Yeah, wouldn't be as sensational of a headline then.
"Juvenile crocodile registered as a emotional support animal by a man who probably knows what he's doing."
Courtesy of the Bayou Renaissance Man, I've stbled across the obituary of another Renaissance Man, a man from Slovenia who could have played the part of James Bond or Q.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-54991711
I read it. Now you guys get to read it too.
http://www.rotherhambugle.com/2016/11/07/tattoo-terror-lands-rotherham-pair-in-hospital/
More satire at the link.