VictortheMonarch
Victor the Crusader
I didn't know what hit me, but something did. And it hit me hard. Hard enough to kill me and land me in this empty hell hole.
Let me explain, I was Born Dillan Bailey, in a small hospital in the US. It was a moderate life, I went to school like any other, got the shit beat into me for continuing to write left handedly, and did what other kids my age did. That all changed when the Japanese Attacked. I was a month away from getting my Masters in History at Harvard when it happened, and I, like many others, was enraged. How dare those damn Japs attack us! So, a day after getting my Masters, I was off to the Training Camp.
It wasn't the best of things, I wasn't the most athletic of kids, preferring to sit indoors and read a good history book, or a book on the Industry of the older days of my father and grandfather, but I survived. It was hard, but I eventually got by, and was sent off not to fight the Japs... but to fight the Italians and Germans in Africa.
It was hard, but I eventually was able to find myself as a Major after a daring raid on enemy soldiers during the Run for Tunis. I skipped a whole rank of Captain just by Capturing three German Battalions. I never really cared, and moved on. By the end of the war, I was given the nickname of General Firebrand, after the complete Accident that was The Battle of Munich, where I ordered the shelling of a German compound, which just so happened to be where they stored all their Ammunition. Half the city was burned to ash, and with it, came what I knew as the Treaty of Munich. It was between I and Prince Rupprecht, We had picked him up on the road, and he came with us. The Treaty of Munich was pretty much the signing of a South German Kingdom, with Rupprecht as it's king. It did it's duty and some German Garrisons joined in.
The war finally reached its end in 1944 with the Seizing of Berlin. The North German Republic was founded and the war in europe reached it's end. I was General Dillan Bailey, and I did my duty to my country. Of course, I never did reach the Pacific Front, I was too busy dealing with the growing hostilities between the Soviets and the Allies. The Soviets wanted North Germany, and I wasn't going to give it up.
The war nearly restarted, however It was decided that Germany would loose Prussia, where the Soviets created the Prussian People's Republic instead, a state that declared Germany as it's own, but did nothing about it. Words spoken to the wind. The war ended, I married a Bavarian Princess and went back home. It was a pleasant life, I even ran for President as the Republican candidate, but got beaten out by Kennedy. Probably for the best however, I prefer my head intact.
I died in 2021, 103 years old, not too bad if I say myself. and I was still reasonably sane for the age. Still had my teeth! Or, I hope I did, whatever hit me hit pretty hard. I died and ended up in what I could only assume was hell. It was empty, not a thing around.
"Howdy there, want a hotdog?"
Jumping from my nonexistent seat, I notice what could only be one of those freakish things my granddaughter was obsessed with, those damn furby things! It always freaked me out when I walked by her room and heard those things. Even Hitler would be afraid of them!
"I'm not that bad! Anyways, hotdog? This will likely be your last chance to eat one!"
"What in Sam Hill are you talking about? What the hell is going on?" I asked the damn monstrocity, one of the Hotdogs hovered in the air, and it took a bite out of it.
"Suit yourself then. My name is Steve, and I am a Random Omnipotent Being, or a ROB for short. You were kinda my personal play thing for a while, but you kinda got boring towards the end, I mean, mourning your wife for twenty more years until you were naturally die? Hell no! I've not had near enough fun with you yet!" It said, taking another bite out off the hotdog. "You know, this is really good, you sure you don't want one?" I shook my head, still confused at what is going on. "So, seeing as your dead I want to have even more fun with you, So I decided to toss you into a universe I've really gotten Addicted too recently. You might've heard of it, it's called A Song of Ice and Fire?" it asked, as I nodded.
"Yes, my Great Grandson introduced me to it. But I don't want to go, I want to rest with my wife!" I said, I wanted my sweet Hilda. "Too bad! Now, I will allow you to keep your memories and knowledge, be entertaining for me!" It said, biting into another hotdog.
"Wait what?!" And my vision went white.
Let me explain, I was Born Dillan Bailey, in a small hospital in the US. It was a moderate life, I went to school like any other, got the shit beat into me for continuing to write left handedly, and did what other kids my age did. That all changed when the Japanese Attacked. I was a month away from getting my Masters in History at Harvard when it happened, and I, like many others, was enraged. How dare those damn Japs attack us! So, a day after getting my Masters, I was off to the Training Camp.
It wasn't the best of things, I wasn't the most athletic of kids, preferring to sit indoors and read a good history book, or a book on the Industry of the older days of my father and grandfather, but I survived. It was hard, but I eventually got by, and was sent off not to fight the Japs... but to fight the Italians and Germans in Africa.
It was hard, but I eventually was able to find myself as a Major after a daring raid on enemy soldiers during the Run for Tunis. I skipped a whole rank of Captain just by Capturing three German Battalions. I never really cared, and moved on. By the end of the war, I was given the nickname of General Firebrand, after the complete Accident that was The Battle of Munich, where I ordered the shelling of a German compound, which just so happened to be where they stored all their Ammunition. Half the city was burned to ash, and with it, came what I knew as the Treaty of Munich. It was between I and Prince Rupprecht, We had picked him up on the road, and he came with us. The Treaty of Munich was pretty much the signing of a South German Kingdom, with Rupprecht as it's king. It did it's duty and some German Garrisons joined in.
The war finally reached its end in 1944 with the Seizing of Berlin. The North German Republic was founded and the war in europe reached it's end. I was General Dillan Bailey, and I did my duty to my country. Of course, I never did reach the Pacific Front, I was too busy dealing with the growing hostilities between the Soviets and the Allies. The Soviets wanted North Germany, and I wasn't going to give it up.
The war nearly restarted, however It was decided that Germany would loose Prussia, where the Soviets created the Prussian People's Republic instead, a state that declared Germany as it's own, but did nothing about it. Words spoken to the wind. The war ended, I married a Bavarian Princess and went back home. It was a pleasant life, I even ran for President as the Republican candidate, but got beaten out by Kennedy. Probably for the best however, I prefer my head intact.
I died in 2021, 103 years old, not too bad if I say myself. and I was still reasonably sane for the age. Still had my teeth! Or, I hope I did, whatever hit me hit pretty hard. I died and ended up in what I could only assume was hell. It was empty, not a thing around.
"Howdy there, want a hotdog?"
Jumping from my nonexistent seat, I notice what could only be one of those freakish things my granddaughter was obsessed with, those damn furby things! It always freaked me out when I walked by her room and heard those things. Even Hitler would be afraid of them!
"I'm not that bad! Anyways, hotdog? This will likely be your last chance to eat one!"
"What in Sam Hill are you talking about? What the hell is going on?" I asked the damn monstrocity, one of the Hotdogs hovered in the air, and it took a bite out of it.
"Suit yourself then. My name is Steve, and I am a Random Omnipotent Being, or a ROB for short. You were kinda my personal play thing for a while, but you kinda got boring towards the end, I mean, mourning your wife for twenty more years until you were naturally die? Hell no! I've not had near enough fun with you yet!" It said, taking another bite out off the hotdog. "You know, this is really good, you sure you don't want one?" I shook my head, still confused at what is going on. "So, seeing as your dead I want to have even more fun with you, So I decided to toss you into a universe I've really gotten Addicted too recently. You might've heard of it, it's called A Song of Ice and Fire?" it asked, as I nodded.
"Yes, my Great Grandson introduced me to it. But I don't want to go, I want to rest with my wife!" I said, I wanted my sweet Hilda. "Too bad! Now, I will allow you to keep your memories and knowledge, be entertaining for me!" It said, biting into another hotdog.
"Wait what?!" And my vision went white.