Star Wars Fanfic Ideas, Recommendations, and Discussions Thread

The Immortal Watch Dog

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I’m afraid to ask but how much of Miss.Sloan’s actions are actual Disney canon? Because this is dumber then Operation Cinder.

Something, something we need a compelling strong black female soldier of the empire! To make hard sci fi fans out of POC's! So the idiots create a woman whose enormous fro is so massive even when she slicks it back it makes her Imp officer cap rise above her head by like six inches..she thirsts on Kanan Jarrus, gets mad that Hera exists and refers to the friggen Emperor openly as "A demented old Hobgoblin hopelessly infatuated with an outdated concept like the force" while idiotically supporting Operation Cinder...Because people who dismiss the Sith as impotent larpers, would totally incinerate a Galaxy for them.

Even her posture is almost a racial caricature, because dumbass social justice fanatics have no idea how to write women or minorities. And they have no sense of scale...or how hyper dependant Coru and the rest of the world cities in the core are on agriworlds in the expansion region and midrim.

So their notion of a strong black-female character was a woman who denies the Galaxy reliable long range FTL travel in a desperate attempt to halt the Rebel advance. In doing so, likely condemns hundreds of trillions to starvaiton and blacks out the Galaxy in a way not seen since the friggen thousand year long war Darth ruin's crazy ass started. Then left the ruins to fuck off into Wildspace to found the First Order.

Also..Even Tarken and Thrawn didn't elicit a bent posture form Vader like this, nor survive gawking at him like they were equals in such a disrespectful manner any way.

Basically everything about this character is an unintended Ben Garrison drawing and she's hilarious for that reason and that reason alone. :ROFLMAO:
 

DarthOne

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Something, something we need a compelling strong black female soldier of the empire! To make hard sci fi fans out of POC's! So the idiots create a woman whose enormous fro is so massive even when she slicks it back it makes her Imp officer cap rise above her head by like six inches..she thirsts on Kanan Jarrus, gets mad that Hera exists and refers to the friggen Emperor openly as "A demented old Hobgoblin hopelessly infatuated with an outdated concept like the force" while idiotically supporting Operation Cinder...Because people who dismiss the Sith as impotent larpers, would totally incinerate a Galaxy for them.

Even her posture is almost a racial caricature, because dumbass social justice fanatics have no idea how to write women or minorities. And they have no sense of scale...or how hyper dependant Coru and the rest of the world cities in the core are on agriworlds in the expansion region and midrim.

So their notion of a strong black-female character was a woman who denies the Galaxy reliable long range FTL travel in a desperate attempt to halt the Rebel advance. In doing so, likely condemns hundreds of trillions to starvaiton and blacks out the Galaxy in a way not seen since the friggen thousand year long war Darth ruin's crazy ass started. Then left the ruins to fuck off into Wildspace to found the First Order.

Also..Even Tarken and Thrawn didn't elicit a bent posture form Vader like this, nor survive gawking at him like they were equals in such a disrespectful manner any way.

Basically everything about this character is an unintended Ben Garrison drawing and she's hilarious for that reason and that reason alone. :ROFLMAO:
Wow. I am just beyond words right now.
 

The Immortal Watch Dog

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Wow. I am just beyond words right now.

Disney shit the bed so hard..with so much.

They even managed to resurrect the Order of the Terrible Glare, but turn them from hyper violent Jedi fanatics into a bunch of white haired Bishounen type pretty boys who just wanted to live in a matrix until those mean ol'mainline Jedi purged them.
 
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Something, something we need a compelling strong black female soldier of the empire! To make hard sci fi fans out of POC's! So the idiots create a woman whose enormous fro is so massive even when she slicks it back it makes her Imp officer cap rise above her head by like six inches..she thirsts on Kanan Jarrus, gets mad that Hera exists and refers to the friggen Emperor openly as "A demented old Hobgoblin hopelessly infatuated with an outdated concept like the force" while idiotically supporting Operation Cinder...Because people who dismiss the Sith as impotent larpers, would totally incinerate a Galaxy for them.

Even her posture is almost a racial caricature, because dumbass social justice fanatics have no idea how to write women or minorities. And they have no sense of scale...or how hyper dependant Coru and the rest of the world cities in the core are on agriworlds in the expansion region and midrim.

So their notion of a strong black-female character was a woman who denies the Galaxy reliable long range FTL travel in a desperate attempt to halt the Rebel advance. In doing so, likely condemns hundreds of trillions to starvaiton and blacks out the Galaxy in a way not seen since the friggen thousand year long war Darth ruin's crazy ass started. Then left the ruins to fuck off into Wildspace to found the First Order.

Also..Even Tarken and Thrawn didn't elicit a bent posture form Vader like this, nor survive gawking at him like they were equals in such a disrespectful manner any way.

Basically everything about this character is an unintended Ben Garrison drawing and she's hilarious for that reason and that reason alone. :ROFLMAO:
Wow, oh my God. I just thought she was a dumb Nucanon Pellaeon ripoff. Holy Shit that is fucking retarded.

Like, she sasses the Emperor and then carries out operation cinder after he's dead? What in the name of fuck were these people thinking?
 

The Immortal Watch Dog

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Wow, oh my God. I just thought she was a dumb Nucanon Pellaeon ripoff. Holy Shit that is fucking retarded.

hah, hah, hah you think the Deconstructivist asshats in the mouse spared good ol'Gilly?

Naw, Supreme Commander mustache is canon. I think they even managed to make his love of gardens about bigotry or someshit.
Like, she sasses the Emperor and then carries out operation cinder after he's dead? What in the name of fuck were these people thinking?

One of the flagship authors of their High Republic book series had a character unironically call Yoda a misogynist and the other dude basically got famous for publishing a novel where he plagiarized Yu Yu Hakusho, made Yusuke a Puerto Rican in Nahlens and Toguro a good ol'boy in the klan...Who then proceeded to insult all SW fans on twitter and say "I never agreed with people who argued aliens being in SW showed diversity..since aliens aren't people"...Sounding like an EU humanocentrist Grand Moff in the process.

They aren't thinking. They're reacting, and honestly Bob Chapik, a dude who is basically an IRL version of a Hutt is just as liable to shut SW down and then cannibalize its corpse by outsourcing shit to Shounen Jump and streaming services where all the risk of woke nonsense is assumed by another and Disney reaps all the rewards without that pesky lucasfilm in the middle. Should another SW project bomb.

So not only are they acting on panicked instinct now but they're playing with fire because the New Boss is the guy who ran the Disney Parks..IE the guy responsible for Walt Disney World and the Cali Disney resorts getting smacked with a fucking embezzlement beef by the SEC.

Because he's a jackal.

Like this guy already reportedly took one look at Kennedy and went "I could update my company jet with what I pay you, why are you still here after the last two sw movies?" then went "Why do help fund ILM's health benefits? I'm burning money here, especially with all the trannies we're paying for" and other..absolutely hilarious rumours going around about this guys attitude towards profit and tolerance and how one should proceed when those two conflict.


If even 10% of that is true, they're beyond insane. Fucking with this guys bottom line is akin to walking up to a sleeping lion and kicking him right in the balls then standing around long enough to point and laugh at it.
 

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hah, hah, hah you think the Deconstructivist asshats in the mouse spared good ol'Gilly?

Naw, Supreme Commander mustache is canon. I think they even managed to make his love of gardens about bigotry or someshit.


One of the flagship authors of their High Republic book series had a character unironically call Yoda a misogynist and the other dude basically got famous for publishing a novel where he plagiarized Yu Yu Hakusho, made Yusuke a Puerto Rican in Nahlens and Toguro a good ol'boy in the klan...Who then proceeded to insult all SW fans on twitter and say "I never agreed with people who argued aliens being in SW showed diversity..since aliens aren't people"...Sounding like an EU humanocentrist Grand Moff in the process.

They aren't thinking. They're reacting, and honestly Bob Chapik, a dude who is basically an IRL version of a Hutt is just as liable to shut SW down and then cannibalize its corpse by outsourcing shit to Shounen Jump and streaming services where all the risk of woke nonsense is assumed by another and Disney reaps all the rewards without that pesky lucasfilm in the middle. Should another SW project bomb.

So not only are they acting on panicked instinct now but they're playing with fire because the New Boss is the guy who ran the Disney Parks..IE the guy responsible for Walt Disney World and the Cali Disney resorts getting smacked with a fucking embezzlement beef by the SEC.

Because he's a jackal.

Like this guy already reportedly took one look at Kennedy and went "I could update my company jet with what I pay you, why are you still here after the last two sw movies?" then went "Why do help fund ILM's health benefits? I'm burning money here, especially with all the trannies we're paying for" and other..absolutely hilarious rumours going around about this guys attitude towards profit and tolerance and how one should proceed when those two conflict.


If even 10% of that is true, they're beyond insane. Fucking with this guys bottom line is akin to walking up to a sleeping lion and kicking him right in the balls then standing around long enough to point and laugh at it.
And I thought my hatred and contempt towards Disney couldn’t burn any hotter or brighter...
 

The Immortal Watch Dog

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Hetman
And I thought my hatred and contempt towards Disney couldn’t burn any hotter or brighter...

You wanna see this dudes face when he's standing before Galaxy's Edge? Even knowing the park was barren and bombing?

Look at this shit.

That's the same body language of a Cartoon vulture, slapp'n on his lobsters bib as he's waiting for Bugs or whoever to drop from the heat.

Or Zorba the Hutt..TBH same vibes.

either way, this is a man about to go to down on the ruins of one man's dream, well two.

On topic, It might be..interesting to do a series set about a century after Rise of the Skywalker..to see if you can salvage that train wreck.
 

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The Immortal Watch Dog

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Hetman
Wait, how is her posture racist...?

It isn't but by their own dumbass standards about how her posture accentuates her figure and her hair it would be. Which was my recurring point, that by their own standards what they created was a racist caricature.

I don't particularly care one way or the other, she's a godawful "complex, antagonist" but a magnificent, one dimensional frothing at the mouth villain. If she was deliberately written as such I'd enjoy her, sadly her handlers have all been potatoes who think causing a cosmic xenocide via famine is "nuanced".

Granted, it could be, if written intelligently.
 
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hah, hah, hah you think the Deconstructivist asshats in the mouse spared good ol'Gilly?

Naw, Supreme Commander mustache is canon. I think they even managed to make his love of gardens about bigotry or someshit.


One of the flagship authors of their High Republic book series had a character unironically call Yoda a misogynist and the other dude basically got famous for publishing a novel where he plagiarized Yu Yu Hakusho, made Yusuke a Puerto Rican in Nahlens and Toguro a good ol'boy in the klan...Who then proceeded to insult all SW fans on twitter and say "I never agreed with people who argued aliens being in SW showed diversity..since aliens aren't people"...Sounding like an EU humanocentrist Grand Moff in the process.

They aren't thinking. They're reacting, and honestly Bob Chapik, a dude who is basically an IRL version of a Hutt is just as liable to shut SW down and then cannibalize its corpse by outsourcing shit to Shounen Jump and streaming services where all the risk of woke nonsense is assumed by another and Disney reaps all the rewards without that pesky lucasfilm in the middle. Should another SW project bomb.

So not only are they acting on panicked instinct now but they're playing with fire because the New Boss is the guy who ran the Disney Parks..IE the guy responsible for Walt Disney World and the Cali Disney resorts getting smacked with a fucking embezzlement beef by the SEC.

Because he's a jackal.

Like this guy already reportedly took one look at Kennedy and went "I could update my company jet with what I pay you, why are you still here after the last two sw movies?" then went "Why do help fund ILM's health benefits? I'm burning money here, especially with all the trannies we're paying for" and other..absolutely hilarious rumours going around about this guys attitude towards profit and tolerance and how one should proceed when those two conflict.


If even 10% of that is true, they're beyond insane. Fucking with this guys bottom line is akin to walking up to a sleeping lion and kicking him right in the balls then standing around long enough to point and laugh at it.
I think what they mean with aliens is, "fictional aliens aren't real and thus don't really represent diversity", what they mean is of course different human ethnicities or whatever.

But wait, Yoda a misogynist?, how does that work?
 

The Immortal Watch Dog

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I think what they mean with aliens is, "fictional aliens aren't real and thus don't really represent diversity", what they mean is of course different human ethnicities or whatever.

Which misses the point, humanocentrism in the old SWU was fear of the other. You don't get much more basic on bigotry and the value of diversity than having heroes fight that.


But wait, Yoda a misogynist?, how does that work?

I don't know, I don't think like a lunatic thankfully.
 
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Here’s an SI idea.

Darth Wyyrlok III, right after Krayt is slain on Had Abaddon. But before he is resurrected.

The SI has to implement Krayt’s dream and also survive his resurrection. He has little less than a year to do this.

I think I would be panicking-because when Krayt rises, he will be much stronger than I can deal with.
 

DarthOne

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So, having done a bit of though and contemplation, I ultimately decided to go with option 3 for my story Star Wars. That is, set it in an altered version of the show The Mandalorian that's been tweaked to fit in with Legends canon. I wasn't exactly a fan of writing a story set in Disney Star Wars, so that option was easy to get rid of.

As for setting it in Legends Clone Wars, I ultimately decided that if I wanted to do it justice, it would have to be a large-scale story that really screws up Palpatine's plans. As otherwise, I could just see him using the Cyborgs as a way to rally the galaxy behind him. Not to mention the ways that Palpatine would abuse that sort of technology to his own ends. Or to put it simply; I didn't want to give Palpatine even more ways to ruin the lives of billions of people.

EDIT:I don't have a whole lot of free time or energy to do a massive-scale story like the Clone Wars idea justice. So right now, I'm going for a tight-focused and small scale story. Which is why the Cybermen get confronted in the final act as their starting to get ready to grow in power.
 
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DarthOne

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Some of the work I've done for making The Mandalorian fit in with Star Wars Legends. As with before, this would exclude TCW material. Any suggestions, corrections or ideas would be appreciated.

Timing:
Would remain about the same- five years after Endor (10 BBY) give or take a few years. So it's set after Dark Empire.

Mandalore:
Didn’t quite suffer the same sort of ‘Great Purge’ as in Disney. However, much of its population was enslaved and made to mine Mandalorian Iron under the Empire. So there was quite a loss of life through attrition. Likewise, the Empire confiscated the traditional armor of Mandalore's citizens to the point where the Mandalorians had to fight using guerrilla tactics.

Because of this, I can easily justify beskar being rare- I consider it likely that the Empire would have melted down the confiscated armor for their own usage. Or at the very least, it's rare for the Tribe due to them being a splinter group and can't easily get their hands on more of it.

Additionally, it’s known that the Empire’s grip on Mandalore ‘tightened harshly’. So I think it’s more then likely when one combines that with the slavery, that there were initial armed resistance movements and thus massacres carried out by the Empire. So I can keep the Disney Mandalorian plot elements more or less intact

The Mandalorian’s/Din Djarin’s Tribe:
Could be easily justified as a very ‘traditionalist’ Mandalorian splinter group, which also seems to be the case with Disney canon. They’re really almost a cultural cult of sorts.

The one change I’d make is that this group- and also the one that rescued Din Djarin as a child in the Clone Wars- are related to the True Mandalorians, not the Death Watch. As in Legends prior to TCW, the Death Watch did existed, but where much nastier then the TCW group and wouldn’t be behaving the way Din Djarin’s Tribe does. Although I would add that this group would not work for the CIS like the True Mandalorians do in Legends- which might have caused them to splinter off from the True Mandalorians/Mandalorian Protectors to begin with.

The state of the galaxy at large:
Easily justifiable by the story being set in the aftermath of Operation Shadow Hand (Dark Empire). The New Republic and Empire only recently finished kicking the absolute crap out of each other and suffered massive losses of manpower and material, which they are still recovering from. The Imperial forces have also once again splintered into warring, squabbling factions led by warlords.

So neither the New Republic or Imperial splinter groups have much control outside of regional areas- places like Nevarro could be in a sort of ‘no mans land’ or just left alone because they aren’t seen as valuable.
• More research is required on what/where the various Imperial and New Republic holdings were during this point in Legends.
• Nevarro seems to be located on the Outer Rim or Wild Space somewhere in the (very) general vicinity of Tattoine. Disney hasn’t given out any official information about its location.

Moff Gideon, the Client and the Doctor*:
Working for one of the Imperial Splinter groups. Which one? Crimson Empire? Pentastar Alignment? Restored Empire? One of the thirteen warlords in the core?
• I’m sort of favor of the Restored Empire, as they used a lot of Clone Wars vintage vehicles and ships, which would be fun to see again.
• Gideon obviously has a normal lightsaber and not the darksaber since I’m throwing TCW out as well due to it not fitting in with Legends material.
◦ Anyone in particular's?
• Gideon’s Outland TIE fighter is replaced with a modified TIE Advanced or TIE Avenger with landing gear.

*No, not that one.

Death Troopers:
Replace with some other, similar Legends Elite Stormtrooper variant. I’m leaning towards some sort of Dark Trooper or Novatroopers.

Nevarro:
Would remain almost the same as in Disney canon. Only change I would make would be to the nature of the sewer system. As cool as the lava stuff is, it doesn’t fit in with my/Legends more realistic approach to the setting. So the sewers are for water- the idea being that it doesn’t rain often on Nevarro, but when it does it pours. The massive sewers are there to help drain water and keep the city from flooding during the wet season.

Carasynthia "Cara" Dune:
Our of all the characters in the Madalorian, her's is the backstory that needs the most tweaking as a result of the differences in the Galactic Civil War ended in Legends verses how it does in Disney canon. That said, I would like to keep her as close to her on screen personality and backstory as I can.
  • Legends New Republic didn’t have shocktroopers- but this can easily be fixed by making her Special Forces instead. As based on Cara’s descriptions of her service as a Shocktrooper and my own research into Rebel/New Republic Special Forces point to the two behaving and preforming the same sort of rolls.
  • Why does she desert/leave the New Republic? WORK IN PROGRESS.
 

The Immortal Watch Dog

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Hetman
I've thought about touching up The Tides of History and re-uploading it here, then continuing where I left off. Or Reduxing it to deal with Disney Canon, though that presents its own issues.

My problem, its that I wrote it almost a decade ago, shitposted through most of it. Was rather lazy on the research and mostly wanted to tell a GAR oriented story?
 

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I've thought about touching up The Tides of History and re-uploading it here, then continuing where I left off. Or Reduxing it to deal with Disney Canon, though that presents its own issues.

My problem, its that I wrote it almost a decade ago, shitposted through most of it. Was rather lazy on the research and mostly wanted to tell a GAR oriented story?

I think we'd all be willing to read it if you posted it. Maybe some feedback will help whatever you write next feel less shitpost-ey.
 

The Immortal Watch Dog

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Hetman
I think we'd all be willing to read it if you posted it. Maybe some feedback will help whatever you write next feel less shitpost-ey.

Thanks! The shitposting doesn't bother me so much as my old writing style.

The was story was ambitious and I wouldn't mind tackling it again. But it would be a monster to tackle.

It was an SW-ST crossover where elements of the Dominion invaded the GE and made it a sort holy crusade.
 

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