Bidengate in which a meth head son and possible child abuser ruins your political grift

Well well. They're on the path of what the CIA's been accused of doing.

Well, the FBI aren't at the point where they buy 200,000,000 dollars worth of blow for personal use..yet.

But I guess thereabouts.

@Spartan303 Ah I got him to show up! @Guy of Z gets the dirt faster than a gossip columnist...



Uh huh sure FBI...you totally have nothing to do with this.

Also that fucking hand writing from is a from a Bureau boy? hestonpls.png
 
Well, the FBI aren't at the point where they buy 200,000,000 dollars worth of blow for personal use..yet.

But I guess thereabouts.

@Spartan303 Ah I got him to show up! @Guy of Z gets the dirt faster than a gossip columnist...



Uh huh sure FBI...you totally have nothing to do with this.

Also that fucking hand writing from is a from a Bureau boy? View attachment 296
The CIA wastes all that money on blow just to smoke it?

Possibly they're Hunter's dealer. Since they're caught doing dealings.
 
The CIA wastes all that money on blow just to smoke it?

Possibly they're Hunter's dealer. Since they're caught doing dealings.

They used to be one of the most formidable spy agencies on earth..Sometime in the 70's they sorta became the place you dump your kids that are fuck ups, if you're an upwardly mobile DC insider looking to establish a legacy.

So imagine a spy agency that can have people tortured and murdered at the drop of a hat staffed almost entirely by frat bros, soy boys and weedheads.


the rulers of our country people.

IIRC an agent got caught shooting up with Chemo and Heroine once in the 90's..

Only reason why the Medellin Cartel got fodderized was due to Pablo flirting with commies...Whereas the Cali Cartel remained apolitical and was on friendly terms with the company until the absolute potatoes starting working with the Irish mob when they were bringing IRA terrorists over to run security for their outfits.

Edit- Terry Davis glow in the dark slur was probably at least partially based off the CIA's rep for loving table snow.
 
the rulers of our country people.
Always did want to see a photo of FBI suits just sniffing all the white crack out of a male stripper for the most unexpected pictures you didn't expect to find.
They used to be one of the most formidable spy agencies on earth..Sometime in the 70's they sorta became the place you dump your kids that are fuck ups, if you're an upwardly mobile DC insider looking to establish a legacy.

So imagine a spy agency that can have people tortured and murdered at the drop of a hat staffed almost entirely by frat bros, soy boys and weedheads.




IIRC an agent got caught shooting up with Chemo and Heroine once in the 90's..

Only reason why the Medellin Cartel got fodderized was due to Pablo flirting with commies...Whereas the Cali Cartel remained apolitical and was on friendly terms with the company until the absolute potatoes starting working with the Irish mob when they were bringing IRA terrorists over to run security for their outfits.

Edit- Terry Davis glow in the dark slur was probably at least partially based off the CIA's rep for loving table snow.
The bigger the glory the bigger the fall no matter how prestigious they were. Just imagine all those cool looking groups who are the kung fu killers or stone cold operators in their snappy outfits or killcounts falling prey to vice.

Just think of Atilla the Hun and Genghis Khan the most barbaric warlord with all the skull piles smoking crack and surrounded by all the hookers while their followers begin to look at him in contempt for going soft.
 
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They used to be one of the most formidable spy agencies on earth..Sometime in the 70's they sorta became the place you dump your kids that are fuck ups, if you're an upwardly mobile DC insider looking to establish a legacy.

So imagine a spy agency that can have people tortured and murdered at the drop of a hat staffed almost entirely by frat bros, soy boys and weedheads.




IIRC an agent got caught shooting up with Chemo and Heroine once in the 90's..

Only reason why the Medellin Cartel got fodderized was due to Pablo flirting with commies...Whereas the Cali Cartel remained apolitical and was on friendly terms with the company until the absolute potatoes starting working with the Irish mob when they were bringing IRA terrorists over to run security for their outfits.

Edit- Terry Davis glow in the dark slur was probably at least partially based off the CIA's rep for loving table snow.
They still are the best.

They jjst...like thier blow while doing it.

Like the FBI not all are like that.
 
"They work hard so they party hard?"

I can get behind it, hell I can even understand it.....if 70% of their actions weren't for their own amusement and if they weren't trying to screw our democracy due a dislike of the guy who got voted in.
I think a small percentage are the last part, 50% are for their own amusement and the remaining percentage is those that actually do their job. Which is work hard AND party hard at the same time
 
i'd be a shame if he shot himself 3 times in the back of the head.

You’d think they’re able to hire professional assassins able to make deaths look like accidents, like a simple trip down the stairs or accidentally eating something they’re allergic to or dying in their sleep of an aneurysm

Oh wait, that sort of assassination I guess is mostly just fiction and harder to really accomplish
 
You’d think they’re able to hire professional assassins able to make deaths look like accidents, like a simple trip down the stairs or accidentally eating something they’re allergic to or dying in their sleep of an aneurysm

Oh wait, that sort of assassination I guess is mostly just fiction and harder to really accomplish

if it were as easy and clean as in fantasy, castro would have been a non-issue.
 
if it were as easy and clean as in fantasy, castro would have been a non-issue.

This is why individual crazy people, acting on their own and traffic jams are responsible for 90% of all political and personal assassinations, throughout history.

A conspiracy to commit murder, especially of someone important involves a lot of logistics that tends to be ignored in popular fiction. Aaaannnd tends to require silence and that requires bribes, which require the movement of money which necessitates some clever accounting, which requires additional bribes...and then there's the paper trail for the killer, where they came from, who trained them, who they're affiliated with etc etc.

Whereas some random schizo with a piece isn't hindered by such burdensome considerations.

Having someone killed is a hilariously tedious affair in real life.
 
This is why individual crazy people, acting on their own and traffic jams are responsible for 90% of all political and personal assassinations, throughout history.

A conspiracy to commit murder, especially of someone important involves a lot of logistics that tends to be ignored in popular fiction. Aaaannnd tends to require silence and that requires bribes, which require the movement of money which necessitates some clever accounting, which requires additional bribes...and then there's the paper trail for the killer, where they came from, who trained them, who they're affiliated with etc etc.

Whereas some random schizo with a piece isn't hindered by such burdensome considerations.

Having someone killed is a hilariously tedious affair in real life.
JFK must be quite a gift thanks to a delusional ex soldier.
 
JFK must be quite a gift thanks to a delusional ex soldier.

Honestly, if I was one of the people who actually plotted out and implemented (if not successfull) his assassination plot, I'd be mad as hell that all my vast resources and legions of shadowy mooks just got humiliated by one unstable loser with a gun and mediocre aim. Not to mention the millions I'd have just..watched go up in flames basically.

Part of me thinks Oswalt was killed, specifically because someone was pissed he got beaten to the punch by a nobody hestonpls.png
 
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Honestly, if I was one of the people who actually plotted out and implemented his assassination, I'd be mad as hell that all my vast resources and legions of shadowy mooks just got humiliated by one unstable loser with a gun and mediocre aim. Not to mention the millions I'd have just..watched go up in flames basically.

Part of me thinks Oswalt was killed, specifically because someone was pissed he got beaten to the punch by a nobodyView attachment 299
Maybe we'll get the next one in clown world right out of batman. A politician's family gets killed except for the son by some punk with a gun who just wanted something to steal and didn't give a shit who they were.
 

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