Versus Match Who is the strongest person fictional character you could beat in a fist fight?

[Husky_Khan]

Damn. Didn't know you swung that way...

I'm just barking objectively. I'm not specifying any sort of orientation or anything. I could envision taking on Perdita too.

But if we were swinging that way, Jenna from Balto. Redhead appreciator. No contest. Whoever wins... I still win. 😁

 

[Agent23]

I decided to see what the hell was going on.
I mean, I despise mutts, but some people around here appear to be into bestiality...

And need to try their luck against Spike from Tom and Jerry. 😂

 

[ATP]

Joeffrey from Game of thrones.Well,maybe Tyrion,too.
Not mention Sansa ! i would beat her and eat all her lemon cakes when she must look at it !

 

[Agent23]

Joeffrey from Game of thrones.Well,maybe Tyrion,too.
Not mention Sansa ! i would beat her and eat all her lemon cakes when she must look at it !

Shame on you for thinking of punching girls and cripples.
And Tyrion, he is cool.

 

[ATP]

Shame on you for thinking of punching girls and cripples.
And Tyrion, he is cool.

But,lemoncakes.....

 

[Husky_Khan]

And need to try their luck against Spike from Tom and Jerry. 😂

Having unfortunately bore witness to the degeneracy you post, I'm pretty sure it is you who needs to try their luck with Jesus. 🙏

 

[Agent23]

But,lemoncakes.....

@ATP that is not how you ask a girl to give you her lemon cake, I mean you are a Slav, so maybe bride stealing and buying is fine in Poland, too, like os here.
But generally you need to be nice, call ker Kurva, give her Vodka, feed her Packi and ask her to watch your prowless in chasing and harassing big hairy wet beavers.

 

[Free-Stater 101]

Joeffrey from Game of thrones.Well,maybe Tyrion,too.
Not mention Sansa ! i would beat her and eat all her lemon cakes when she must look at it !

I am surprised you didn't mention Visery's Dany's brother ain't a cripple but based on performances I have no cause to feel particularly impressed.

 

[Agent23]

I am surprised you didn't mention Visery's Dany's brother ain't a cripple but based on performances I have no cause to feel particularly impressed.

Khal Drogo did to him worse than whatever you or I could do IMHO.

 

[S'task]

Nobody's mentioned Raistlin from Dragonlance yet? Dude was super sickly, glass jawed, so easy to take in a fist fight, but was also canonically one of the most power Wizards in the DnD multiverse...

 

[IndyFront]

I feel like I could maybe take on Kevin Wendell Crumb. He's a bigger dude but its usually the smaller/skinnier guys I've had a problem with ironically enough

 

[Agent23]

I think most hobbits are fair game, no?

Unlike dwarves, they lack increased physical strength.

Also, the HP main characters, prior to learning magic.

 

[ATP]

I am surprised you didn't mention Visery's Dany's brother ain't a cripple but based on performances I have no cause to feel particularly impressed.

You have a point - but,:
1.He do not own lemon cakes
2.

Khal Drogo did to him worse than whatever you or I could do IMHO.

That.I leave him to Drogo.

 

[The Whispering Monk]

I was thinking about this...and my answer is Achilles.

 

[ATP]

I was thinking about this...and my answer is Achilles.

Achilles heel.Or,the tendon of Achilles.You are man of culture !
But - he do not had lemon cakes,too....

 

[IndyFront]

I'd also like to throw in Ellen Ripley. She's a badass who has taken on far stronger opponents than I, but I could technically beat her in a fistfight...

 

[ThatZenoGuy]

I'd also like to throw in Ellen Ripley. She's a badass who has taken on far stronger opponents than I, but I could technically beat her in a fistfight...

That depends on if it's Alien/Aliens/Alien3 Ripley or Alien 4 mutant Ripley though.

 

[Agent23]

That depends on if it's Alien/Aliens/Alien3 Ripley or Alien 4 mutant Ripley though.

But in all cases she has feminazi stronk and indipending waminz girlboss powers.

 

[S'task]

But in all cases she has feminazi stronk and indipending waminz girlboss powers.

Have you actually SEEN the Aliens movies?

Because what you're saying and what happens in those movies are two very different things...

 

[Agent23]

Have you actually SEEN the Aliens movies?

Because what you're saying and what happens in those movies are two very different things...

It is humor.

And yeah, I remember she was kinda scrawny and had to use a mech and an airlock to deal with the Xenomorph.

But by modern day logic she has to be able to beat up the Hulk.

Also, Weadon or however that dweeb's name was spelled that did Buffy made her into muh Girlboss in A3.

And TBH, I never say the Alien franchise as that good, but Prometheus has made me completely disinterested.

Predator was a hell of a lot cooler.