United States Capital Hill Autonomous Zone (CHAZ) & The Warlord Raz Saga

[CarlManvers2019]

I hope I'm not guilty of thread-derailment by answering you, but the two themes are:
1. Infighting between rival groups who hate each other more than the Romans.
2. Spending about 90% of their time in committee meetings, debates, drafting proclamations, etc rather than even attempting to actually DO anything.

Thanks, didn’t realize this

That said, I think since neighborhood watches of a sort along with more guys with guns are popping up, whether legally or illegally

Their expansion will halt

Unless the authorities show their bias by confiscating the non-Crazies’ guns and ignoring the guys with their “communes” that have seized local areas and are extorting locals

 

[Guardian Box]

They brought a cow too for dairy needs. How soon will it be beef salami?

The High Jester of the Clown World Universe is looking down on our world in stupefied wonder.

How soon will it be beef salami?

It won't because that's cruelty to animals, they are vegan, no one knows how to butcher an animal, and eve if they did none of them have the balls to do it.

 

[CarlManvers2019]

The High Jester of the Clown World Universe is looking down on our world in stupefied wonder.


It won't because that's cruelty to animals, they are vegan, no one knows how to butcher an animal, and eve if they did none of them have the balls to do it.

Vegans don’t drink milk or eat cheese....so maybe they’ll just stick to saying they’re vegetarians and eating meat behind people’s backs

The some are “More Equal Than Others” thing mY eventually go into effect as some of them are allowed to be exceptions and have special privilages and access to things first or only

 

[Arch Dornan]

It won't because that's cruelty to animals, they are vegan, no one knows how to butcher an animal, and eve if they did none of them have the balls to do it.

They will not survive ever on an island.

 

[PsihoKekec]

Just out of curiosity here. How loyal to trump is the average soldier? And in the event of a crisis, who will they side with?

Soldiers do as told by their chain of command, small percentage (1-5%) might balk or refuse the orders, but most will do as told. It gets interesting when chain of command is broken, this is why battalion and brigade commanders are more important in such scenario than HQ dwellers.

Seriously? The founders statues, really? What's next? Striping their names from the DOI and Constitution?

No, they want to destroy DOI and Constitution as whole, everything created by dead white men must go.

It may not have neat frontlines like the first American civil war, but it will be just as painful.

Oh, it would be much more painful, wars without frontlines and unclear chain of commands quickly degenerate into savagery.

They brought a cow too for dairy needs. How soon will it be beef salami?

You need a skilled person and right equipment to make salami. I seriously doubt they have either. Also milking cow by hand is not easy, I doubt limpwristed suburban brats can do it. Cow needs food, do they have hay or grass there? Cows also shit a lot, we joke that they are planting farmers' landmines, makes for an interesting game of rugby.

My thoughts about CHAZ can easily be tl;dr-ed: We used to think that Life of Brian was satire and vastly overstating the dysfunction of The Left. Now it seems the PFoJ was actually way more efficiently organized than their real life counterparts.

Having a bit of knowledge on Palestinan terorist organizations of the 60's and 70's, I found the LoB portrayal to be rather on point.

 

[GoldRanger]

What do they even DO there in this CHAZ, other than spray-paint walls? From the videos I've seen it's just a bunch of sight-seers milling about. They get their food from businesses who donated it so far. Are they actually doing anything particularly "revolutionary" in there? (Other than this Raz character pushing random people around because now he can get away with it). Are they anything more than a random crowd? Do they have any motivation to act? They just proclaim shit so far and spraypaint a lot, that's IT.

 

[PsihoKekec]

They are lifetime parasites, doing anything is a new experience for them. I reckon they will seek to expand their freedom zone in the future.

 

[Floridaman]

What do they even DO there in this CHAZ, other than spray-paint walls? From the videos I've seen it's just a bunch of sight-seers milling about. They get their food from businesses who donated it so far. Are they actually doing anything particularly "revolutionary" in there? (Other than this Raz character pushing random people around because now he can get away with it). Are they anything more than a random crowd? Do they have any motivation to act? They just proclaim shit so far and spraypaint a lot, that's IT.

That sounds like work, they are socialists and so aren’t good at that.

 

[Tzeentchean Perspective]

Reddit Ancom attempts to fall some sense into the faux-rebels.

 

[Tiamat]

Reddit Ancom attempts to fall some sense into the faux-rebels.

Too late assholes, your monster is loose and so far most are just taking a knee hoping the monster doesn’t devour them next.

 

[Zachowon]

I should be in bed but

Soldiers do as told by their chain of command, small percentage (1-5%) might balk or refuse the orders, but most will do as told. It gets interesting when chain of command is broken, this is why battalion and brigade commanders are more important in such scenario than HQ dwellers.


No, they want to destroy DOI and Constitution as whole, everything created by dead white men must go.


Oh, it would be much more painful, wars without frontlines and unclear chain of commands quickly degenerate into savagery.


You need a skilled person and right equipment to make salami. I seriously doubt they have either. Also milking cow by hand is not easy, I doubt limpwristed suburban brats can do it. Cow needs food, do they have hay or grass there? Cows also shit a lot, we joke that they are planting farmers' landmines, makes for an interesting game of rugby.


Having a bit of knowledge on Palestinan terorist organizations of the 60's and 70's, I found the LoB portrayal to be rather on point.

Exactly, very few will go against the chain of command especially if it involves doing what they sore an oath for. Now if they were told to commit war crimes such as gunning down unarmed people, then they can refuse.

"SF muni will no longer transport the police to protest"
"The Police will no longer respond to incidents on SF muni transports"



It seems like every fucking one wants to go to war against the police, is it any wonder they're having none of that shite?


Also, in fluffier news



It would seem the average citizen is the only kind of person left that appreciates the police in any way, shape or form.

[edit]
of course the proglodytes in the comments are calling him a coon.

It is a cracker barrel so it is a southern state (I dont know if northern states have them) and most rural and smaller city blacks arnt hating the police. They know the hard work they put into it.

 

[gral]

They brought a cow too for dairy needs. How soon will it be beef salami?

I though only neo-nazis drank milk nowadays?

 

[MelancholicMechanicus]

Amazing how hard the MSM is trying to block this from the public. It's absurd to the point of satire.

 

[Arch Dornan]

Amazing how hard the MSM is trying to block this from the public. It's absurd to the point of satire.

At least the internet's there to spread it if it can.

 

[MelancholicMechanicus]

At least the internet's there to spread it if it can.

Yeah, there is. I wonder just how much normies are hearing about this. Seems like the sort of thing that would spread like wildfire even without the media talking about it. "Did you hear about the Antifa whatever in Seattle man? They got a commune or some shit going on."

 

[Urabrask Revealed]

Yeah, there is. I wonder just how much normies are hearing about this. Seems like the sort of thing that would spread like wildfire even without the media talking about it. "Did you hear about the Antifa whatever in Seattle man? They got a commune or some shit going on."

"Yeah, it got taken over by some gangster named Raz. Dude has his own albums and shit!"

 

[MelancholicMechanicus]

"Yeah, it got taken over by some gangster named Raz. Dude has his own albums and shit!"

Honestly Raz is now legally allowed to have bragging rights for the rest of his life. Plenty of hard gansta rap people claim to be big shots, but how many of them can say "I wasn't just a gang leader, I was the leader nigga! I was the police, I was the government!"

 

[Bacle]

I'm at the point where I think they should just use the Eric Cartman method of breaking up hippie communnes: loud heavy metal music played constantly.

Blast some Amon Amarth, Sabaton, Hammerfall, etc over loud speakers, continuously, just outside the CHAZ till they cannot take it anymore.

 

[Isem]

I'm at the point where I think they should just use the Eric Cartman method of breaking up hippie communnes: loud heavy metal music played constantly.

Blast some Amon Amarth, Sabaton, Hammerfall, etc over loud speakers, continuously, just outside the CHAZ till they cannot take it anymore.

They don't even need to do that much. Just shut off the water and electricity and wait. Make sure no one can come in and they'll be out in a day or two.

 

[Arch Dornan]

They like their borders too?