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  1. Certified_Heterosexual

    Star Wars Star Wars Discussion Thread - LET THE PAST D-! Oh, wait, nevermind

    You can hate on Disney and EA all you want, but GOLLY GEE lookit these HECKIN WHIZZ-BANG GRAPHICARINOS! Sorry man, I know you meant well in your post but come the fuck on. What is this, 2005? Nobody's impressed with CGI anymore.
  2. Certified_Heterosexual

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    If you're looking for an interesting take on the dark side, my opinion is to avoid the Sith entirely and look at Jedi Master Rajivari and his followers. For those unfamiliar with this aspect of SWTOR lore, Rajivari was one of the original members of the first Jedi Council, centuries before the...
  3. Certified_Heterosexual

    Star Wars Star Wars Discussion Thread - LET THE PAST D-! Oh, wait, nevermind

    Like I said months ago: the best realistic outcome for Star Wars going forward that we can reasonably expect is for Disney to realize they don't understand Star Wars and can't replicate the appeal, and just give up and hoard the IP for the next 50 years. No new Star Wars content is better than...
  4. Certified_Heterosexual

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    I always liked Tom Clancy's EndWar system, where you could select and order your units using the voice control and headset. Obviously you get into issues if you have an accent or something the programming can't handle, but it was an elegant solution that worked well on console. The thumbsticks...
  5. Certified_Heterosexual

    Star Wars Star Wars Discussion Thread - LET THE PAST D-! Oh, wait, nevermind

    And TLJ is still somehow better than JarJar Abrams' films! Fuck.
  6. Certified_Heterosexual

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    Those were not the criteria you mentioned. You were frustrated that none existed, LI proved to you that they existed.
  7. Certified_Heterosexual

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    I just hated the movie, and don't care what its defenders think. they were full of it in 2017, and they're still full of it in 2020. Anything by Stover. Anything by Luceno. Yoda: Dark Rendezvous is super underrated. Did you know Greg Bear wrote a Star Wars novel, and it was actually pretty...
  8. Certified_Heterosexual

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    "these guys can't explain yellow letters in space!" Jesus Christ guys, they've got us now, time to pack it in. We had a good run but it's over now.
  9. Certified_Heterosexual

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    Replace the cargo containers with automated guns?
  10. Certified_Heterosexual

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    Why on earth would you trust an insider with such a goony codename. Fucking "doomcock?" Really? He ain't no Deep Throat, that's for sure. 😎
  11. Certified_Heterosexual

    Star Wars Star Wars Discussion Thread - LET THE PAST D-! Oh, wait, nevermind

    I'm surprised Isaac even came back for TROS, after the raw deal he got in TLJ.
  12. Certified_Heterosexual

    Star Wars Star Wars Discussion Thread - LET THE PAST D-! Oh, wait, nevermind

    Journalists are idiots and you should neither respect them nor take them seriously, Part 1 of a countably infinite series:
  13. Certified_Heterosexual

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    You first point was fair enough, but this IMO is a really bad reason to like/dislike something. Wouldn't you rather like things that are good, regardless of how old they are? And I find it hard to believe that the DisneyWars fandom is growing. I think any of the positive numbers you see are...
  14. Certified_Heterosexual

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    I just like the games and novels, really. Even the really weird stuff like Planet of Twilight or Crystal Star has more character and verve than the soulless corporate hackjobs we get now.
  15. Certified_Heterosexual

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    Nah, sorry, DisneyWars ran out their "benefit of the doubt" free passes in 2018. Everything they put out should be assumed to be garbage until proven otherwise, and even then you need to be wary of Stockholm Syndrome making you think mediocre shit is the best thing ever (Mandalorian, Fallen...
  16. Certified_Heterosexual

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    Hey now, let's not spread misinformation like that. If Filoni has any sort of fetish, it's obviously for Togrutas.
  17. Certified_Heterosexual

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    1) It was Sidious who was given baby Maul in that scene, not Plagueis. Plagueis has relatively little to do with Maul, and outright dismissed him as a moderately useful thug. 2) That entire retcon was stupid, but it wouldn't have needed to be there at all if The Most Overrated Man in Star Wars...
  18. Certified_Heterosexual

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    It builds off of the rest of Filoni's dogshit Mandalorian rectons, the episodes are repetitive with very little connective tissue, the casting of Breaking Bad's gay chicken tycoon was ridiculous stunt casting to get Reddit hype (because only a redditor would be dumb enough to still give a shit...
  19. Certified_Heterosexual

    Star Wars Star Wars Discussion Thread - LET THE PAST D-! Oh, wait, nevermind

    What's this almost talk? There hasn't been so much as a scrap of decent SW content since 2014. No, not even The Mandalorian was good, you've just got Stockholm Syndrome. If you want new good Star Wars content, flip the House of Rat the bird and create it yourself.
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