1 - Dr. Jonah Collins (1)
Witteric of the West
ES ZEUS
Author's Note: There are some caveats to this story
1. Star Wars exists in this version of Earth.
2. I'm keeping as close as OTL as possible within the continuity of Stargate up until 2016.
3. The storytelling style here is similar to Max Brooks' World War Z, so expect tons of telling.
Theed, Naboo.
{The capital of the pacifist world of Naboo is a beautiful city, the reconstruction of the planet following the Chommell Campaigns of 2028 made a point of keeping the pre-war architectural style of the planet. In recent years, the planet has become a popular tourist destination, as well as the retirement home of many a member of the original Buyan Expedition, among them, Doctor Jonah Collins.}
"The name comes from Slavic folklore, it was a Russian data analyst, one Sviatoslav Zakhaev who discovered the place in the Ancient databases we had so he got naming privileges, or at least informal naming. And it took us a few more years before finding the address. There was also a very tempting prize to be had. After all, the group of Ancients that moved to Andromeda had branched into Psionics research. And, with the situation in Pegasus worsening in the early 2010s, some in Homeworld Command were interested in any sort of solution that could give us an advantage. The idea that the psionics research held at Buyan could help us crack the telepathic abilities of the Wraith was probably what led the higher-ups to approve the expedition."
He takes a sip of his coffee, then continues.
"Ah, I still buy my coffee from Earth. The local caf is not bad, but it lacks something... Anyway, the first thirty-six hours of the expedition were basically the standard procedure for getting settled into City-Ships. You know, check for traps, ensure that there is a power supply, keep everyone away from the more dangerous technologies, getting preliminary reports on the local databases, do some scans of the planet the ship is on, that kind of stuff. We then started assigning living quarters and retrieving the gate addresses of the Andromeda network... Around that time is when we had our first clue of where the hell were we."
"And what was that clue?" I ask him, he lets out a small chuckle and sighs.
"Well, soon after arriving, we noticed that it was a desert planet -with some population, but the sensors were still not fully operational- and that it orbited a binary system, so I think it was Marcus, I mean, Lieutenant Marcus Wright, who nicknamed the place Tatooine... Around forty-eight hours after arrival, we detected this ludicrously big... thing... moving towards Buyan. It was, according to our still not fully operational sensors, a massive lifeform. A hundred meters in length at least. Commander Evans ordered a team dispatched in a cloaked jumper to observe and, if necessary, create a diversion. What they found was a massive ten-legged reptile of some sort. Thankfully, it soon became busy in unearthing a similarly massive... thing... A couple of months later, when we finally made contact, we learned that those were a Giant Krayt Dragon and a Sarlacc. I am sure you know that I have said so multiple times, and I'll say it again, but the look in Lieutenant Wright's face when we found out that we were not even in a Tatooine look-alike but in the actual thing... Well, let's just say that whenever we were rotated back home, no one from the expedition even bothered watching the sequel films, not when we were back from the real deal."
"And what was the reaction of Homeworld Command?"
He looks at me with an amused look and shrugs. "Well, in public, or as publically as they could react given that the Gate was still a classified matter back in sixteen, they did not say much other than asking for confirmation... That being said, I remember that in the first briefing, the face that General O'Neil made is something that I hope someone in the room took a picture of. Then the mission became to figure out at what point in time we were and what was going on around us. Most details about that have been declassified and are pretty much general knowledge, however, one thing that very few people know is that Command and the IOA were very much scared that we would run into the Death Star or something similar. I mean, they've made a whole ton of superweapons and other nasty crap out here, and some were even capable of fitting through a gate. Plus, the IOA at the time was falling apart. The Russians were being quite the troublemakers back then and international cooperation almost broke entirely with the whole drama about Crimea... Probably those were the reasons why the US decided to go public with the Gate.
Of course, we were busy at that point, trying to come to some sort of agreement with the sand people that inhabited the mountain range north of Buyan, and trying to do a passive observation rather than actually sending out teams. Unlike at Pegasus, when the novelty and shock wore off, our stay there became boring pretty quickly, I mean, we were not quite allowed to do gate-exploring for a couple of months while we figured how to hook into the Holonet -or actually discovering its existence.- Of course, people always say that the easiest course of action would have been to fly over to the nearest spaceport in a cloaked jumper and observe before trying to make contact, but I have to admit that I'm glad we did not. It's definitely for the best that the first official contact of Earth in Andromeda was with representatives of the Galactic Republic, a couple of months later, instead of with Jabba the Hutt."
1. Star Wars exists in this version of Earth.
2. I'm keeping as close as OTL as possible within the continuity of Stargate up until 2016.
3. The storytelling style here is similar to Max Brooks' World War Z, so expect tons of telling.
Theed, Naboo.
{The capital of the pacifist world of Naboo is a beautiful city, the reconstruction of the planet following the Chommell Campaigns of 2028 made a point of keeping the pre-war architectural style of the planet. In recent years, the planet has become a popular tourist destination, as well as the retirement home of many a member of the original Buyan Expedition, among them, Doctor Jonah Collins.}
"The name comes from Slavic folklore, it was a Russian data analyst, one Sviatoslav Zakhaev who discovered the place in the Ancient databases we had so he got naming privileges, or at least informal naming. And it took us a few more years before finding the address. There was also a very tempting prize to be had. After all, the group of Ancients that moved to Andromeda had branched into Psionics research. And, with the situation in Pegasus worsening in the early 2010s, some in Homeworld Command were interested in any sort of solution that could give us an advantage. The idea that the psionics research held at Buyan could help us crack the telepathic abilities of the Wraith was probably what led the higher-ups to approve the expedition."
He takes a sip of his coffee, then continues.
"Ah, I still buy my coffee from Earth. The local caf is not bad, but it lacks something... Anyway, the first thirty-six hours of the expedition were basically the standard procedure for getting settled into City-Ships. You know, check for traps, ensure that there is a power supply, keep everyone away from the more dangerous technologies, getting preliminary reports on the local databases, do some scans of the planet the ship is on, that kind of stuff. We then started assigning living quarters and retrieving the gate addresses of the Andromeda network... Around that time is when we had our first clue of where the hell were we."
"And what was that clue?" I ask him, he lets out a small chuckle and sighs.
"Well, soon after arriving, we noticed that it was a desert planet -with some population, but the sensors were still not fully operational- and that it orbited a binary system, so I think it was Marcus, I mean, Lieutenant Marcus Wright, who nicknamed the place Tatooine... Around forty-eight hours after arrival, we detected this ludicrously big... thing... moving towards Buyan. It was, according to our still not fully operational sensors, a massive lifeform. A hundred meters in length at least. Commander Evans ordered a team dispatched in a cloaked jumper to observe and, if necessary, create a diversion. What they found was a massive ten-legged reptile of some sort. Thankfully, it soon became busy in unearthing a similarly massive... thing... A couple of months later, when we finally made contact, we learned that those were a Giant Krayt Dragon and a Sarlacc. I am sure you know that I have said so multiple times, and I'll say it again, but the look in Lieutenant Wright's face when we found out that we were not even in a Tatooine look-alike but in the actual thing... Well, let's just say that whenever we were rotated back home, no one from the expedition even bothered watching the sequel films, not when we were back from the real deal."
"And what was the reaction of Homeworld Command?"
He looks at me with an amused look and shrugs. "Well, in public, or as publically as they could react given that the Gate was still a classified matter back in sixteen, they did not say much other than asking for confirmation... That being said, I remember that in the first briefing, the face that General O'Neil made is something that I hope someone in the room took a picture of. Then the mission became to figure out at what point in time we were and what was going on around us. Most details about that have been declassified and are pretty much general knowledge, however, one thing that very few people know is that Command and the IOA were very much scared that we would run into the Death Star or something similar. I mean, they've made a whole ton of superweapons and other nasty crap out here, and some were even capable of fitting through a gate. Plus, the IOA at the time was falling apart. The Russians were being quite the troublemakers back then and international cooperation almost broke entirely with the whole drama about Crimea... Probably those were the reasons why the US decided to go public with the Gate.
Of course, we were busy at that point, trying to come to some sort of agreement with the sand people that inhabited the mountain range north of Buyan, and trying to do a passive observation rather than actually sending out teams. Unlike at Pegasus, when the novelty and shock wore off, our stay there became boring pretty quickly, I mean, we were not quite allowed to do gate-exploring for a couple of months while we figured how to hook into the Holonet -or actually discovering its existence.- Of course, people always say that the easiest course of action would have been to fly over to the nearest spaceport in a cloaked jumper and observe before trying to make contact, but I have to admit that I'm glad we did not. It's definitely for the best that the first official contact of Earth in Andromeda was with representatives of the Galactic Republic, a couple of months later, instead of with Jabba the Hutt."