Today is my Birthday......... And AARP is sending me stuff.

[Sailor.X]

Yep today is my 48th Birthday. And yes I claim every year. So far today is awesome and I will get in some good gaming and head out on the town later. Hope everyone is well. But AARP is still stalking me lol.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Happy birthday

 

[Hlaalu Agent]

Happy Birthday, my friend/person I am partial to.

 

[Lanmandragon]

Happy birthday old man. Lol

 

[Fleiur]

Happy Birthday! 🎉

 

[Knowledgeispower]

Happy belated Birthday may you live long and prosper for the rest of your life

 

[gral]

Happy(belated) Birthday.

What is AARP, other than an onomatopoeia of a belch?

 

[Abhorsen]

Happy Birthday!

 

[MrBirthday]

What is AARP, other than an onomatopoeia of a belch?

An elderly-focused special interests group. Somewhat biased in favor of Democrats politically. (They don't admit that bit publicly.)

Edit: And of course Happy Birthday, @Sailor.X.

 

[Deleted member]

Yep today is my 48th Birthday. And yes I claim every year. So far today is awesome and I will get in some good gaming and head out on the town later. Hope everyone is well. But AARP is still stalking me lol.

They’re coming for you! They’ve already got you a deal on a retirement home in Florida! Run while there’s still time...

 

[Deleted member 88]

Happy belated birthday! Fellow child of May!

 

[Duke Nukem]

How does middle age feel?

 

[Sailor.X]

Happy(belated) Birthday.

What is AARP, other than an onomatopoeia of a belch?

A secret group of elderly Ninjas that are trying to assimilate people my age into their collective. They are worst than the Borg!!!

They’re coming for you! They’ve already got you a deal on a retirement home in Florida! Run while there’s still time...

"Sees them sneaking up on me"

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Jumps in my car and burns rubber in away from them.

Happy belated birthday! Fellow child of May!

Are you are Taurus or Gemini? Either way Happy upcoming birthday to you as well.

How does middle age feel?

It feels pretty damn good. Only with less energy lol. And for some reason all the young cats are calling me Pops.

 

[Deleted member 88]

Are you are Taurus or Gemini? Either way Happy upcoming birthday to you as well.

Taurus? But maybe that’s just this year. I never understood what the zodiac meant.

Anyway, my birthday is on the 20th.

 

[Sailor.X]

Taurus? But maybe that’s just this year. I never understood what the zodiac meant.

Anyway, my birthday is on the 20th.

Kool Happy Pre Birthday. And you are a Gemini.

 

[Deleted member]

I'm also a May Taurus, though I won't say exactly what day. Have to have some secrets you know.

 

[Deleted member 88]

May is a special month. Not just because it’s my birth month.

It has a sense of being the widest smile of spring and the gentle caress of summer. Not too damp or demure like April, and not too hot or strenuous like June.

 

[Urabrask Revealed]

Damnit, I missed this. Happy birthday, and may you live a long life.

 

[Cherico]

Join them the ARRP can be a real help.

 

[Chaos Marine]

Belated happy birthday!