ISOT The Island and it’s many Dinosaurs from Jurrasic World are ISOT’d to IRL around 1800s

[CarlManvers2019]

How does the human race deal with an increasingly large number of giant reptiles that eat people and ships?

 

[Hlaalu Agent]

How does the human race deal with an increasingly large number of giant reptiles that eat people and ships?

We do what human beings are apt to do, and use our technology to wipe them out. And we reverse engineer the tech left behind on the island as much as possible.

 

[Lanmandragon]

It becomes a popular Safari location. Leading to a picture of Teddy Roosevelt standing over a downed Rex. Holding an elephant rifle with a caption reading simply "bully".

 

[Hlaalu Agent]

It becomes a popular Safari location. Leading to a picture of Teddy Roosevelt standing over a downed Rex. Holding an elephant rifle with a caption reading simply "bully".

This is Teddy we are talking about, there is a good chance he takes one as a pet...and Josiah enforces pecking order.

 

[Lanmandragon]

O My Sweet Jesus do you know what this means? Teddy and the rough riders will be mounted on raptors. Freaking raptor Calvary i feel bad for the Spanish now.

 

[CarlManvers2019]

This is Teddy we are talking about, there is a good chance he takes one as a pet...and Josiah enforces pecking order.

How will he afford to feed and care for it? Government tax money?

 

[Lanmandragon]

How will he afford to feed and care for it? Government tax money?

Ha ha with his manly mustache of course.

 

[Hlaalu Agent]

How will he afford to feed and care for it? Government tax money?

By appealing to the patriotism of red-blooded Americans. Who wouldn't want to feed the national dinosaur?

 

[Darth Robbhi]

This is Teddy we are talking about, there is a good chance he takes one as a pet...and Josiah enforces pecking order.

You mean Alice takes it as a pet.

 

[CarlManvers2019]

I think the herbivorous dinosaurs can be domesticated as shown by the movie, start off with babies....then eat them when they’re adults

 

[Hlaalu Agent]

You mean Alice takes it as a pet.

Maybe, but it is less fun that way. Can't have Teddy riding a T-Rex in that scenario.

 

[Darth Robbhi]

Maybe, but it is less fun that way. Can't have Teddy riding a T-Rex in that scenario.

Are you kidding? It's even better with Alice. She's TR in a low-cut blouse and bad girl sex appeal.

As TR himself said, he could be President of the United States or try to control Alice, not both.

 

[CarlManvers2019]

Say, what would Carnivorous Dinosaur meat taste like?

 

[Darth Robbhi]

Say, what would Carnivorous Dinosaur meat taste like?

Most likely?

If the paleontologists are right, and dinosaurs were closer to birds than reptiles, probably like wild turkeys or pheasant.

 

[CarlManvers2019]

Most likely?

If the paleontologists are right, and dinosaurs were closer to birds than reptiles, probably like wild turkeys or pheasant.

There must be a dino that constantly lays unfertilized eggs for people to eat if so