Ubisoft Teaming Up With British Police to Combat Toxicity Online!

[Husky_Khan]

Don't worry lads, the coppers are here to make sure your dabbling in online gaming is free of tasteless rape jokes and simulated sodomy.

Police will work alongside staff at Ubisoft's Customer Relationship Centre in Newcastle to tackle the allegedly 'toxic' culture that has developed around online gaming.

Under the initiative, specialist officers will share their 'knowledge and expertise on harmful online interactions' with the 200-strong Ubisoft team. There is also an agreement in place to allow Ubisoft staff to fast-track 'serious reports' of toxic interactions to the police.

I wish I knew what any of these words means... also the idea that Britain has 'specialist officers' who possess knowledge and expertise in harmful online interactions is both punny and sad. One would've assumed Ubisoft would've had more specialty in experiencing online toxicity but then again I guess they're not Activision or EA.

Now the speech police are coming for gamers

Games developer Ubisoft is partnering with the police to try to sanitise the world of online gaming.

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[Jormungandr]

...Jesus fucking Christ do I feel ashamed to be English, right now.

As a gamer since the cradle, I say "fuck you, you nancy boy cunts" to Ubisoft and the morons in the Met supporting this.

I'm a "toxic gamer", after all.

 

[Scooby Doo]

Jormungandr right about now: