A place for dissidents to suffer

strunkenwhite

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An old man in the USSR lines up for hours to buy meat, only to find out there's none left. He flies into a rage, screaming about how horrible and stupid communism is.

A KGB agent walks up to him and tells him to calm down, adding "don't forget what happened to people like you back in the old days" and making a "gun" shape with his hand.

The old man goes back to his apartment, empty-handed. His wife says, "they're out of meat?"

He replies, "it's worse than you think: they're out of bullets."
 

Bear Ribs

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A communist judge walks out of his chambers laughing his head off. A colleague approaches him and asks why he is laughing. "I just heard the funniest joke in the world!"

"Well, go ahead, tell me!" says the other judge.

"I can't – I just sent someone to Gulag for telling it!"
 
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