Anti-Evil, My New Organization.

[What's the sitch?]

I am also against evil and would like to join. I mean its right there in the name, for what purpose would you or anyone lie? People who don't join are probably klan members, nazi sympathizers or perhaps even "literally Hitler".

 

[LordsFire]

Are there fancy membership cards yet? I would also want to join the Anti-Evil movement, especially as the Brotherhood of Nod will be making an emergence in a few days.

We have had a long and glorious association with GDI since the 90's. Welcome Back, Commander.

I am also against evil and would like to join. I mean its right there in the name, for what purpose would you or anyone lie? People who don't join are probably klan members, nazi sympathizers or perhaps even "literally Hitler".

I think you underestimate the scale of our struggle. Nazism is just one form of evil. Hitler is certainly high up on our enemies list, but he isn't on the top of it.

That'd be the devil. People who oppose us are literally supporting the devil.

Hitler is perhaps a Balrog to the devil's Morgoth. I'd say Sauron, but the Nazis didn't even last two decades, so the role of Sauron is reserved for either Stalin or Mao.

 

[Hlaalu Agent]

I am also against evil and would like to join. I mean its right there in the name, for what purpose would you or anyone lie? People who don't join are probably klan members, nazi sympathizers or perhaps even "literally Hitler".

They may even be communists or forgive me for uttering these words national bolsheviks.

 

[Bear Ribs]

I need to know how much being Anti-Evil pays. I mean, obviously I'm against evil but since I happier when I have money, logically money is Good and therefore going for whatever pays more is automatically Anti-Evil.

 

[LordsFire]

I need to know how much being Anti-Evil pays. I mean, obviously I'm against evil but since I happier when I have money, logically money is Good and therefore going for whatever pays more is automatically Anti-Evil.

Virtue is its own reward.

 

[Bear Ribs]

Virtue is its own reward.

Can you describe how much of a reward in concrete terms, for instance US dollars?

Also which Virtues are more of a reward? Are all virtues created equal?

 

[LordsFire]

Can you describe how much of a reward in concrete terms, for instance US dollars?

Also which Virtues are more of a reward? Are all virtues created equal?

Virtue is 'wealth beyond measure,' thus the value of virtue is infinite.

Given the limited funds of every bank, cashing that check will prove difficult.

 

[Bear Ribs]

If I can generate infinite value by being Virtuous that should make my requests for a high level of pay extremely reasonable in comparison...

 

[Tiamat]

Are there fancy membership cards yet? I would also want to join the Anti-Evil movement, especially as the Brotherhood of Nod will be making an emergence in a few days.

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"Maniacal laughter"

Hah, GDI scum! Have none of you learned? You can't kill the MESSIAH!



The time has come for the brothers and sisters of NOD to claim this world for their own. The time has come, to crush GDI!

ONE VISION, ONE PURPOSE!
THE TECHNOLOGY OF PEACE!
PEACE THROUGH POWER!

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What the....err, apologies Commanderkai, damn NOD wackjob trolls hacked my comms again, pricks....

"Ahem"

Consider me interested in your Anti-Evil faction, as we've clearly got NOD, Antifa, Red Communists, mutant wasps and god knows what else coming out of the woodwork these days.