Plot Bunny Farm

AndrewJTalon said:
An interesting one!
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Say, am I wrong that people look down on Merchants? Because I think in hindsight the richer guys could be called Merchant Princes, except not as powerful and they don't tax people or implement laws

Different from the usual culture shock of encountering people who are advanced and live in a democratic society

"Enlightened Self-Interest" and trusting most people not to be crazy or evil or stupid to make up something close to a society

Wildling: "You stole our lands!!!"
Aristillite(they don't call themselves that in the books or anything really): "I thought these places were disputed territory and uninhabited?"
Wildling: "Well, you Southerners took the land past that Wall as theirs and made that Wall too!"
Aristillite: "Wait, I thought you guys had a thing about owning things by taking them by force, if you never succeeded in taking "The North" then how is it yours?"
Wildling: "UUUUHH!!!!"

*Attacks with a stone axe & gets shot*

Social Darwinism VS Enlightened Self-Interest+Pseudo-Objectivism

Which wins out?

And yeah, I kinda get sorta annoyed by Wildlings trying to act more moral or something, I mean they talk as if they were wronged when most of the time they're the attackers in their generations long conflict with the Northerners
 
One thing that's become apparent to me is that a lot of people in comic books trying to write about being in a company... Clearly have no idea what they're doing. They just have popular images of companies in the media, which often barely resembles reality (and certainly barely resembles reality for most people). So where am I going with this?

I do think that Peter Parker should have his own business. Lord knows he's got enough stuff to patent to live comfortably. But the world of super corporations is for men like Tony Stark and Danny Rand, not Peter Parker. Peter Parker's company would be small, doing a lot of consulting and tech work for bigger companies. A small office where lots of people wear different hats. Where Peter hires on a lot of former supervillains and has a lot of supereroes on the payroll. But because it is a small company, lots of people wear multiple hats. The top people at the company are in the know about Peter being Spider-Man, and to cover they have Spider-Man on the payroll as a product tester/company mascot.

A few employees immediately suggest themselves:

-Felicia Hardy as a "security consultant" who tests the defenses of various clients for the company by trying to rob them.

Felicia: "So, let me get this straight. My job would be to infiltrate and rob corporations who will pay me for the privilege?"

Peter: "Pretty much, yeah."

Felicia: "... Take me on your desk. Right now."

-Harry Osborne

Peter: "Hey, wanna be free of your dad by making your own company?"

Harry: "Works for me!"

Peter: "Awesome!"

Harry is more business minded than Peter, so he could run things his own way and keep it going. Peter though would need to confide in Harry what his secret identity is. It'd be tough but the two friends would grow closer together as a result.

-Aleksei Sytsevich, the Rhino. He's become a better person over the years, and Peter Parker giving him the chance to go straight as a "security consultant" (In that he tries to bust into secure areas to test their defenses) might be lots of fun.

-Cindy Moon, aka Silk

Since she's been in a bunker for most of her life, Peter gets her a job as the company personal assistant/gofur. She is thus learning from many people from many walks of life, and as a lower tier member of the company she gets a lot of training due to whoever needs her to do stuff for them. She also becomes the face of the company since she works the front desk a lot, which helps her with her social skills.

And of course, Mary Jane Watson joins Peter in his business venture, helping with marketing and social connections like the pro she is. She's not an assistant, but more of a fellow investor.
 
@AndrewJTalon
I thought they already made him a company owner in the comics?

That said, yeah, starting off small works

Maybe should add things like how he interacts regularly with lower level employees, knows them by name and such

Also maybe a subplot of some guys trying to discredit him and make him out to be some robber baron somehow
 
CarlManvers2019 said:
@AndrewJTalon
I thought they already made him a company owner in the comics?

That said, yeah, starting off small works

Maybe should add things like how he interacts regularly with lower level employees, knows them by name and such

Also maybe a subplot of some guys trying to discredit him and make him out to be some robber baron somehow
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Yessss... They did. But they did it terribly and made him into a weaksauce copy of Tony Stark.
 
AndrewJTalon said:
Yessss... They did. But they did it terribly and made him into a weaksauce copy of Tony Stark.
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Okay, guess that’s another comic I’m never reading

Then again I decided my cutoff point for anything Marvel is anything starting 2012 and anything for DC starting New52, so not much of a loss

Speaking of Harry, I’m pretty sure this’d make an enemy of Norman who may try taking over the companies’ assets or destroy it financially or even PR-wise
 
Just a random bit:

Young!Scott Summers x Laura Kinney: A Flashback

*Logan hears a knocking at his door. He groans, gets up, and walks over to the door. He opens it grumpily, as a nervous looking Young Scott stands in front of him*

Logan: Yeah?

Scott: Uh... Mister Logan, sir... Laura, and I, we-

Logan: Yeh knocked her up, didn't you?

Scott: ... *nods* Yes.

Logan: Gonna marry her?

Scott: Absolutely.

Logan: *nods* Good fer you. Invite me t' the wedding. Buy a lot of beer. Good Canadian stuff, not that Coors swill.

Scott: ... *nods* Sure.

Logan: Good. *Closes the door and stalks back to bed* Mumble grumble...

Scott: Boy, hope Laura's doing as well as I am.

*At the Summers residence on the X-Mansion Grounds...*

Scott: YOU AND MY YOUNGER SELF WHAT?!

Laura: Had sex. Fell in love. Now I'm pregnant. Now we're getting married. Thought you should know.

Scott: But-Wait a minute-How long has this-You can't just-!

Laura: Now you know. Goodbye. *Ninja vanishes*

Scott: But-but-but-but-!

Emma: Oh. My. God. You know what this means, don't you?

Scott: ... No.

Emma: You and Logan-

Scott: No no no-!

Emma: Are in-laws! *Begins laughing her ass off*

Scott: EMMA! This isn't funny!

Emma: Oh my God yes it is! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Scott: This isn't-It absolutely isn't-EMMA! PLEASE STOP LAUGHING!

*Laura lands next to young Scott, and hugs him*

Laura: He took it well.

Scott: ... That's surprising.

Laura: We'll need to get to the Blackbird in five minutes.

Scott: That's less surprising.

Leading to the present day, where Cyclops has the joy of teaching... Well, sort of his children, sort of his grandchildren:

Katherine Sarah Summers-Kinney, and James Christopher Summers-Kinney.

And Logan just enjoys every moment...
 
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Marvel Idea Inspired By An Old What If? Hulk Kept Bruce Banner’s Mind Even When Hulked Out(guy has the spine and intelligence to tell Ross off for pissing on him even when depowered)

Instead of making a school for mutants, Charles Xavier in collaboration with Reed Richards and Bruce Banner decide to make a school or organization for Superheroes and Rogues after seeing that there is more than just being born with superpowers

In order to prevent supervillains, reduce common mass hysteria and to make the lives of superheroes or would be rogues(Worm-term)easier
 
On Remnant: In order to have world wide instant communications though, they need satellites and thus a space program.

The manned space program for the Remnant nations is desperate for publicity and funding. And as it turns out, the Arc family is a big part of that. Or was...

Isabel Arc: "Damnit Jaune! You were going to be the first Arc to pilot a faster than light ship so we could go settle worlds where there AREN'T millions of horrible soul devouring monsters!"

Jaune: "But Mom! My grandpa's side of the family were all Hunters!"

Isabel: "You want to know how long the Voyager space probe has been in space?! Or Neil Armstrong's bootprints were on the moon?!"

Jaune: "Weren't they wiped out by whatever broke the moon?"

Isabel: "No, just the footprints left by Eugene Cernan and Harrison Schmitt. BUT THE POINT IS! They've been around for over a thousand years! And they'll be around until the sun explodes and the last proton decays! You want to know how long Grimm hunters have been around?! HUH?! A lousy century or two! THAT'S NOTHING!"

Jaune: "But Mom! Killing evil monsters is so awesome! And it gets you girls!"

Isabel: "You want to know what's even more awesome? What gets you even more girls?! SAVING ALL OF HUMANITY FROM THESE TERRIBLE THINGS EATING US!"

Jaune: "Good point..."
 
Idea: Conan The Barbarian/Cimmerian, who dies late into his reign as King of Aquillonia after having succumbed to his wounds and the weakening effects of old age in a battlefield, somehow finds himself in Arctis Tor

Dresden Files’ Winter Court’s capital, where he meets Mab, who for whatever the reason decides to have as Harry’s extra trainer
 
Idea: In an AU where Captain America and Iron Man do that compromise where the registration still occurs but its only Steve Rogers who knows everybody’s identities. But with some extra where the X-Men decided to join up for extra protection or something.

Deadpool somehow becomes a teacher at “Avengers University“
 
"The truth is... I gave the Nazis far too much freedom. I let them make mistake after mistake and I didn't step in.

"I was too concerned with the magical side of things."

"I failed to see the bigger picture. The same failure that defeated not just me, but all of wizardkind."

“You see, the true failing of wizardkind is their lack of vision. Ruling over a pitiful little empire, hidden in the cracks and walls of the Muggle world. Thinking themselves gods, while living as vermin."

"No... True power is in taking what you want! In building empires! In changing the shape of Earth and history! I will take any power, Magic or Muggle, to ascend! To rule over humanity and shape it in my image!"

"For I am beyond simple humanity! I am a GOD!”

Grindelwald is the true big bad. Voldemort was just a pawn in a much larger scheme. Which turns everything upside down. This has probably been done a lot but I thought what the hell, I wrote this speech and I decided to post it.

But having him be the bigger bad would be interesting.
 
AndrewJTalon said:
“You see, the true failing of wizardkind is their lack of vision. Ruling over a pitiful little empire, hidden in the cracks and walls of the Muggle world. Thinking themselves gods, while living as vermin."
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You know, I always sorta thought of the Deatheaters as being guys bigoted and superior-to about a people they already live VERY far apart from. Like, I'm pretty sure the average wizard could potentially go a lifetime(more than a century) whilst only having interacted with a muggle for only a minute on average.

Probably also makes "everybody" amongst them feel like a King, I mean it's shown that they all have varying degrees of wealth in the first place
 
Idea: Conan The Barbarian/Cimmerian and Red Sonja, She Devil With A Sword reincarnate or get isekai'd into the bodies of Ned Stark and Catelyn Tully respectively, with the full knowledge and memories of the latter to properly know what's going on

RS_Conan_001.jpg


On their wedding night, where Ned has to give Catelyn an heir, right before going off to war.

They instead go off and fight Robert's Rebellion together, whilst looking like the picture above

Robert can only ask when did Ned become more manly than him and why are neither of them wearing clothes and who came up with the chainmail bikini and why is Catelyn still alive and allowed to fight?
 
stephen the barbarian said:
have you noticed that most wizards seem to have at least a middle class lifestyle?
other than the weasleys (whose issue is more due to the expenses of raising 7 kids) remis (werewolf) and dung (a thief) we see very few poor wizards or witchs?
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TBF they don't even need to do physical work much, so there's no need for those sorts of jobs
 
All right: MHA Quirk idea: Ink Master. The villain can bring animated characters to life.
This Quirk user was orphaned at a young age and has lived in a world of their own creation ever since.
the user would be isolated in a Labyrinth of their own creation of ink beings and creatures, like Bendy and the Ink Machine's studio. Crossed with Toon Town, Heavy Metal, and anime.

So agents of All for One try to get their hands on this potentially incredibly powerful Quirk user and twist them to the side of evil.
 
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