I saw a similar thread to this on AH.com once and thought why not ask here.
So in 1917 The President Of Mexico Carranza is having a huge amount of trouble with the ongoing Mexican Civil War and is in the midst of a meeting with his generals and staff when the decision is made to crack out the alcohol resulting in the, becoming drunk.
On the table is the Zimmerman Telagram which Caranza was planing to discuss with his generals late in the night, and 'Oh Boy Will They!" By tomorrow the response will be delivered to the Kaiser himself along with a copy the British will conveniently intercept, it reads.
Or something of a similar note...
What Happens? 😋
So in 1917 The President Of Mexico Carranza is having a huge amount of trouble with the ongoing Mexican Civil War and is in the midst of a meeting with his generals and staff when the decision is made to crack out the alcohol resulting in the, becoming drunk.
On the table is the Zimmerman Telagram which Caranza was planing to discuss with his generals late in the night, and 'Oh Boy Will They!" By tomorrow the response will be delivered to the Kaiser himself along with a copy the British will conveniently intercept, it reads.
O kaiser, German devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of imperialist are thou, that canst not Race to the Sea with your naked ass? Hindenberg and Ludendorff shits, and your army eats. Thou shalt not, thou disappointment of royalty, make subjects of Catholic sons; we have no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, thy one-armed prick.
Thou Teutonic scullion, Bavarian wheelwright, brewer of Brunswick, goat-fucker of Saxony, swineherd of Mecklenberg-Schwerin and Mecklenberg-Strelitz, pig of Prussia, Hessian thief, catamite of the Tsar, hangman of Belgians, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, embarrassment of thine grandmother, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's ass, no man land's cur, Hunnic brow, screw thine own brothers, most of whom are deceased.
So the Mexicans declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Mexicans. Now we'll conclude, for we are enjoying democracy, and not dying liketh a buffoon in the mud what with the creatures of the farm; for this kiss our ass!
Sincerely,
President Venustiano Carranza, with the whole Mexican government
Thou Teutonic scullion, Bavarian wheelwright, brewer of Brunswick, goat-fucker of Saxony, swineherd of Mecklenberg-Schwerin and Mecklenberg-Strelitz, pig of Prussia, Hessian thief, catamite of the Tsar, hangman of Belgians, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, embarrassment of thine grandmother, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's ass, no man land's cur, Hunnic brow, screw thine own brothers, most of whom are deceased.
So the Mexicans declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Mexicans. Now we'll conclude, for we are enjoying democracy, and not dying liketh a buffoon in the mud what with the creatures of the farm; for this kiss our ass!
Sincerely,
President Venustiano Carranza, with the whole Mexican government
What Happens? 😋