Sports! 🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈 College Football Thread

[bintananth]

My Longhorns lost to Texas Tech in overtime 37-34 UGH 😡

Never underestimate the underdog.

In 1982 the top raked NCAA DI Virginia Cavaliers lost to the NAIA Chaminade Silversides 77-72 in a mens basketball game.

Chaminade's ~$24mn endowment is nowhere near Virginia's $97-98mn annual athletic budget.

 

[49ersfootball]

Yup, Vanderbilt beat Alabama. Simply scoring on Alabama when one is Vanderbilt is a moral victory. So it is now officially a STRUGGLE WIN.

It is VANDERBILT, you let VANDERBILT score on you. VANDERBILT. This is not baseball, this is football. VANDERBILT.

Excuse me JACKASS! Alabama won 55-3.

Stop being triggered & uppity you ugly asshole!

 

[49ersfootball]

Well, FSU won 44-14 over Boston College.

BC's Defense was pretty good, and FSU probably could've pushed a bit harder to get more scores in the 4th quarter, but Mike Norvell decided to get some more reps on the 3rd string QB before we run into conga line from hell, so it's fine.

Kansas St upset #6 OU last night in Norman 41-34.

 

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[LordSunhawk]

Excuse me JACKASS! Alabama won 55-3.

Stop being triggered & uppity you ugly asshole!

Yes, they lost since Vanderbilt scored on them.

 

[49ersfootball]

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[49ersfootball]

Yes, they lost since Vanderbilt scored on them.

Your ass is BLOCKED! Uppity MONKEY!

 

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[LordSunhawk]

Your ass is BLOCKED! Uppity MONKEY!

Not refuting the fact that you lost due to being scored on by the cupcake.

 

[49ersfootball]

Not refuting the fact that you lost due to being scored on by the cupcake.

What part of you're BLOCKED do you NOT understand asshole ?

 

[Sergeant Foley]

Well, FSU won 44-14 over Boston College.

BC's Defense was pretty good, and FSU probably could've pushed a bit harder to get more scores in the 4th quarter, but Mike Norvell decided to get some more reps on the 3rd string QB before we run into conga line from hell, so it's fine.

Sounds like Florida State might finish (9-3) or (10-2).

If they don't have anymore horrible injuries on both sides of the ball.

On Auburn: (8-4) might save Harsin's job

 

[Sergeant Foley]

Unless...something...happends before then...

You watched Stanford vs 18.) Washington last night on FS1?

 

[Sergeant Foley]

Never underestimate the underdog.

In 1982 the top raked NCAA DI Virginia Cavaliers lost to the NAIA Chaminade Silversides 77-72 in a mens basketball game.

Chaminade's ~$24mn endowment is nowhere near Virginia's $97-98mn annual athletic budget.

Plus Robinson coughing up the football like that UGH!

 

[LordSunhawk]

What part of you're BLOCKED do you NOT understand asshole ?

Woof woof woof woof woof *barks in National Champion*

Alabama - Scored on by Vanderbilt
Georgia - Not Scored on by Vanderbilt

 

[Sergeant Foley]

Woof woof woof woof woof *barks in National Champion*

Alabama - Scored on by Vanderbilt
Georgia - Not Scored on by Vanderbilt

@49ersfootball says he knows where your family lives and he's got friends with snipers out.

 

[49ersfootball]

#1 Georgia
#2 Alabama
#3 OH St
#4 Michigan
#5 Clemson
#6 Southern Cal: Can Lincoln Riley get the Trojans (12-0) & winning the Pac-12 going (13-0) ? 🤔
#7 Kentucky: I flat do NOT trust them.
#8 Tennessee
#9 OK St
#10 NC St: We're going to find out if the Wolfpack are pretenders this upcoming weekend in Clemson, SC.
#11 Penn St
#12 Utah
#13 Oregon
#14 Ole Miss
#15 Washington
#16 Baylor
#17 Texas A&M
#18 OU
#19 Brigham Young
#20 Arkansas
#21 Minnesota
#22 Wake Forest
#23 Florida St
#24 Pittsburgh
#25 KS St

 

[bintananth]

Woof woof woof woof woof *barks in National Champion*

Alabama - Scored on by Vanderbilt
Georgia - Not Scored on by Vanderbilt

When placing bets on a game where one team clearly outmatches the other the bookies are trying to guess the score differential so that both sides of the betting are about even. That means they get to keep the spread instead of being on the hook like Mussolini* because they guessed wrong and can't pay the winners.

* His corpse was literally hung on a meat hook and placed on display.

@49ersfootball says he knows where your family lives and he's got friends with snipers out.

Umm ...

It's just sports. That fans sometimes get that emotional - shall we say - about an outcome or someone else's opinion is disturbing.

Whenever I lost a sporting event I shook the winner's hand and said "Good game." to my opponent when it was a fair game. I said the same when I won.

 

[Sergeant Foley]

When placing bets on a game where one team clearly outmatches the other the bookies are trying to guess the score differential so that both sides of the betting are about even. That means they get to keep the spread instead of being on the hook like Mussolini* because they guessed wrong and can't pay the winners.

* His corpse was literally hung on a meat hook and placed on display.


Umm ...

It's just sports. That fans sometimes get that emotional - shall we say - about an outcome or someone else's opinion is disturbing.

Whenever I lost a sporting event I shook the winner's hand and said "Good game." to my opponent when it was a fair game. I said the same when I won.

My cousin is triggered by @LordSunhawk bashing his beloved Alabama Crimson Tide.

 

[bintananth]

My cousin is triggered by @LordSunhawk bashing his beloved Alabama Crimson Tide.

The Crimson Tide were chosen for the movie Forrest Gump to be the team and college he was part of for a reason: smart kids don't go to Alabama universities.

@49ersfootball ... bring it.

 

[LordSunhawk]

Now now, @bintananth , we must be charitable to the Alabama fans. They're having a hard time because they live in mortal terror that the NCAA might eventually actually enforce academic eligibility standards.

For fans.

*ducks*