Sports! 🏀 The NBA/WNBA Thread

[Abhorsen]

Fuck Dramond. That is all.

 

[Sergeant Foley]

Fuck Dramond. That is all.

Tried to warn you and other Celtics fans that the Warriors were unstoppable.

In 2023: Milwaukee Bucks or Miami Heat will win the Eastern Conference.

 

[Sergeant Foley]

With tonight's win, the Warriors have surpassed the Chicago Bulls with 7 NBA championships (1947, 1956, 1975, 2015, 2017, 2018, 2022).

 

[Sergeant Foley]

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[Sergeant Foley]

@Abhorsen @bintananth Any thoughts on the Kyrie Irving mess?

 

[bintananth]

@Abhorsen @bintananth Any thoughts on the Kyrie Irving mess?

He can go fuck himself and I don't give a shit about him or the Brooklyn Nets.

I've seen the design drawings for Barclay's Center. I was ... not impressed.

 

[Abhorsen]

@Abhorsen @bintananth Any thoughts on the Kyrie Irving mess?

I love it now that it's hitting a New York team. I want it to get so awful they cancel the franchise.

 

[Sergeant Foley]

I love it now that it's hitting a New York team. I want it to get so awful they cancel the franchise.

They never should've left New Jersey considering both the Jets and Giants play their respective games in East Rutherford.

 

[Sergeant Foley]

He can go fuck himself and I don't give a shit about him or the Brooklyn Nets.

I've seen the design drawings for Barclay's Center. I was ... not impressed.

Irving is a fucking crybaby. He did the same shit with Cleveland, Boston.

 

[bintananth]

Irving is a fucking crybaby. He did the same shit with Cleveland, Boston.

I respect professional athletes who don't bitch. Most professional athletes will be begging for an ambulance within an hour if they have to try and do my fieldwork. If the wet bulb hits 95°F you are dead and there are no ifs, ands, or buts about it. At 92-93°F ambient the air is hotter than your skin.

 

[Abhorsen]

They never should've left New Jersey considering both the Jets and Giants play their respective games in East Rutherford.

New York delenda est.

 

[bintananth]

New York delenda est.

NBA players wear shorts and a tank top. They don't get to say "yes" or "no" to safety gear because they don't get any.

 

[Abhorsen]

NBA players wear shorts and a tank top. They don't get to say "yes" or "no" to safety gear because they don't get any.

? What does this have to do with anything? It has all the relevance of a chatbot response.

 

[bintananth]

? What does this have to do with anything? It has all the relevance of a chatbot response.

I frequently say dumb things a chatbot couldn't come up with.

 

[Sergeant Foley]

New York delenda est.

Yet the Jets and Giants play their respective games at MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, New Jersey.

 

[49ersfootball]

LA Governor John Bel Edwards (D) on Zion Williamson's contract extension staying with the Pelicans:

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[Sergeant Foley]

@WolfBear @Abhorsen @bintananth @Captain X @Airedale260 @Captain_Pickle @Buba @Cherico

Predict the future of Kevin Durant:
A.) Stays in Brooklyn
B.) Goes somewhere else

 

[bintananth]

@WolfBear @Abhorsen @bintananth @Captain X @Airedale260 @Captain_Pickle @Buba @Cherico

Predict the future of Kevin Durant:
A.) Stays in Brooklyn
B.) Goes somewhere else

C.) Don't care.

He's 33, past his prime, and close to retirement age because he can no longer keep up.

 

[Sergeant Foley]

C.) Don't care.

He's 33, past his prime, and close to retirement age because he can no longer keep up.

Deep down: Durant realises he fucked up by leaving the Warriors

 

[bintananth]

Deep down: Durant realises he fucked up by leaving the Warriors

Most athletes don't realize that their carreer can go from "I'm one of the best at what I do!" to "who are you?" within a few seconds.