Anti-Evil, My New Organization.

[LordsFire]

Right ladies and gentlemen, seeing as how apparently some people accept 'the name says it all' as valid argumentation, I am now starting a new organization:

Anti-Evil.

You can shorten it to Anti-E. (Pronounced 'Auntie E.')

We are Anti-Evil. The name says it all. If anyone wants to claim what we're doing is bad in any way, we can just redirect them to the name, and then they must join us or they will clearly be marking themselves out as evil.

We oppose:

1. Evil.
2. Really nasty Evil.
3. Deceptive Evil pretending to be good.
4. Communism.
5. Post-Modernism.
6. Everything that isn't Good.

You can ask for membership at any time you want, it will be granted or not granted based entirely upon whims. I will be running it with exclusive and comprehensive authority; you may refer to me as El Presidente Magnifico.

I am now accepting membership applications.

 

[LordSunhawk]

I hereby request acknowledgement of my charter membership in this wonderful organization opposing evil! We don't oppose just some evils like other, more milquetoast organizations, we oppose all evil, even that evil over there. Anybody who doesn't want to join us in opposing evil is obviously evil, and thus we oppose them and will defeat their evil.

 

[Knowledgeispower]

Sign me up. I call dibs on exterminating uh I mean reeducating the communists

 

[Husky_Khan]

Do you have hashtags yet?

 

[LordsFire]

I hereby request acknowledgement of my charter membership in this wonderful organization opposing evil! We don't oppose just some evils like other, more milquetoast organizations, we oppose all evil, even that evil over there. Anybody who doesn't want to join us in opposing evil is obviously evil, and thus we oppose them and will defeat their evil.

You clearly have a profound understanding of this organization's subtle tenets. Welcome to the organization as a provisional member.

Sign me up. I call dibs on exterminating uh I mean reeducating the communists

I'm sorry, but there's too much work on that front to leave to one member. Your membership will be dependent upon you avoiding little verbal slips like that.

Do you have hashtags yet?

I'm sorry, but Twitter is evil. You see, I've never actually used it myself, so I don't understand it. And if I don't understand it, then clearly it must be evil.

 

[Knowledgeispower]

I'm sorry, but there's too much work on that front to leave to one member. Your membership will be dependent upon you avoiding little verbal slips like that.

Welp I guess I'll write the reeducation manuals aka how to get the communists to read history books and study economics until it stays in their brains that their dream system is a bad idea and that it has killed countless people and then stay far away from the press.

 

[7 Gold Eye Heals the Wise]

I am here to sign-up for any Anti-Evil Actions that need to be done.

 

[LordsFire]

I am here to sign-up for any Anti-Evil Actions that need to be done.

Welcome aboard. Your first assignment can be keeping an eye out for Thetan culists.

 

[7 Gold Eye Heals the Wise]

Welcome aboard. Your first assignment can be keeping an eye out for Thetan culists.

Wilco.

 

[GoldRanger]

What I'd like is if there was an Anticom (anti communist) org similar to Antifa.

 

[Duke Nukem]

What about kekistan

 

[Doomsought]

Will Anti-Evil support the Furries self identification as non human? And if so how do you plan to certify this status with game and wildlife officials during hunting season?

 

[LordsFire]

Will Anti-Evil support the Furries self identification as non human? And if so how do you plan to certify this status with game and wildlife officials during hunting season?

Anti-Evil opposes bad things happening to Furries. We don't get into the semantics of what those bad things might be, we're just against them.

What I'd like is if there was an Anticom (anti communist) org similar to Antifa.

If you'll look at item 4 of what we oppose, you'll see that Auntie E covers your needs in this regard.

 

[Duke Nukem]

What is the relationship with the ancaps?

 

[LordsFire]

What is the relationship with the ancaps?

Anarchy is clearly evil, thus Auntie E disapproves.

Minarchists can perhaps be reasonable.

 

[Senor Hortler]

I have set up the workmans camp for friendship and harmony inside the valley of really hot but not too unbearable sand guarded by guns that fire friendly bullets. Can we have your seal of approval. We only hold evil people there.

 

[LordsFire]

I have set up the workmans camp for friendship and harmony inside the valley of really hot but not too unbearable sand guarded by guns that fire friendly bullets. Can we have your seal of approval. We only hold evil people there.

Of course. Prisons are an unfortunate necessity of society within a world touched by evil.

 

[Senor Hortler]

Of course. Prisons are an unfortunate necessity of society within a world touched by evil.

Crackin

 

[commanderkai]

Are there fancy membership cards yet? I would also want to join the Anti-Evil movement, especially as the Brotherhood of Nod will be making an emergence in a few days.

 

[Guardian Box]

I am also very anti-evil.

I met an evil two weeks ago and I was very against it on instagram later.