My thinking was that with their big RL enemies like Carthage taken off the board, Rome would probably be surrounded by fairly weak & easy-to-deal-with polities like the Etruscans or Argead satrapies that happen to have consolidated bits of territories which would've been held by stronger adversaries like the Carthaginians or Hellenistic kingdoms IRL - of Magna Graecia's cities for example, few if any seem like they could pose a threat to Roman ambitions the way Syracuse can, IIRC by the time of Alexander's historical death Capua and Neapolis were already Roman vassals (albeit the former wasn't very enthusiastic about it) and Tarentum crumpled like wet tissue right after Pyrrhus left Italy. But yes, they would be operating from a weaker starting position and the actually worthy opponents they'd have, like Syracuse and the Gauls, would be nothing to sneeze at.
After many decades of well-organised imperialism, and the great bounties of trade, I'm pretty sure the, ah, "Western satrapies" of the Empire would be fairly well-off and well-organised. I don't think the OTL weakness of Megale Hellas can be assumed to persist, since Alexander would install a capable man in Syracuse (hell, maybe he'd even bring Agathokles himself into the fold) and encourage that man to create a well-ordered realm.
While I guess it's possible that they could win multiple Isère-level victories to overcome the Gauls (stranger things have happened in history), it's indeed likelier that they'd get buried or turned into a football between these alternate hegemons. In particular I can't see a strong Gaul and a strong Rome coexisting, one's going to have to beat the other down. Not to mention that that's probably the more interesting outcome anyway, since anyone who's cracked open a book on classical history can already tell what a Roman-dominated Mediterranean Basin looks like. One divided between a Gallic juggernaut in the north and a Greco-Punic one in the south - not so much.
Agreed!
Alexander was into road building? Also - why build a road if you can get from A to B by ship - several times faster and 20-40 times cheaper WITHOUT the cost of building a road?
Alexander was very much into infrastructural projects. Cities, roads, canals, irrigation works, harbours... you name it. He knew an empire needed these things.
As to "why roads": sailing ships depend on the wind. Which was either seasonal or unpredictable. Sure, you could have the men use the oars, but in military ventures, "the men" were also the guys who had to be battle-ready when they arrived at their destination-- and working the oars was notably more man-breaking than marching for miles and miles. Hence: roads. To ensure that a sizable army could move anythere, on relatively short notice, regardless of the season or the wind's direction.
Why would he make friends with the Roman cunts?
I don't know what you have against the Romans. In any case, Alexander consistently liked warrior-peoples. He never minded if they fought him, so long as they would kneel after he won. Then he'd call them worthy foes, and induct them into his army with promises of loot. (Which he consistently made good on, too.)
The Romans would probably be to his liking, in their mentality.
They are retarded and get sold into slavery.
I'm not sure of that. In this period, they were still the junior partner to Carthage, and were generally unable to throw any real weight around when it came to fighting the big boys. I think that when they outlasted Pyrrhos, that "made" them, as it were. Then, they'd held off a real foe, and sent him back across the waters. From there on, they grew (in their self-perception and in actual fact) into the "never-kneeling Romans, proud and unbroken".
But that hadn't happened yet.
Germans - teutons tribes in Cimbri war.I knew,that most of them were in fact,celts,but at least some were german tribes.
Here:
Cimbrian War - Wikipedia
I think,that against much smaller Rome,they win easily.
If they choose to invade them,not crumbling Alexander Empire.
To be sure, these were Celts, who allied with some (very much 'junior partner') Teutons. The latter never even made it into Italy, being crushed -- not just beaten, but
annihilated -- by the Romans in Gaul. To be fair though, the Romans were led by Marius, who was an ass-kicker of staggering proportions.
This all happened c. 50 years after I imagine Alexander's empire falling apart, so the Cimbrian Celts would have ample opprtunities to exploit the mess. I think they'd drive for Greece (much more loot, and other Celtic invasions had done the same). If they use German auxiliaries, these will certainly be "small fries" again. Just a bunch of country bumpkins that the Celts use as auxiliaries.
A hundred years later, the Germanic tribes would really start their ascent, but at this time, the Celts were far more prominent.
In addition to Western Europe, what do you speculate the eastern half (or perhaps two-thirds, rather) of the Argead Empire will look like in an 'eventual collapse' scenario? Some (admittedly rather scattered, but there is more ground to cover here than in the West) late-night thoughts on my part...
- If an attempt is made by the Greek city-states to regain their independence, like the Chremonidean league did against Antigonus II, it feels like it'd turn out to be even more of a joke than that turned out to be historically, and Macedon + Thrace + Epirus looks like it'd be a natural stronghold for one of the post-Argead warlords just as it turned out to be IRL.
- Mesopotamia/Armenia/Persia also look like good places for strong warlords to crop up and tear into each other, as Seleucus & the eastern satraps who backed Eumenes amply demonstrated IOTL. India and the furthest-most east too, longer-lived Greco-Bactrians/Indo-Greeks would be pretty cool.
- Maybe the combined domains of Antigonus I (Syria/Judea/Asia Minor/part of Greece) and Ptolemy I (Egypt, of course) could serve as the base for an Argead rump state, assuming the dynasty doesn't just get wiped out without an heir later than it was historically like the Mauryas did? I'm imagining some descendant of Alexander IV holing up in Alexandria-in-Egypt, greatest of those cities established by & bearing the name of his illustrious forefather, like a Hellenistic equivalent/spiritual predecessor to Liu Bei, heh.
- I wonder if the Jews would still gain both motive and opportunity to reassert their independence as the Maccabees did historically in the ruins of this empire with a better-established cosmopolitan Greco-Asiatic culture (what might we call it BTW? Heterogenēs?), as well.
1. As far as Greece is concerned, "polis culture" was
dead. Look at the Hellenistic kingdoms, and then imagine 180 more years of hegemonic rule. I think the most likely outcome is a largely Hellenised state covering everything South of the Danube/Drava, and presumably encompassing a sizable bit of Anatolia as well. So, basically, the OTl core of the Byzantine state, as a latter-day Hellenistic successor state. The "Greekest" of the successor realms, probably.
2. Greater Armenia would be fun, possibly bordering on "Greater Greece" directly.
3. A "legitimist" Argead rump state centred on Alexandria seems likely. I'm not sure it'll live very long. Cf. the Seleukid rump state in Syria from OTL. Not a success story. But at the start, this state would presumably stretch from Cyrenaica to Syria.
4. The legitimist rump state could easily collapse, or be reduced to an Egyptian core (where it would sadly resembly the Ptolemaic realm in its lesser days), while Syracuse makes a play for Cyrenaica, "Greater Greece" grabs up (surely-very-Hellenised-by-now) Syria, and the Jews re-assert their independence by virtue of being
just outside everybody's effective reach.
5. Mesopotamia would presumably be absorbed by a distinctly Persian successor state, since the low plain is very hard to defend from attacks from the East.
6. A "Helleno-Buddhist" state on the Eastern fringes would be awesome, and there is OTL precedent for that sort of thing.
7. A "Hellenistic Arabia" would also be a thing, and how
that plays out is anybody's guess.