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  1. Blasterbot

    Star Wars Star Wars Discussion Thread - LET THE PAST D-! Oh, wait, nevermind

    I doubt he would try for supreme chancellor. He would probably aim for head of the military with a lightsaber based veto on any policies he deems stupid. he wouldn't micro manage. he would at most set a goal of fuck slavery and don't make me come back to the capitol. he isn't particularly...
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    easy to deal with that is. throw them at a cool older brother figure and sneak off for a drink or two. Yoda has that figured out already.
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    we still don't got a vomit reaction so we gotta do it like this 🤮 alternately
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    Have you heard the tale of the wizard known as Darth Plagueis the wise?
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    Streaming services are expensive to maintain. being down on those numbers is huge. the parks numbers being down is big too. that was a consistent cash cow for the mouse and it is drying up. add in the issues with their movies like Indiana Jones or pixar movies not performing (Buzz lightyear in...
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    they aren't bringing in as much though. and D+ was a massive investment that hasn't brought in enough. movies are down. park visits are down. toy sales are down. Marvel isn't performing any more. Star wars has gone down hill. the original content hasn't done well either. one of these would be...
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    On what they would need to do to win back the fan base I think the best option would be to sit on the property for a decade or two. sell it to someone who looks at the OT and loves it for cheap. let them invest the time and effort into building it back up. you will never get the OG cast back so...
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    fair. but it is funky fresh. And for some reason the filter that makes everything look like it was shot on older analog equipment looks better to me than the actual show does for whatever reason. maybe because it takes the sterile scifi backgrounds and gives them just a bit more of a real feel...
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    Someone made something to advertise this Funky Fresh show on Disney+ jokes aside I just love how that works. gives a great vibe to it.
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    Still better than the sequels. not good by any means but still better.
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    I'm probably a weirdo in that I like form 1. I like the simplicity of it. Here is how you swing the saber without killing or maiming yourself and how to do it to the people you want to instead. Now drill till it is second nature and let the force guide you on how best to murder-blender your...
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    He does it multiple times. Key-Gon is great. 9/10 troll right there.
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    And now I'm imagining Jar Jar going clubing on Coruscant... I am laughing. He just seems like he would be silly make a fool of himself and leave a big tip at the end of the night. 8/10 not the worst guy to bring along on a night crawling through bars.
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    Exactly. every Disney Star Wars is tainted by their trilogy. give them no money or support and they will be forced to sell off their assets.
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    I love this more than I should.
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    huh neat. Kreia is every internet atheist except a bit more polite. Joshua is based AF.
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    Disney making a Lawful good doesn't mean Lawful stupid show? I doubt it.
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    The idea of Obi Wan needing to operate as a guy who needs to maintain his secrecy while still needing to handle when Tuskens get too close for comfort or if gangs start making too much trouble while occasionally needing to work with the overburdened underequipped local imperial garrison all...
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    If you made me do something with Obi wan in this era it would have been done very differently. I would have made him use a blaster and wear a mask. Seriously Jedi can be crazy when they bother with blasters. He wouldn't have done anything with Leia. That draws way too much attention to her. He...
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