Thus Buzzes the Babylon Bee

Clarence Thomas...12 words per argument...anyone know how many of those cases he was on the 'winning' side of? I'm curious b/c that's a whole meme in itself!

Thomas is famously quiet on the court and rarely asks questions during arguments.
 

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This ties amusingly into the Left's inability to say anything in few enough words to make a good meme.
Apparently, women like to talk a lot.
 
They made two episodes of a Californian couple moving to Texas.





This might be an ongoing series.


Episode III... this is a big lore filled episode.



Lot of new characters introduced. Like Religious figures such as Beto O'Rourke and Jesus Christ... and the Zodiac Killer.

Also I had no idea that Beto O'Rourke had a DUI.
 

This is pretty funny. Biden took credit for raising social security payments, then got fact-checked when people pointed out the raises were because of a law passed by Richard Nixon that automatically raised social security to keep up with inflation.

Unused to being fact-checked, the White House deleted their tweet immediately.
 

This is pretty funny. Biden took credit for raising social security payments, then got fact-checked when people pointed out the raises were because of a law passed by Richard Nixon that automatically raised social security to keep up with inflation.

Unused to being fact-checked, the White House deleted their tweet immediately.
I recall reading a compilation of snarky econ articles during college which included one titled "Bankers Have The Classic COLA*" discussing how interest rates are the risk-free rate** + expected inflation + a risk premium.

Taking credit for a large COLA isn't fooling anyone with even a basic understanding of economics.

* COLA = Cost Of Living Adjustment
** The risk-free rate is basically what it takes to keep track of the money and making sure it goes where it's supposed to when it's supposed to. i.e.: the transaction costs.
 
Well at least Stacey Abrams can say she had a good run while it lasted.


Maybe run isn't the best term to use...
 
Episode III... this is a big lore filled episode.



Lot of new characters introduced. Like Religious figures such as Beto O'Rourke and Jesus Christ... and the Zodiac Killer.

Also I had no idea that Beto O'Rourke had a DUI.


Episode IV of Moving to Texas. They're introducing them to guns now so they can speak from a place of experience.



Check out the Hunter Biden Rule of Gun Safety. :sneaky:
 
The Bee's been having a field day mocking the election.



 
The Bee's been having a field day mocking the election.





It's better to laugh than to cry...
 
The Bee's been having a field day mocking the election.


Oh look @Abhorsen name might actually be Carl Weaver.

Babylon Bee said:
At publishing time, Carl decided he would just take option 3 and vote Independent, but he soon realized that all those candidates are both brain-damaged and unable to beat brain-damaged candidates.

At least the Babylon Bee is covering third party candidates unlike the Mainstream Media.
 

This is how you know the US is better than Europe, the Wizard came up with a cover story instead of just using magic to erase the cop's mind.
You don't understand! The owls are free! You can just take them!


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