiff tried to blackmail or extort him for $7.5 million dollars for her silence in the leadup to this case.
At this point and with how frequently such allegations pop up and are found to be true ... the plaintiff is probably right about celebrity misconduct even if they're misremembering things.

Keep in mind: a smart lawyer for a party getting sued ain't going to say jack shit to the press aside from effectively "no comment" unless there is some veracity to the allegations and they're trying to discredit the plaintiff.
 

Husky_Khan

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Comic Book Writers Tom King had a brush with death at a recent Comic-Con and thankfully fellow comic book writer Dan Slott was there to provide moral support. It's a miracle how either of them are still alive after eighteen months of enduring this Pandemic.

 

Husky_Khan

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Husky_Khan

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More Nicki Minajerie... and Bounding Into Comics actually helped summarize the whole sage with archived tweets to boot. Nicki Minaj's latest offering was an Instagram Live video where she compared the current climate to when she visited China and they told her not to speak out against the government and those in power over there.

 

Husky_Khan

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Star Trek SUPERSTAR Wil Wheaton calls Netflix bad words and Dave Chappelle a Piece of Shit.

Then he edits his post apologizing for the outburst and writes a huge essay about how Eddie Murphy made him homophobic and that these Black comedians are harming every trans person he's ever known with their 'jokes' and are advocating White Male CISHET stuff.

 
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