Yeah he's not a great writer but when book stores existed and the internet was strange.
For me it was a used Bondi blue apple from 1999 (it was 2002)
I hadn't found online much, but now it's not that great.
But I thought, it could be better.
I found a halo one abandoned that was KICK ASS, but it was dead.
Basically they turned around but were trying to decide a diplomatic approach, the colonization fleet was still in orbit, when the Forward Until Dawn shows up, half of it.
They advanced quickly shenanigans.
They tow it into orbit, access the computer wake him up, actually rush with a lot of help from Cortana the Earth, when the Covenant shows up.
Kills their Emperor but gets shot down because they aren't idiots and have planetary and orbital defenses. For meteorites but it works, they get half of the planet glassed.
About half of it isn't but really damaged, they wake up the colonist and prepare for the Covenant to come back, with Cortana really speeding them up because you know now they actually get it.
That was cool, and I can't find it.
Well then there's one where they show up in 1991.
And invade.
I don't think they would so.
Presenting a poorly outlined idea.
So they go, send a message when they get to Mars home.
These people are definitely advanced, but we can live in space.
And we are orbiting a cold miserable rock with a thin atmosphere, and low gravity.
But it's free.
Then notice they don't live much in those desert areas, we could buy them.
Look what they don't have, you know starships, hydrogen fuel.
Oh look they're not united, what, they're fighting over oil, and dumping it right off one of our most habitable places.
So they actually take time to learn a little bit about us.
And just say, these areas you have we want here.
You're not gonna miss these states that can't govern themselves too well, we don't want all of it.
And you, (Australia we will imminent domain those areas you don't live in but we will leave say the southern part the coastal east to you, and pay for your losses.
You can't refuse because we control orbit, but we have hit a snag and our colonization fleet is right behind us.
We hit a spacial anomaly, to that big country falling apart.
Were gonna govern you too till you can govern yourselves.
And you, with the little bit of desert we want.
We will help you claim that hat up there, for some reason you've not taken that's got all those nice rivers even help you make your deserts bloom.
We have amazing irrigation, we also have some plants animals that thrive in that.
So, George Bush, sells out the world.
Not all of it, but when Canada actually does protest.
They actually are invaded.
It sounds ridiculous doesn't it.
But I'm still typing
For me it was a used Bondi blue apple from 1999 (it was 2002)
I hadn't found online much, but now it's not that great.
But I thought, it could be better.
I found a halo one abandoned that was KICK ASS, but it was dead.
Basically they turned around but were trying to decide a diplomatic approach, the colonization fleet was still in orbit, when the Forward Until Dawn shows up, half of it.
They advanced quickly shenanigans.
They tow it into orbit, access the computer wake him up, actually rush with a lot of help from Cortana the Earth, when the Covenant shows up.
Kills their Emperor but gets shot down because they aren't idiots and have planetary and orbital defenses. For meteorites but it works, they get half of the planet glassed.
About half of it isn't but really damaged, they wake up the colonist and prepare for the Covenant to come back, with Cortana really speeding them up because you know now they actually get it.
That was cool, and I can't find it.
Well then there's one where they show up in 1991.
And invade.
I don't think they would so.
Presenting a poorly outlined idea.
So they go, send a message when they get to Mars home.
These people are definitely advanced, but we can live in space.
And we are orbiting a cold miserable rock with a thin atmosphere, and low gravity.
But it's free.
Then notice they don't live much in those desert areas, we could buy them.
Look what they don't have, you know starships, hydrogen fuel.
Oh look they're not united, what, they're fighting over oil, and dumping it right off one of our most habitable places.
So they actually take time to learn a little bit about us.
And just say, these areas you have we want here.
You're not gonna miss these states that can't govern themselves too well, we don't want all of it.
And you, (Australia we will imminent domain those areas you don't live in but we will leave say the southern part the coastal east to you, and pay for your losses.
You can't refuse because we control orbit, but we have hit a snag and our colonization fleet is right behind us.
We hit a spacial anomaly, to that big country falling apart.
Were gonna govern you too till you can govern yourselves.
And you, with the little bit of desert we want.
We will help you claim that hat up there, for some reason you've not taken that's got all those nice rivers even help you make your deserts bloom.
We have amazing irrigation, we also have some plants animals that thrive in that.
So, George Bush, sells out the world.
Not all of it, but when Canada actually does protest.
They actually are invaded.
It sounds ridiculous doesn't it.
But I'm still typing