Congressional Democrat Jamaal Bowman (NY) Pulls Fire Alarm at Capitol Building Ahead of Vote...

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But why would the honorable Representative of New York Jamaal Bowman pull the fire alarm ahead of a vote?



He thought it only opens fire doors so that he could get to the voting floor quicker. He apparently had no idea that when you pull a fire alarm panel, that it triggers a fire alarm.

Needless to say, despite such an honest mistake, Fascist Racist Republicans are capitalizing on this mere error of judgment to criticize the honorable Jamaal Bowman in this moment of vulnerability.









According to many (likely unlicensed) legal experts on Twitter, intentionally pulling a fire alarm is a felony and an INSURRECTION. Which if it is true, is hilarious. Hopefully Jamaal Bowman is given the maximum sentence in a DC Prison where he'll be passed around like a box of breakfast cereal between vengeful Proud Boy political prisoners.
 
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But why would the honorable Representative of New York Jamaal Bowman pull the fire alarm ahead of a vote?



He thought it only opens fire doors so that he could get to the voting floor quicker. He apparently had no idea that when you pull a fire alarm panel, that it triggers a fire alarm.

Needless to say, despite such an honest mistake, Fascist Racist Republicans are capitalizing on this mere error of judgment to criticize the honorable Jamaal Bowman in this moment of vulnerability.









According to many (likely unlicensed) legal experts on Twitter, intentionally pulling a fire alarm is a felony and an INSURRECTION. Which if it is true, is hilarious. Hopefully Jamaal Bowman is given the maximum sentence in a DC Prison where he'll be passed around like a box of breakfast cereal between vengeful Proud Boy political prisoners.

I mentioned this in the Empire State (NY St) Discussion Thread.
 
Not an insurrection as I believe that has a much higher barrier of proof/action to reach, but definitely a misdemeanor in DC

“Knowingly causing a false alarm of fire is a misdemeanor in the District of Columbia Criminal Code (Section 22-1319), punishable by fine and/or imprisonment up to six months”
Found that on a public announcement from George Town university of all places. Apparently someone thought it was funny

 
This clown was trying to say he didn't know what the fire alarm would do or some nonsense. Either he's lying through his teeth (99.9% chance of) or he's a retard and mentally incapable of performing his job.
Hard to tell which though; I could easily see him being that stupid. Though even if he is lying, he's still an idiot.
 

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