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Filoni has done some good stuff but he definitely fucked up the Mandalorians IMO
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ROB has put you in charge of Disney.
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Scooby Doo
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Yeah the idea is to do a Darth Vader
"You have failed me for the last time"
If he screws the pooch because Star Wars Theory will replace him 😂
Carrot of Truth
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Were I put in charge the first thing I'd do is a hard reset and basically just force most of the EU stuff to be cannon. Although there would be some nerfing done to Wankatine because his power got retarded in Dark Empire.
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I don't know that I trust Filoni at all.
Carrot of Truth
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I think the people around him are the main issue and he seems like kind of a pushover too.
Which means Filoni is the wrong person.
Agent23
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Assemble all of the DEI hires, Kennedy's story group and anyone else involved in the fucking up of the sequels and the mandalorian and other movies for a team building.
Put them all on a cruise ship, not one owned and operated by Disney of course.
Make sure the ship suffers some deadly accident.
Put them all on a cruise ship, not one owned and operated by Disney of course.
Make sure the ship suffers some deadly accident.
Ironically, Disney Canon is in the same position they thought the EU canon was in: Certain elements were good, the rest was all "crap" or mid at best, so they've cherry pick the best into their new "canon."
Now? Disney Canon is an atrocious shitfest not even worthwhile as toilet paper on a cruise ship afflicted with rampant food poisoning, and the best elements from it (such as the Vader comics, some of the animated shows, et cetera) should be cherry picked back into the EU.
Now? Disney Canon is an atrocious shitfest not even worthwhile as toilet paper on a cruise ship afflicted with rampant food poisoning, and the best elements from it (such as the Vader comics, some of the animated shows, et cetera) should be cherry picked back into the EU.
I will have Disney formally declare War on Warner Brothers.
Scooby Doo
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I'll tell Disney to give me their stash of porn
Agent23
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How NC-17 is the original Princess of Mars?
Softcore pr0n level?
I'd just branch out into officially sanctioned pr0n parodies from a whole owned subsidiary.
I think it would be quite easy to create some sinergies between companies, and some visually pleasing potential employees that doesn't make the cut for one company can be sent to the other one.
Typhonis
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I think she greeted John, the first time, totally nude.
Crom's Black Blade
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Well in terms of actions it's beyond tame. John Carter barely will look at any of the beautiful princess begging for his love other than Dejah Thoris. Like he's captured and the white Thern princess he's with flatly states they have nothing to look forward to but torture and slavery but if he'd just give her this one night together in the prison cell she'd be happy and he turns her down.How NC-17 is the original Princess of Mars?
Softcore pr0n level?
I'd just branch out into officially sanctioned pr0n parodies from a whole owned subsidiary.
I think it would be quite easy to create some sinergies between companies, and some visually pleasing potential employees that doesn't make the cut for one company can be sent to the other one.
The issue is Martians don't wear clothes. Females wear jewelry to accent their curves and men IIRC are mentioned having a harness they wear for pockets. So a book accurate version with have more nudity than a Robert Heinlein future story.
If you want "A Princess of Mars' but porn however, you might want to check out "Den" which drew inspiration from the Barsoom series.