What If? You get random superpowers vs your avatar

[Winston Bush]

Welp let's see the other two.

Lightning Deity Physiology

The power to possess the traits and powers of or be a Lightning Deity. Variation of Elemental Deity Physiology, Weather Deity Physiology and Nature Spirit Physiology. Electricity/Lightning/Thunder Deity/God/Goddess Physiology Gods of Lightning and Thunder The Thunderer A user of this ability...

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Poison Shield Construction

The power to create shields and shield-like objects out of poison. Sub-power of Toxikinetic Constructs. Variation of Organic Shield Construction. Toxikinetic Shield Generation The user can construct shields and shield-like objects out of poison to defend themselves from any attacks. Deflection...

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While I get more powerful I still lose. My Avatar can just Nova the Sun and warp out of the Solar System.

Aren’t you a god?

 

[Sailor.X]

Aren’t you a god?

A planet bound lower case g god. In other words just higher end cannon fodder. All I can do is throw lightning bolts. And that is about it.

 

[Jarow]

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Versus a rubber duck... I'm pretty sure my existing powers (to be an animate object) are good enough to win. I think the last one means I could turn it into an actual fight; but there's still a 0% chance of losing.

 

[Val the Moofia Boss]

Planetary Restoration

Nice! After an earthquake or a tsunami hits or a big battle that levels a city, I can just buy a plane ticket and go there and fix everything up with the snap of my fingers!

Hm... I wonder if it can reverse desertification.


Earth Symbiosis

Cool but I don't think there are any earth spirits in our reality. But if there were, maybe I could use those powers for terraforming, like construction sites.


Candy Generation

If I am able to create infinite matter out of nothing, then I'm sure there is a way to convert that into energy to power cities or something.

Well, when it comes to fighting my avatar, it comes down to whether or not he has access to aether (magic in FFXIV). If he doesn't, then beating him is a piece of cake, even without superpowers.

If he has access to aether, then the odds are heavily against me, as magic in FFXIV is pretty OP. Depends on how well I can learn to use the earth spirit powers and the candy generation.

What the heck kind of lame power is this?

Being able to gas people anywhere seems pretty powerful. Especially if your target is inside a building or another enclosed environment.