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The Horde goes off to establish a colony Beyond-The-Wall, sure it’s really cold but contrary to the tv show it has a surprising amount of life

Unlike, Robert E Howard’s story of Beyond The Black River, the Wildlings never become a threat to the Horde colonists

Wildling Barbarism must now deal with the existence of “Civilization” encroaching their lands after the Others are easily dealt with

Would probably result in lots of Wildlings trying to raid Horde settlements for resources and women, because they like dem Blood Elf women, only to be horribly slaughtered repeatedly

Also, the Haunted Forest becomes no more and the wildling tribes living there get very desperate
More likely, I'd say, is that the same sorts of horde-folk that were raiding other sovereign nations for wood wouldnt even bother sailing so far north to set up lumber camps, but if they did, I dont think that the Wildlings would make the mistake of attacking them to the point of exhaustion. Wildlings have encountered groups technologically (Westerosi) and physically (Giants) supierior to themselves, and while they do war they don't do so to the point of extinction. Ultimately a northern venture by Horde loggers would probably only involve the occasional, probably unsuccessful, raid by wildlings on a small scale, and the obvious reciprocal violence that would entail. An outpost further south might lead to more serious responses, theoretically a kind of colonial south-africa situation, but I just dont know that theres any serious will for a major colonial effort by the Horde. While even a small number of Orcs or whatever could effectively stymie many times their number in Westerosi, lack of support by the Horde proper and the difficulties of shipping might see it as just a not very profitable venture outside of the small scale.
 
More likely, I'd say, is that the same sorts of horde-folk that were raiding other sovereign nations for wood wouldnt even bother sailing so far north to set up lumber camps, but if they did, I dont think that the Wildlings would make the mistake of attacking them to the point of exhaustion. Wildlings have encountered groups technologically (Westerosi) and physically (Giants) supierior to themselves, and while they do war they don't do so to the point of extinction. Ultimately a northern venture by Horde loggers would probably only involve the occasional, probably unsuccessful, raid by wildlings on a small scale, and the obvious reciprocal violence that would entail. An outpost further south might lead to more serious responses, theoretically a kind of colonial south-africa situation, but I just dont know that theres any serious will for a major colonial effort by the Horde. While even a small number of Orcs or whatever could effectively stymie many times their number in Westerosi, lack of support by the Horde proper and the difficulties of shipping might see it as just a not very profitable venture outside of the small scale.

If somehow, the Horde got the idea to make a larger settlement or more bases or colonies over there

With the willingness to fight and massacre the Northerners & Night’s Watch

How would both Wildlings and the latter two adapt to the Horde?

Ned probably can’t do any of the negotiations between houses when it comes to politics with the Horde....no marriage
 
If somehow, the Horde got the idea to make a larger settlement or more bases or colonies over there
With the willingness to fight and massacre the Northerners & Night’s Watch
How would both Wildlings and the latter two adapt to the Horde?
Ned probably can’t do any of the negotiations between houses when it comes to politics with the Horde....no marriage
You are dramatically overstating the marriage thing, enough. The houses of Westeros are capable of diplomacy, at least outside of that one idea.

If the Horde wanted to support a colonial effort north of the wall, They'd probably be able to do so without seriously changing what happens north of the wall. There would be occasional reciprocal violence between them and the Wildlings, and occasional reciprocal piracy between them and the iron islanders. They could actually rule the wildlings fairly easily, though I don't know if there is a desire for such a thing. The White Walkers might present some difficulty, individual civilian orcs are not so strong that a million zombies cannot hurt them, to say nothing of Arthas being drawn into the wake of the Long Night, which as I said earlier is certainly possible.

Further south, if you had a horde-supported colony, you'd probably get a situation more similar to african colonial conflicts building up, the Horde would pummel the shit out of any standing army in westeros with even a token force, but you'd also probably have costly engagements running the other direction (see the Zulu war, where unarmored spearmen won a battle against a large force of rifles one day, then lost a 10-1 battle against a smattering of men the next).

Westerosi Privateering could probably be more costly for the Horde than infantry conflicts, but in general a Horde colonial effort would be an endlessly open wound in the power base of the Westerlands or the Reach, if they set up shop there, and at least an endless obstruction to the north or Riverlands, if they set up shop there.
 
Westerosi Privateering could probably be more costly for the Horde than infantry conflicts, but in general a Horde colonial effort would be an endlessly open wound in the power base of the Westerlands or the Reach, if they set up shop there, and at least an endless obstruction to the north or Riverlands, if they set up shop there.

If trade were allowed, what would they each deem “okay” to trade? No gunpowder for Westerosi, just in case
 
Anything and everything, trade would be entirely unrestricted.

I think the Westerosi will almost always be amazed by how HUGE or how much more significant muscle mass races like the Orcs and Tauren for example would have compared to them on average

Unfortunately though there probably aren’t any Horde Brothels, I think on Planetosi instinct they would want to sack the place after seeing Blood Elf women or something
 
I think the Westerosi will almost always be amazed by how HUGE or how much more significant muscle mass races like the Orcs and Tauren for example would have compared to them on average
Like I said, it'd be like entire races of Gregor Cleganes or giants from the north. They'd treat them with fear and awe in person, but they would have context for such things existing.

Unfortunately though there probably aren’t any Horde Brothels, I think on Planetosi instinct they would want to sack the place after seeing Blood Elf women or something
I would be shocked if there weren't Brothels in Kalimdor. That would beggar belief to the extreme.
 

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