King Krávoka
An infection of Your universe.
You go on your computer, entire the forums and begin to shitpost. As you press the period button a skull virus notification flashes on the computer screen. You express you horror at this fate by shredding your vocal cords into a scream that the Cool Man comes out of. He begins to explain the situation to you:
The Cold Ones have became vicious aggressors in war against the Cool Ones, inflicting horrible casualties against both sides, and billions of dollars of collatoral damage against the rest of the world. Calculations predict that your agency is the lynchpin towards defeating the Cold Ones and preventing them from enacting their dreadsome plans for Earth.
Two Cold Ones burst through your walls, the Cool Man isn't going to take his chances with them, so he jumps out of your window with a parachute on. Seeing a retreat like this makes one of the Cold Ones hungry, so he lifts the other Cold One by the head and begins rapidly drinking him..
What do you do while this murderous creature is distracted by his act of cold-one-ibalism?
The Cold Ones have became vicious aggressors in war against the Cool Ones, inflicting horrible casualties against both sides, and billions of dollars of collatoral damage against the rest of the world. Calculations predict that your agency is the lynchpin towards defeating the Cold Ones and preventing them from enacting their dreadsome plans for Earth.
Two Cold Ones burst through your walls, the Cool Man isn't going to take his chances with them, so he jumps out of your window with a parachute on. Seeing a retreat like this makes one of the Cold Ones hungry, so he lifts the other Cold One by the head and begins rapidly drinking him..
What do you do while this murderous creature is distracted by his act of cold-one-ibalism?