King Krávoka
An infection of Your universe.
Post fanonical interpretations here which you think don't deserve their own thread.
In my opinion Willy Wonka is actually a crossdressing witch, like from The Witches by the same author. He manufactures candy, to do as much good for children with as little actual time with them, because he still has that same instinctual revulsion that witches get from them. His "stay in the factory" thing is also to flood his noses with scents of the factory to drown that of anypy Oompa Loompa children. All the accidents in the factory aren't malicious, it's just that he's still a sociopath BUT he's really unsympathetic to the losers because his thought processes are "I'm a demonic creature, what's your excuse for being an asshole?" His exact motive, being altruism or a desire to not get hunted, is unclear.
In my opinion Willy Wonka is actually a crossdressing witch, like from The Witches by the same author. He manufactures candy, to do as much good for children with as little actual time with them, because he still has that same instinctual revulsion that witches get from them. His "stay in the factory" thing is also to flood his noses with scents of the factory to drown that of any
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