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Versus Match DCAU Justice League vs Akatsuki

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The DCAU Justice League is summoned by ROB to take care of the Akatsuki from Naruto.
ROB allows the Justice League to capture the Akatsuki rather than kill them provided they hand them over to the Hidden Villages.
ROB gives the DCAU Justice League basic information about the Akatsuki (names and brief history of its members, their locations, their jutsu and kekkai genkai and MO) and gives the DCAU Justice League 3 months to prepare a plan to defeat the Akatsuki.
Akatsuki have no idea the superheroes are coming for them they would only hear rumours.
Akatsuki is Pre-Fourth Great Ninja War and the DCAU Justice League have full roster (active and reserve members as seen in the final episodes).
Akatsuki members are all together in the Hidden Rain Village.
Can the DCAU Justice League complete the mission?
 

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As far as power Akatsuki are hopelessly outmatched. Episode 4 and 5 involved John Stewart destroying a planet, by accident. Granted it turned out he didn't actually do it but nobody at the trial questioned that he could accidentally turn a planet into an asteroid field without trying and that would have been a pretty good defense in the trial. Superman punched Darkseid through seven skyscrapers in the world of cardboard scene. Akatsuki are quite strong but not Justice League strong.



Granted Vigilante or The Creeper aren't going to make as good a showing but they aren't needed anyway. This makes the Justice League rather an OCP for the Akatsuki, all the ones who are used to solving problems by force are going to go down almost immediately because they're so outclassed in the strength department.

Superman has a track record of seeing stuff underground and one can reasonably extrapolate that Supergirl can do it too. This means stuff like their usual methods of hiding underground (without genjutsu) are going to fail.


Martian Manhunter brings telepathy to the table and is strong enough for the job but weak to fire, so he'd have to be aimed only at Akatsuki who aren't likely to throw fire around and there aren't that many of them so his use will be limited. He's probably going to be assigned to capture Hidan.

Batman of course will figure out a strategy and somehow his hitting a ninja with a batarang will be as useful in the fight as Wonder Woman throwing somebody five miles into a mountain.

We can reasonably discount any Akatsuki who relies on brute force and any who rely on hiding without special genjutsu to protect them. That means Deidara, Hidan, Kakuzu, Kisame, and Sasori can pretty much be taken out without much difficulty. Konan will probably go down as well, turning into paper isn't a good enough trick to evade the kind of speed the Flash can use to gather her up, nor will it let her evade just being grabbed by a Green Lantern projecting a bubble.

That leaves Itachi, Pein, Orochimaru (maybe), Tobi, and the Zetsus as the main tevent. Zetsu seems to be supernaturally stealthy, Pein's actually got enough brute force to be a problem, and Itachi, Orochimaru, and Tobi bring genjutsu and space-time jutsu to the table.

Figuring out which hero can resist which genjutsu is going to be a hard question. Batman's probably going to shine here as he'll spot minute flaws in the genjutsu and somehow counter it. This is probably where he gets to hit somebody with a surprise batarang coated in sedative or such. Superman and Wonder Woman have shown themselves vulnerable to illusion. Martian Manhunter's telepathy may help.

Pein's likely to go down once either a Kryptonian figures out where his real body is or Martian Manhunter senses his. He'll wreck some havoc before that but ultimately he's still bringing brute force as his main MO.

Itachi has a really nice assortment of powers that are going to be hard for the Justice League to counter. Their best chance is to have The Flash speed blitz him while he's standing in the open before he can react. Tobi is pretty much the same except even more slippery and like just to teleport off if things don't go his way. The problem is that the Justice League aren't likely to open with those tactics and probably won't speed blitz first. Somehow I see Batman being the one to confront Itachi in a showdown.

Orochimaru is also tricky but may not be involved and he's probably on the weaker end, basically Itachi light with more biology going on.

Zetsu has a fair chance of escaping and causing the Justice League to lose. He's really sneaky and has no tendency to even try to confront an enemy he can avoid.

Overall I'd say the Justice League can take all Akatsuki's heavy hitters but would take minor losses against Pein, and potentially heavy enough losses against Itachi and Tobi to have to withdraw though they have a chance of taking them down as well. Zetsu and Tobi are going to escape more often than they're caught which is a lose condition for the Justice League.

Ultimately it's the Justice League's fight to lose. They have enough power to take it but their tactics and tendency to take enemies alive will work against them. Even knowing the enemy's jutsu ahead of time, it's not in character for them to have The Flash streak through in the first millisecond and hit all targets with a Phantom Zone projector or similar and that would be needed to keep Zetsu from slipping away.
 

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@Bear Ribs Given how much I hate the Nardoverse, the Uchihas and Uchiha fans..and want the JLA to win..I hate you for making me disagree.

But the league gets fucking ruinated given how crazy the heavy hitters feats got. gglife.png
 

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The DCAU Justice League is summoned by ROB to take care of the Akatsuki from Naruto.
ROB allows the Justice League to capture the Akatsuki rather than kill them provided they hand them over to the Hidden Villages.
ROB gives the DCAU Justice League basic information about the Akatsuki (names and brief history of its members, their locations, their jutsu and kekkai genkai and MO) and gives the DCAU Justice League 3 months to prepare a plan to defeat the Akatsuki.
Akatsuki have no idea the superheroes are coming for them they would only hear rumours.
Akatsuki is Pre-Fourth Great Ninja War and the DCAU Justice League have 'full roster' (active and reserve members as seen in the final episodes).
Akatsuki members are all together in the Hidden Rain Village.
Can the DCAU Justice League complete the mission?
Boy, what a stomp!
But the league gets fucking ruinated given how crazy the heavy hitters feats got.
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Are both of you that sure about the JL's defeat?


From my prospective the Akatsuki gets nailed, as the JL have Batman, three months, and all the information they could possibly need to formulate a plan of attack. Their feats include Flash running to the sun, A Superman.

Meanwhile, the Akatsuki is hampered by a lack of intel, heavy hitters and prep time, even then, Itachi is effectively disabled on the Genjutsu front because his enemies lack Chakra and his Genjutsu requires that they have it to work.

Not to mention that the OP states that it's the 'Full JLU' with the extended membership roster containing heavy hitters like 'The Atom, The Question, Captain Marvel (Arguably), Dr. Fate, Captain Atom, Zatanna among 'many' other's, The Akatsuki would still be doomed without them, but with them? They are horribly out gunned and out numbered.
 

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The JLU doesn't have anything that can stop Nagato the magical retard or shitachi.

As for the Chakra thing...one generally assumes equivalency in verses debating @Fallout-Man101 otherwise there's kinda no way you can make a debate.

JLU Bruce doesn't have the resources do this.

Comics Bruce, especially post Morrison with three months of prep would solo the Nardoverse even the Trix Rabit thot and her entire species.

But toon Bruce while good ain't that good.

He could probably no sell the Tsukyomi on raw willpower though given he smashrd Doctor Destiny like he was a five dollar hoe who owed him money.

It would be hilarious watching Tofu and Shitachi lose their shit at Bruce over that though.
 

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The JLU doesn't have anything that can stop Nagato the magical retard or shitachi.
Nagato come is two forms, if he's the one with Pains, defeating him is as easy as finding his extremely weakened controlling body and knocking him out, something Flash could do easily without anybody being able to stop him or having anytime to react.

If it's just Nagato abet in a fully healed body he might be stronger physically, but he will have the drawback of being mostly unable to use the King Of Hell on himself if he gets severely injured.

Furthermore, against Superman Nagato pretty much has no attack, bar his soul stealing ability that can injure Superman in any capacity, but even then, since Clark already knows he has that ability nothing says he can't just send him to the Phantom Zone until someone comes up with a way safely get near him or have GL contain him using his ring.

Itachi is a good Ninja, but even with Genjutsu he requires his enemies to see his eyes in most cases for his more over powered jutsu like Tsukuyomi to be used which many stealthy members can exploit.
As for the Chakra thing...one generally assumes equivalency in verses debating @Fallout-Man101 otherwise there's kinda no way you can make a debate.
I am just pointing out the OP should be more clear about this type of thing, just because someone has a magic shielding spell in one setting doesn't make it a shield against another settings magic system.
JLU Bruce doesn't have the resources do this.
...Bull Crap, this is the Batman who bankrolled the JLU Watchtower as a line item on his business budget and has multiple times made plans on the fly, like dropping the watchtower on the Thanargarians to stop their doom weapon.
Comics Bruce, especially post Morrison with three months of prep would solo the Nardoverse even the Trix Rabit thot and her entire species.

But toon Bruce while good ain't that good.
I haven't seen any evidence to suggest 'god tier' planning, but given the scale of the information the League has access too, it's insane number advantage, and having three months of collective prep time with not just Batman but all League members contributing I don't see the Akatsuki pulling a win.
He could probably no sell the Tsukyomi on raw willpower though given he smashrd Doctor Destiny like he was a five dollar hoe who owed him money.

It would be hilarious watching Tofu and Shitachi lose their shit at Bruce over that though.
Tobi and Itachi aren't as much a problem as you would think, in the later's case Martian Manhunter can just follow Tobi until his time limit expires and he is forced to leave the battlefield or be left vulnerable to the League physically.

Itachi can be beat by the Flash who moves so fast Itachi can't catch his gaze and Flash just knocks him out from behind.
 

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Boy, what a stomp!


Are both of you that sure about the JL's defeat?
No, I thought my post was clear that the JL has decent odds of winning. All but two, maybe three of the Akatsuki will go down with no appreciable damages to the JL. The issue is that Zetsu has good odds of sneaking away, and Obito can teleport away; and the rules of this scenario require the JL to capture them all. I think the JL can win, if they go in with the exact right tactics, but they need to somehow invent a teleportation dampener and a "Detect Zetsu" device and probably use Speed Blitz tactics, all things that aren't really typical of their methods. If they go in and treat it like a normal episode of the Justice League cartoon they're going to wipe out most of Akatsuki but one or two will probably escape.

Tobi and Itachi aren't as much a problem as you would think, in the later's case Martian Manhunter can just follow Tobi until his time limit expires and he is forced to leave the battlefield or be left vulnerable to the League physically.
Uchihas are known for their fireball jutsu...
 

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Nagato come is two forms, if he's the one with Pains, defeating him is as easy as finding his extremely weakened controlling body and knocking him out, something Flash could do easily without anybody being able to stop him or having anytime to react.
...You think anyone is going to survive long enough to find the magical retards aids riddled body?

Don't suck at this so badly that you make me defend a garbage fiction like Nardo..please..I've gone literally fifteen years without siding with that piece of shit setting in a verses match and I'd reaaalllyy like to keep that record.

If it's just Nagato abet in a fully healed body he might be stronger physically, but he will have the drawback of being mostly unable to use the King Of Hell on himself if he gets severely injured.
The man has the ability to literally tear fuckers souls out...and can basically create a cheap Taiwanese knock off of a moon and drop it on their heads..
Furthermore, against Superman Nagato pretty much has no attack, bar his soul stealing ability that can injure Superman in any capacity, but even then, since Clark already knows he has that ability nothing says he can't just send him to the Phantom Zone until someone comes up with a way safely get near him or have GL contain him using his ring.
..You do realize this Toonverse Superman...and Bruce Timm's Supes not Fleicherstudios supes who survived a multiverse busting punch from Popeye's dad right?

Like...Kryptonians top out at Asteroids that can wreck metropolis...In the timmverse
Itachi is a good Ninja, but even with Genjutsu he requires his enemies to see his eyes in most cases for his more over powered jutsu like Tsukuyomi to be used which many stealthy members can exploit.
He is a hypersonic emo serial killer who is faster than anyone on the league Rosyer except Flash...
I am just pointing out the OP should be more clear about this type of thing, just because someone has a magic shielding spell in one setting doesn't make it a shield against another settings magic system.
No what you're doing is putting me in a position where I have to defend garbage against quality because you're unable to differentiate between the JLU and the JLA/JSA and don't have a proper sense of scale.


...Bull Crap, this is the Batman who bankrolled the JLU Watchtower as a line item on his business budget and has multiple times made plans on the fly, like dropping the watchtower on the Thanargarians to stop their doom weapon.
Comics Bruce has Batarangs that create microblackholes...

Toon Bruce has...tasers.

So no, he does not in fact possess anything that would allow him to negate the magical eyeball boys and their special needs wonder powers...
I haven't seen any evidence to suggest 'god tier' planning, but given the scale of the information the League has access too, it's insane number advantage, and having three months of collective prep time with not just Batman but all League members contributing I don't see the Akatsuki pulling a win.
Give the League Amazo and they win..without him..they are absolutely fucked.

And I hate you both for making me defend a series I've become so famous for tearing down that its fandom at one point literally had a subforum dedicated to whining about me on a Naruto fansite... 492472391247593473.png
Tobi and Itachi aren't as much a problem as you would think, in the later's case Martian Manhunter can just follow Tobi until his time limit expires and he is forced to leave the battlefield or be left vulnerable to the League physically.
Is this before or After J'onn gets shoved inside a magical skeletons gourd?


Itachi can be beat by the Flash who moves so fast Itachi can't catch his gaze and Flash just knocks him out from behind.
Itachi takes one look at the Flash says "fuck this" and goes to try fucking with Bruce.

Nagato decides he LIKEZ TRAAINNZZ..and drops Manhattan on J'onnz head.

This thread is the infamous Magneto vs Akatsuki thread, where Super64 spazzed out and banned a bunch of users while hyperventilating about a non existent OBD raid...except in reverse.

Because while Magneto would solo the whole nardoverse without even realizing he'd done it...the JLU can't.
 
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If y'all want a decent Akatsuki vs League match up, use the animated movie versions...As the Lanterns should be able to counter Nagato perfectly and Clark even depowered was tanking crap that is onpar with the nastiest shit Shitachi and mister "Art is a bang" metrosexual could throw out...Deidera or whatever.

You could get a 50-50 either way there...but the Timverse doesn't deserve this.

Also Orochimaru would make a perfect Justice League Dark enemy in a fanfic..Fuck'n Constantine vs Oro would be..dope.
 

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....Are you serious right now? View attachment 540

That didn't happen.

At all

It was a frame job and a false flag and it all turned out to be bullshit....and you knew that and you posted it any way.
Yes... and as I pointed out in my first post, said frame job would have fallen apart instantly if John Stewart could just point and say "You know I don't have enough power to do that right?" Nobody, not him, nobody on the JL, nor even the Guardians when they showed up suggested the feat was extraordinary or questioned that he could do it.
 

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Yes... and as I pointed out in my first post, said frame job would have fallen apart instantly if John Stewart could just point and say "You know I don't have enough power to do that right?" Nobody, not him, nobody on the JL, nor even the Guardians when they showed up suggested the feat was extraordinary or questioned that he could do it.
Conjecture not supported by any feat ever shown by a GL in the entire show isn't legitimate evidence. Especially when John and six of the strongest GL's in existence making a suicidal charge at Amazo would have only cracked earth in half. IE John outright contradicts his own reluctance there...later in the show. A far more powerful John Stewart no less, believes himself incapable of doing with back up and using all of his power.

You're using PIS to invent feats and abilities for characters that is not at all supported by onscreen evidence.
 

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Conjecture not supported by any feat ever shown by a GL in the entire show isn't legitimate evidence.
A feat that everybody in the universe agrees he's capable of is not conjecture.

Especially when John and six of the strongest GL's in existence making a suicidal charge at Amazo would have only cracked earth in half.
This, OTOH, is conjecture. Also the GL engaged him in space.

 

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A feat that everybody in the universe agrees he's capable of is not conjecture.
Which at no point is then supported by anything...none of Johns high end showings come close.


This, OTOH, is conjecture. Also the GL engaged him in space.

They made a wall that Amazo shattered....This is not indicative of the scale you are ascribing them.

I mean I wish it was, because fuck Nardo...but..yeah.
 

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Which at no point is then supported by anything...none of Johns high end showings come close.
Sure it is. While we're looking at Amazo, let's see what happened to Oa.


Now again Oa wasn't actually destroyed but rather teleported. However, all the Green Lanterns were firmly convinced that Oa had been vaporized by Amazo in seconds. Yet the Green Lanterns still had every confidence as they marched on him that they could take on Amazo, which would make no sense if they thought he was a planet buster and they didn't have comparable powers themselves.


They made a wall that Amazo shattered....This is not indicative of the scale you are ascribing them.

I mean I wish it was, because fuck Nardo...but..yeah.
Nice goalpost move. This was the answer to your claim that they would have cracked the earth in half facing Amazo, which, y'know, didn't happen because they confronted him in space well away from the Earth.
 

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.You think anyone is going to survive long enough to find the magical retards aids riddled body?

Don't suck at this so badly that you make me defend a garbage fiction like Nardo..please..I've gone literally fifteen years without siding with that piece of shit setting in a verses match and I'd reaaalllyy like to keep that record.
None of this is a worthy rebuttal and for the record you put yourself in this position when you commented here originally, not me.
The man has the ability to literally tear fuckers souls out...and can basically create a cheap Taiwanese knock off of a moon and drop it on their heads..
Yeah, and we know that the league knows about it and furthermore has a f*cking laser mounted to the Watchtower to deal with these types of things.

Even then when they don't have it, the moon thing is irrelevant because Nagato posses no such ability only Madara and that was because he could use his Susanoo to weave the signs.
..You do realize this Toonverse Superman...and Bruce Timm's Supes not Fleicherstudios supes who survived a multiverse busting punch from Popeye's dad right?
Neither are the Akatsuki for that matter.
Like...Kryptonians top out at Asteroids that can wreck metropolis...In the timmverse
And whats the largest thing that the Akatsuki can destroy here?
He is a hypersonic emo serial killer who is faster than anyone on the league Rosyer except Flash...
Or Superman who has fairly consistent speed feats as well.
No what you're doing is putting me in a position where I have to defend garbage against quality because you're unable to differentiate between the JLU and the JLA/JSA and don't have a proper sense of scale.
I am more than familiar with the DCAU having grown up with that version of the JL other than my statement's of 'Batman forming a plan' I haven't made any over the top generalizations so I don't see a problem here.
Give the League Amazo and they win..without him..they are absolutely fucked.
That's a fallacy to mock me for no good reason, as I never bought Amazo up, and he is in no way a member of the League at all, Unlike Dr. Fate, Captain Marvel, and Captain Atom.
And I hate you both for making me defend a series I've become so famous for tearing down that its fandom at one point literally had a subforum dedicated to whining about me on a Naruto fansite...
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it's not our fault you want to.
Is this before or After J'onn gets shoved inside a magical skeletons gourd?
That won't work because this version of Obito doesn't have it yet.
Itachi takes one look at the Flash says "fuck this" and goes to try fucking with Bruce.
In any realistic attack plan the League would have Itachi taken out by Flash first without warning before engaging the rest of the enemy, Batman has too much sense to go anywhere near Itachi before then.
Nagato decides he LIKEZ TRAAINNZZ..and drops Manhattan on J'onnz head.
Except he can't, like I said only Madara has that ability.
 

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Sure it is. While we're looking at Amazo, let's see what happened to Oa.
Using feats from the single most powerful character in the show to powerscale to guys he snuffed out like a candle in a hurricane is just silly.

Nothing supports them being planet busters, gotta cope my dude.

Now again Oa wasn't actually destroyed but rather teleported. However, all the Green Lanterns were firmly convinced that Oa had been vaporized by Amazo in seconds. Yet the Green Lanterns still had every confidence as they marched on him that they could take on Amazo, which would make no sense if they thought he was a planet buster and they didn't have comparable powers themselves.
Characters overestimate their capabilities news at 11.

Nice goalpost move. This was the answer to your claim that they would have cracked the earth in half facing Amazo, which, y'know, didn't happen because they confronted him in space well away from the Earth.
mmhmm and you pursuining this avenue hinges on the person you're debating being less informed than you..problem is, I know both series better than you do and you didn't really do anything except prove you're wrong.

None of this is a worthy rebuttal and for the record you put yourself in this position when you commented here originally, not me.
Don't flex on someone you spent months making false reports about in an attempt to get lynched and then resorted to putting on ignore, its.. absurdist conduct. zaru.png

Yeah, and we know that the league knows about it and furthermore has a f*cking laser mounted to the Watchtower to deal with these types of things.
>implying the Watchtower's orbital cannon can damage anyone on the other team except Kakuzo and Hidan

>Implying Paaaiinnnn didn't soak damage in the gigatons in his fight against Nardo.

Even then when they don't have it, the moon thing is irrelevant because Nagato posses no such ability only Madara and that was because he could use his Susanoo to weave the signs.
What are you on about? I'm talking about Pein having a tism storm when Tsunade told him to stop being a gigantic bitch and then he nuked Konoha and later made a ball out of the debris to restrain Nardo.

Y'know, the cheap Taiwanese knock off...Whose talking about the stupid illusion trick with the fruit of the loom?


Neither are the Akatsuki for that matter.
..Are you implying they need to be able to destroy universes to beat the JLU? 300767289228263424.png

And what's the largest thing that the Akatsuki can destroy here?







'bout half of Metropolis or Gotham, which Tard boy can then seal Clark up in.


Or Superman who has fairly consistent speed feats as well.
Not faster than Shitachi and Tardboy sadly.

I am more than familiar with the DCAU having grown up with that version of the JL other than my statement's of 'Batman forming a plan' I haven't made any over the top generalizations so I don't see a problem here.
Batman can have as many plans as he wants, lacking any means to actually do anything that matters his best bet is to fuck off and leave.


That's a fallacy to mock me for no good reason, as I never bought Amazo up, and he is in no way a member of the League at all, Unlike Dr. Fate, Captain Marvel, and Captain Atom.
Man you wasted no time resorting to the dishonest debate tactics didn't you? It's a fallacy to go "sport them this guy, as he's their only chance at winning" nowhere did I say he was a league member Fallout boy...Only that he was their only chance.

Why do you insist on misrepresenting peoples posts and intentions when you aren't good at it?
it's not our fault you want to.
Don't be uninformed then!


That won't work because this version of Obito doesn't have it yet.

...I was talking about Itachi...who was able to use it against Orochimaru..

In any realistic attack plan the League would have Itachi taken out by Flash first without warning before engaging the rest of the enemy, Batman has too much sense to go anywhere near Itachi before then.
Any attack plan would have to have J'onn mind wammy Shitachi first, because Flash doesn't have the DC to dent these guys and can only BFR Shitachi via a literal suicide run.


Except he can't, like I said only Madara has that ability.



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What was it I told you when you were still a user trying to get me lynched?

Ah yes, lie better.
 
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Using feats from the single most powerful character in the show to powerscale to guys he snuffed out like a candle in a hurricane is just silly.

Nothing supports them being planet busters, gotta cope my dude.
Aside from all the proof presented so far of course. We've got three major events, Green Lantern being accused of blowing up a planet and nobody discounting the feat, the group of lanterns noting that if they try to fight Amazo, half the earth will be shattered just as a by-product of the exchange, and the lanterns, and everyone believing Amazo himself destroyed Oa but still thinking they have a chance of taking him.

Characters overestimate their capabilities news at 11.
You presume. Prove it. You're asking us to believe that nearly a dozen of the most capable, experienced heroes in the universe are all overestimating themselves by many orders of magnitude, and that they do this multiple times throughout the series. It's not reasonable and this is turning into yet another round of "everything that doesn't support my position doesn't count, because-"

mmhmm and you pursuining this avenue hinges on the person you're debating being less informed than you..problem is, I know both series better than you do and you didn't really do anything except prove you're wrong.
Actually it looks rather like you can't actually rebut so you just claim superior knowledge and move on without proving it.

>implying the Watchtower's orbital cannon can damage anyone on the other team except Kakuzo and Hidan

>Implying Paaaiinnnn didn't soak damage in the gigatons in his fight against Nardo.
You seriously think Sasori's puppet body can take a hit from the BFG? Or Deidara? Really?

And frankly you have no idea what a Gigaton actual looks like if you're thinking that's what was being thrown around

What are you on about? I'm talking about Pein having a tism storm when Tsunade told him to stop being a gigantic bitch and then he nuked Konoha and later made a ball out of the debris to restrain Nardo.







'bout half of Metropolis or Gotham, which Tard boy can then seal Clark up in.
Scaling off a doorway I can see halfway up that explosion, I get about a 300 foot radius, let's scale up to 350 to make this low end. That's not half of Metropolis or Gotham. A city block can scale it at 300-600 feet so we're talking two or three city blocks there. However it appears to be mostly dust cloud, the actual area hit could easily be less than half that.

Meanwhile a MOAB obliterates everything in a 1,000 yard radius. This does explain a lot of your issues though, you're mistaking less than tens of tons for gigatons.

Not faster than Shitachi and Tardboy sadly.
They do not break the speed of light like Justice League members do.
Superman's not far behind considering he outruns actual lightning bolts multiple times.

Which leads us to a reasonable conclusion about how Pein's going to fare in the fight, with the given foreknowledge and Batman making a plan:

0.0000 seconds: Justice League begins their attack.
0.0001 seconds: The Flash has pulled all the conductor rods out of all of Pein's bodies, which then cease to function.
0.0002 seconds: The Flash has applied a custom-designed soporific to Nagato, created by the best super-scientists the League has to offer and probably some help from Star Labs. It will take forever (ie. a second or two) by the Flash's standards to completely disable him.

The Flash is so much faster than anything Akatsuki has to offer that he's a shoe-in to disable at least one member of Akatsuki before they can react. This won't work on members with unknown locations but Pein's pretty easy to find compared with, say, Zetssu.
 

The Immortal Watch Dog

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Snip for a bunch of bullshit and misrepresentation and downplaying

So you guys decided to continue Spergbattles trend of having no fucking idea how to conduct verses debates except instead of mindlessly masturbating anime y'all are pulling a 2000's era KMC and doing it for comics?

I'm cool with that, just don't expect the larger vs boards to take you seriously and considering their word of mouth and judgment on these smaller boards is how you guys get traffic...well.

Either way.

You're completely misrepresenting the size of Peins destruction and extrapolating feats using abc logic and ignoring the consistent high end showings of the series in question.

That isn't debating, though and if you want me to just spend every response going forward dunking on you, I'm more than happy too but you should probably stop having a seizure and start debating properly zaru.png
 
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