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CEO Jack Dorsey Rumored to Step Down as Twitter CEO

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And it's been broken by all of the reputable websites. Pro Sports Extra, TMZ, Disclose.tv and the least reputable of them all, CNBC.


As expected, the new CEO is expected to be some South Asian dude. Supposedly Twitters stock has already risen 11% since the news of the alleged resignation has started circulating.
 

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Oh looks like it's confirmed.


Proceed to deep dive in the new CEO, Parag Agrawal's social media, especially his Twitter!
 

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The new guy has basically confirmed they will take down any video thst violates people privacy (aka BLM riots being bad)
 

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This is why we love Elon; he has Tony Stark's wealth and techhead skills, but has the meme'ing skills of a seasoned shitposter, and the personality of Harry Kim, I guess?
 

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Twitter is on it's way to becoming the official mouthpiece of the "new" Socialists like TASS and Pravda of old under this twit (no pun intended). If you're by chance a Twitter user, better save whatever materials you posted to a hard drive now and start migrating to another platform like Rumble, the purges are coming. 🤬

And I find this depressing because as much as Twitter is a toxic hellhole (hence why I avoid it), the increasing virtual bubble it creates will only get more rigid and the echo chamber it creates among users will only worsen.
 

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This is twitter now.

Twitter with that Indian Communist Party spokesperson in charge is going to be 42 times worse.
Every time I read something like this, I keep getting reminded of the nightmare I have of a thousand-and-more men and women marching in unison with raised fists, chanting their ideology with "one voice" and full of the aphrodisiac known as Ideological Purpose. What ideology you ask? The ideology in itself is irrelevant. What only matters is they are ready at the flip of a switch to execute with utter sadistic glee their ideology, with utter brutality and sadism upon "the other", the ones deemed "inhuman" and not worthy of their own holy definition of Utopia. And like what Orwell predicted in an interview, the face of Humanity is stomped under their boots, again and again.

History is a vicious and cruel Mistress, because the cycle often rhymes, over and over.
 
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