Food & Drink Chick-fil-A Appreciation Thread

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I decided to start this thread to share stories of that cultural icon (or lightning rod?) of the modern day--the best chicken on the planet, from the quirky chain that probably has the happiest employees in corporate America. Personally, being a denizen of yankeedom for my entire life, the only things I had ever known about Chick-fil-A were the latest controversy in the news as people constantly hammered them.

This all changed one morning when I was in Mississippi on a business trip. I was running late, because I had taken too long doing my makeup. The road to where I was going mostly led through residential areas, and as usual there hadn't been enough coffee in the hotel room to make a difference on my headache from not getting enough sleep on the abbreviated night resulting from getting into Jackson late from weather delays. I'd eaten at a Waffle House the night before while driving closer to my destination, but I couldn't locate any Waffle House in the immediate vicinity (I thought I was in the South, why isn't there a Waffle House every block, gosh darnit?).

As I started to drive to my meeting wondering about whether or not I would actually find food and coffee to take to it so I would not be a miserable wreck all morning, I spied this gleaming building off to the left just after making a left. There was an opening in traffic.

But that's Chick-fil-A. You're part of the LGBT community.

I hate boycott culture so much. It's an American business.

I hooked a left. There were only six cars in line and I gritted my teeth at the prospect of being late, but I wasn't backing out now. I got two of these little breakfast sandwich things (I never get sides at fast food restaurants, they often have more calories and the sandwiches themselves taste better so you might as well just get two) and a large coffee. They actually put milk in it instead of cream when I asked--forget about it, you'd get it black if you asked for milk instead of cream at a McD's (as was my experience two days ago in Madison)--and the sandwiches were run out to me by a manager to keep the line moving.

I got through the gate early. Those were the best breakfast sandwiches I'd ever had. The coffee was better than at a Dunkin Donuts'.

Since then, I've made it a point to eat at Chick-fil-A every time I am on business in an area on the ground where they are common. They have never let me down. I especially adore the one inside the DTW Delta terminal by the grand piano--sometimes really good people play that thing randomly and it's only about 100% better than anything I've had on an airplane in any class except First. And actually that's a pretty tight competition too. Unfortunately I've been getting sent out on Sundays more and now I actively miss Chick-fil-A whenever I walk through the DTW Delta terminal and see it closed. Alas. I need to complain about HQ doing that to me.
 
Never ate at a Chick-A-Fil, don’t think they’re here in my country(Philippines)

That said, I remember one Rebel Media vid where while there were lots of SJW types complaining, there were ironically lots of “minorities” and even Muslims going off to buy in a new store
 
They stopped donating to activist foundations and campaigns a while after the original controversy broke out and issued a balanced statement trying to withdraw from the Culture Wars. As it happens though people have long memories. It's privately held by the founder's family and the CEO and the organization as a whole remain committed to "Christian business practice," notable in closing on Sundays to honor the Sabbath but also in a significantly greater degree of worker benefits as well as real care in choosing franchisees and insuring they re-invest in the community. They're pretty beloved in most communities they've been entrenched in and there haven't been the usual complaints about harassment and bad behavior among management.

The Culture Wars have not been known for people forgiving or forgetting, and they're still owned by Southern Baptists who will still affirm Christian orthodoxy and still donate to non-political Christian charities. So they're also still hated by a certain very loud segment of people, especially in markets where Chick-fil-A is totally absent. In fact politicians in Boston and New York have pledged at times to block any expansion in either city, though there's now a Chick-fil-A in NYC anyway.

They have the best chicken sandwich in my experience, being juicy and perfectly seasoned with only a light breading so it doesn't create an obtrusive layer to bite through. They also butter the buns the chicken breast is served on and provide a couple of dill pickles for a vinegary contrast. They also serve waffle fries which is another point of contrast with other fast-food services, and are also known for their chicken breast nuggets and fine selection of sauces. Individual franchises tend to be ridiculously profitable compared to competitors; on an average profit-per-store breakdown I saw a while back it was something close to ten times as much as KFC. Early expansion was concentrated in then-new shopping mall complexes and it's spread around a lot of university campuses, and stand-alone Chick-fil-A restaurants are now pretty common in the South.
 
Chicken sandwiches are pretty good. Probably the best of the big fast food chains. Their breakfast sausage burrito is pretty yummy as well.

Kinda ambivalent in the nuggets though. They taste decent and different from other fast food restaurants and taste more substantial and real but nothing exceptional IMHO. Fries and shakes are decent too. Nothing clearly superior but pretty good in general.
 
In-Regards to their chicken, do they use the horrible crappy worstest worst part? The breast? Because I’m pretty sure that shit is almost always really physically tough for biting
 
Still waiting for them to come where I am. I can wait to taste the activist tears once people come pouring in despite their futile and childish protests. I know it is petty, but really, we are all petty at some time or another and being petty at people who tilt at chicken provisioning windmills is a better thing to be petty towards than anything...
 
Still waiting for them to come where I am. I can wait to taste the activist tears once people come pouring in despite their futile and childish protests. I know it is petty, but really, we are all petty at some time or another and being petty at people who tilt at chicken provisioning windmills is a better thing to be petty towards than anything...

Don’t forget seeing how ironically racially, religiously and even LGBT-ily diverse the buyers are
 
I have seen the street chickens the vendors feed on scraps in southeast Asia and then cut up and put in food for you on the spot and I can see why the breast meat is scrawnier there.
 
Still waiting for them to come where I am. I can wait to taste the activist tears once people come pouring in despite their futile and childish protests. I know it is petty, but really, we are all petty at some time or another and being petty at people who tilt at chicken provisioning windmills is a better thing to be petty towards than anything...
Schaunfraude is a hell of a drug.

There hasn't been a case where they ran out of chicken?
 
*shrugs* Whether or not I prefer to do business with them is entirely moot, since the nearest one is a solid eight miles away in Clackamas. Getting there and back through rush hour traffic is just not happening, and Popeyes is good enough to satisfy my occasional craving for fried chicken.
 

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