Humor/Comedy Why God Died

[Winston Bush]

God died because he Didn’t pursue a great marketing campaign and relied heavily on 3rd party benefactors such as priest to spread his message instead of just directly controlling the marketing with all-knowingness would’ve probally created better marketing. Thus the people who preached his message sometimes got abusive with their clerical authority and over time culminated in a less centralised branch of the company Christianity. LLC being formed in germany thus sparking more division within the ranks.

 

[CarlManvers2019]

You’re assuming God is doing this for profit

If anything, he’s doing it to pass the time and see how people will do good regardless of this “free will” and lack of perfect knowledge and bodies that he designed to be not so different from our caveman ancestors

 

[ShieldWife]

Wait a minute, God’s book has been on the world wide best seller list for almost 2000 years, many of those years at #1. How can you say that God had a bad marketing team?

Compare that to God’s first book that he self published and relied mostly on word of mouth, burning bushes, speaking to prophets, and so on. That had only narrow regional success from a limited, though very dedicated, fan base.

Of course, with really dedicated fans, there are bound to be edition wars.

 

[Zachowon]

Wait a minute, God’s book has been on the world wide best seller list for almost 2000 years, many of those years at #1. How can you say that God had a bad marketing team?

Compare that to God’s first book that he self published and relied mostly on word of mouth, burning bushes, speaking to prophets, and so on. That had only narrow regional success from a limited, though very dedicated, fan base.

Of course, with really dedicated fans, there are bound to be edition wars.

Don't forget the spin off wars, where they may reword or take parts of it as focus.
Just the way best sellers are