CarlManvers2019
Writers Blocked Douchebag
He renames the Wildlings, “Britons” and renames Beyond-The-Wall as “England/Avalon/Albion/Alba/Britain” or something
He has a giant for a steed, a giant who uses giant coconuts and claps them together
His “Knights of The Round Table” came with
Arthur had to murder a large number of “filthy peasants” for going “Governmental Power doesn’t come from a farcical aquatic ceremony or claims of a long lineage from some guy who may never have even existed! It comes from VIOLENCE!!! I’m taking your shiny sword kneeler!!!”
Which ironically made him a “legitimate ruler”
Crack: You get the FGO versions except they behave the same way as their Monty Python counterparts
Ned Stark tries arranging a marriage between Robb Stark and the “Prince Mordred” who he and other “Southerners” and “Filthy Peasants” insist is a Princess