Low Probability Ways to Die Horribly

Jormungandr

The Midgard Wyrm
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We better ban dihydrogene monoxide right away.


It's what they hooked Franjo Tuđman to, until his party could agree to power succession. However all diseases have certain percentage of extreme cases, kung-flu is no outlier in this regard.
Yeah: it's like that poor woman who cut her hand on a used bread-knife while washing-up years back, and she caught "flesh-eating" bacteria that cost her a few fingers, IIRC? Outliers.
 

Jormungandr

The Midgard Wyrm
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...I'm a bit confused why this was spun off into its own topic, given my post was an agreement of such cases (requiring a machine that keeps corpses 'alive') being outliers (with a parallel "shit happens" example of another outlier to show how low-a-probability such Wuhan Virus outliers are), but okay? Could lead to some interesting hypothetical/low-probability situations.

Frozen plane icicles or even 'shitsicles' dropping and caving in someone's skull. Must be a billion-to-one chance?

I'd say slowly being pinned and crushed to death by your own car due to a mechanical fault, but that unfortunately happened with Anton Yelchin in 2016. :(
 

Duke Nukem

Hail to the king baby
...I'm a bit confused why this was spun off into its own topic, given my post was an agreement of such cases (requiring a machine that keeps corpses 'alive') being outliers (with a parallel "shit happens" example of another outlier to show how low-a-probability such Wuhan Virus outliers are), but okay? Could lead to some interesting hypothetical/low-probability situations.
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Having a plane crash into someones house is pretty awful too.
 

PsihoKekec

Swashbuckling Accountant
A guy in my hometown survived it as a kid, some fifty years ago, albeit his father caught his fall before he could fully fall in the cauldron so only part of his head and one of the arms were covered with it. They took him to the hospital where doctor decided that since caramel had already cooled, trying to get it off right away would hurt the skin even more, so they waited until it hardened, got a small hammer and broke it off him. I don't know what they did with broken off candy.

Another one from Russia, suffocating on way too much dry ice
 

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