What If? The ROB drops you in Tamriel

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In this scenario the ROB being bored decides to send his favorite pet to Tamriel. But to not be a complete dick for uprooting your life he gives you a choice of 3 universes to get your character class from.

Star Wars:

Jedi Master:
You are a skilled Jedi as skilled and powerful as Mace Windu. You get a Lightsaber. Jedi Robes and an Astromech droid
Sith Lord: You are a powerful Sith Lord. As strong as Darth Revan. You get a Double Bladed Lighsaber, Sith Robes and a HK-50 Assassin Droid
Mandalorian: You are a skilled Mandalorian Warrior as tough as Canderous Odo. You get a full suit of Beskar Armor, Blaster Rifle, Jetpack, Whistling Birds, Vibro Knife and a IG-11 Droid

Star Trek:
Starfleet MACO:
You are an Elite Starfleet Commando: You get a Phaser Rifle, Battle Fatigues, Tricorder and personal Cloaking Device
Section 31: You are a member of the shadowy organization. You get a Phaser pistol, Tricorder and Personal Transporter
Science Officer: You are a skilled science officers as talented as Spock. You can make advanced devices out of practically nothing. You get a standard TOS era Science Uniform, A tricorder, Field tools and a Phaser pistol.

Halo:
Spartan 3:
You are one of the Elite Spartans. You get a Spartan Armor, Spartan Laser, Battle Pistol, Frag Grenades and Cloaking device
ODST: You are the other Special Forces guys in the UNSC Military. You get the Battle Rifle, Battle Pistol, Frag Grenades and a deployable shield
Marine: You are a rank and file Jarhead. You get the Battle Rifle, Batte Pistol, Frag Grenades, A Warthog and 2 other Marines to back you up.

Whatever character class you choose you will have the knowledge and skill to do it effectively. You also get to choose which era you want arrive in.

Elder Scrolls Online Era
DaggerFall
Morrowind
Oblivion
Skyrim

Whatever era you choose you are not the main protagonist. You are a new variable that his shown up in the world. You will appear outside the town near where the main protagonist arrives. You will know the various languages and be able to read do the basic skills in Tamriel. Since you are not a Native to Tamriel and don't have their potential for magic. The ROB gives you 20 special coins. Each Coin can be used to Enchant any piece of gear with any of the various spells that can be found in Tamriel. The effect will be 100 percent. And the coins will disappear on use. You will also be given 2,000 gold coins to start you off so you won't be broke. What era will you choose and what will you do?

Special Note: Whatever Era you choose you will have a cache of supplies to allow you to restock on needed items. The Cache will appear in your home base of operation every month you are in Tamriel.

As for myself I choose Jedi Master. I will use the coins to enchant my Robes with Sanctuary, My Lightsaber with Disnergrate Armor, And my Astromech with Restoration so it can heal me if I am hurt. I choose Morrowind and will set about ridding the island of those damn Cliff Racers. And Also tag along with the Neravarine to back him up.
 
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In this scenario the ROB being bored decides to send his favorite pet to Tamriel. But to not be a complete dick for uprooting your life he gives you a choice of 3 universes to get your character class from.

Star Wars:

Jedi Master:
You are a skilled Jedi as skilled and powerful as Mace Windu. You get a Lightsaber. Jedi Robes and an Astromech droid
Sith Lord: You are a powerful Sith Lord. As strong as Darth Revan. You get a Double Bladed Lighsaber, Sith Robes and a HK-50 Assassin Droid
Mandalorian: You are a skilled Mandalorian Warrior as tough as Canderous Odo. You get a full suit of Beskar Armor, Blaster Rifle, Jetpack, Whistling Birds, Vibro Knife and a IG-11 Droid

Star Trek:
Starfleet MACO:
You are an Elite Starfleet Commando: You get a Phaser Rifle, Battle Fatigues, Tricorder and personal Cloaking Device
Section 31: You are a member of the shadowy organization. You get a Phaser pistol, Tricorder and Personal Transporter
Science Officer: You are a skilled science officers as talented as Spock. You can make advanced devices out of practically nothing. You get a standard TOS era Science Uniform, A tricorder, Field tools and a Phaser pistol.

Halo:
Spartan 3:
You are one of the Elite Spartans. You get a Spartan Armor, Spartan Laser, Battle Pistol, Frag Grenades and Cloaking device
ODST: You are the other Special Forces guys in the UNSC Military. You get the Battle Rifle, Battle Pistol, Frag Grenades and a deployable shield
Marine: You are a rank and file Jarhead. You get the Battle Rifle, Batte Pistol, Frag Grenades, A Warthog and 2 other Marines to back you up.

Whatever character class you choose you will have the knowledge and skill to do it effectively. You also get to choose which era you want arrive in.

Elder Scrolls Online Era
DaggerFall
Morrowind
Oblivion
Skyrim

Whatever era you choose you are not the main protagonist. You are a new variable that his shown up in the world. You will appear outside the town near where the main protagonist arrives. You will know the various languages and be able to read do the basic skills in Tamriel. Since you are not a Native to Tamriel and don't have their potential for magic. The ROB gives you 20 special coins. Each Coin can be used to Enchant any piece of gear with any of the various spells that can be found in Tamriel. The effect will be 100 percent. And the coins will disappear on use. You will also be given 2,000 gold coins to start you off so you won't be broke. What era will you choose and what will you do?

Special Note: Whatever Era you choose you will have a cache of supplies to allow you to restock on needed items. The Cache will appear in your home base of operation every month you are in Tamriel.

As for myself I choose Jedi Master. I will use the coins to enchant my Robes with Sanctuary, My Lightsaber with Disnergrate Armor, And my Astromech with Restoration so it can heal me if I am hurt. I choose Morrowind and will set about ridding the island of those damn Cliff Racers. And Also tag along with the Neravarine to back him up.
Since when ROB is not dick? it should be choice of:
1.Soviet consprict from 1942 with Mosin rifle
2.Postsoviet mobik with rusted AK47 from 2022.
3.Paraguay dude from 1869 war with spear,but you have 10 friends,half with musket ! One even rifled !

Now,what would you choose ? ;)
 
In this scenario the ROB being bored decides to send his favorite pet to Tamriel. But to not be a complete dick for uprooting your life he gives you a choice of 3 universes to get your character class from.

Star Wars:

Jedi Master:
You are a skilled Jedi as skilled and powerful as Mace Windu. You get a Lightsaber. Jedi Robes and an Astromech droid
Sith Lord: You are a powerful Sith Lord. As strong as Darth Revan. You get a Double Bladed Lighsaber, Sith Robes and a HK-50 Assassin Droid
Mandalorian: You are a skilled Mandalorian Warrior as tough as Canderous Odo. You get a full suit of Beskar Armor, Blaster Rifle, Jetpack, Whistling Birds, Vibro Knife and a IG-11 Droid

Star Trek:
Starfleet MACO:
You are an Elite Starfleet Commando: You get a Phaser Rifle, Battle Fatigues, Tricorder and personal Cloaking Device
Section 31: You are a member of the shadowy organization. You get a Phaser pistol, Tricorder and Personal Transporter
Science Officer: You are a skilled science officers as talented as Spock. You can make advanced devices out of practically nothing. You get a standard TOS era Science Uniform, A tricorder, Field tools and a Phaser pistol.

Halo:
Spartan 3:
You are one of the Elite Spartans. You get a Spartan Armor, Spartan Laser, Battle Pistol, Frag Grenades and Cloaking device
ODST: You are the other Special Forces guys in the UNSC Military. You get the Battle Rifle, Battle Pistol, Frag Grenades and a deployable shield
Marine: You are a rank and file Jarhead. You get the Battle Rifle, Batte Pistol, Frag Grenades, A Warthog and 2 other Marines to back you up.

Whatever character class you choose you will have the knowledge and skill to do it effectively. You also get to choose which era you want arrive in.

Elder Scrolls Online Era
DaggerFall
Morrowind
Oblivion
Skyrim

Whatever era you choose you are not the main protagonist. You are a new variable that his shown up in the world. You will appear outside the town near where the main protagonist arrives. You will know the various languages and be able to read do the basic skills in Tamriel. Since you are not a Native to Tamriel and don't have their potential for magic. The ROB gives you 20 special coins. Each Coin can be used to Enchant any piece of gear with any of the various spells that can be found in Tamriel. The effect will be 100 percent. And the coins will disappear on use. You will also be given 2,000 gold coins to start you off so you won't be broke. What era will you choose and what will you do?

Special Note: Whatever Era you choose you will have a cache of supplies to allow you to restock on needed items. The Cache will appear in your home base of operation every month you are in Tamriel.

As for myself I choose Jedi Master. I will use the coins to enchant my Robes with Sanctuary, My Lightsaber with Disnergrate Armor, And my Astromech with Restoration so it can heal me if I am hurt. I choose Morrowind and will set about ridding the island of those damn Cliff Racers. And Also tag along with the Neravarine to back him up.
Since you do not get ammo or spare parts,and it is impossible to made them there - Choose Jedi or Sith.
Their powers,and lightsabers,would work till they die .
In case of lightsabers,longer.
 
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Since you do not get ammo or spare parts,and it is impossible to made them there - Choose Jedi or Sith.
Their powers,and lightsabers,would work till they die .
In case of lightsabers,longer.


Now,ROB choice for you when he is dick,but have some mercy:

1.KGBstan mobik from 2023 - you have good helmet,body armour,AK74,grenades.One Sniper with Diegtriarow semi-automatic snipe rifle is with you


And Truck with HMG ,and 10 other mobiks which are your subordinates with helmets,one PKM,one RPG7,and 8 rusty AK 47,grenades,too.
Truck is full of ammo and spare parts.

2.Soviet sergeant from 1942 with semi-automatic rifle,helmet,and grenades.Sniper with mosin is with you.You get Jeep with HMG for you and sniper/with driver/
20 conspricts -
2-10 squads,each have corporal with PPSZ,one LMG,rest Mosins and grenades.
Two trucks with HMG,each full with ammo and spare parts.


3.!869 Paraguay capitan - you have horse,Spencer rifle,two revolvers,saber /Toledan steel/,lance

1-10 calvary - lances,sabers,carbines, corporal have revolver.

2-50- infrantry - sergeant with rifled musket,one squad had old muskets,other - spears.

Your harem - 3 athletic girls on good horses with sabers and revolvers,they knew how use them.

5 wagons with ammo

one 6-pound gun with crew and 2 wagons of ammo.

If you choose Paraguay dude,you could start mass producing ammo and muskets !


Maybe Mosins and AK47 ,if you choose soviets.
You get monthly caches that contain things you need for you character class. Aka you get spare ammo. And please leave all the real world stuff out. If you want to have that stuff make a new thread and not hijack mine
 
You get monthly caches that contain things you need for you character class. Aka you get spare ammo. And please leave all the real world stuff out. If you want to have that stuff make a new thread and not hijack mine
Then i would choose Spartan.Force is nice,but good armour is better.
And sorry for derailing.
I would follow your advice.
 
I'm sorely tempted by the Starfleet Science officer simply because I can make all sorts of stuff to rival any magic I run across. That, and I love learning new stuff. To have that kinda knowledge is cool!

Still would take the Jedi though. The FORCE is incredibly useful as a tool on many levels. Besides, who doesn't want there own R2!? Well, that AND A FREEKIN' LIGHTSABER!!!

Ahem...I'm better now.

Sith...sweet powers and a cool assassin droid. Nice...just not me.
As for the HALO'verse...there's no other choice than a Spartan, but still not as cool as a Jedi.

As for when in the Online Elder Scrolls...I'd go Daggerfall, because I really don't have much knowledge of the 'verse, and that would give me the best chance to learn and influence the 'verse.
 
I'm sorely tempted by the Starfleet Science officer simply because I can make all sorts of stuff to rival any magic I run across. That, and I love learning new stuff. To have that kinda knowledge is cool!

Still would take the Jedi though. The FORCE is incredibly useful as a tool on many levels. Besides, who doesn't want there own R2!? Well, that AND A FREEKIN' LIGHTSABER!!!

Ahem...I'm better now.

Sith...sweet powers and a cool assassin droid. Nice...just not me.
As for the HALO'verse...there's no other choice than a Spartan, but still not as cool as a Jedi.

As for when in the Online Elder Scrolls...I'd go Daggerfall, because I really don't have much knowledge of the 'verse, and that would give me the best chance to learn and influence the 'verse.
With the coins you can put many different types of enchantments on your gear.
 
Science Officer: You are a skilled science officers as talented as Spock. You can make advanced devices out of practically nothing. You get a standard TOS era Science Uniform, A tricorder, Field tools and a Phaser pistol.
best choice. especially the hax: You can make advanced devices out of practically nothing.
could mean that replicators and exocomps are doable with less than a decade of buildup.

Become quest giver to protagonist and others. Send them to fetch needed stuff for tech uplift. Hire mages for magic shenanigans.
Enchant one durable item with area of effect heal / regeneration.
Speechcraft/ personality enhancing enchantments would be another possibility.
Multiple things worn with +100 charisma buffs would simplify many recruitment and convincing attempts.
Yes, overall, leveraging cooperation without bloodshed is faster and more productive long term.

In skyrim, moving to winterhold and or or joining /taking over necromancer bases and underling mages should be doable.

Game limitations are no longer a thing, why kill everyone when there are ways to convince them to help you?


Just because starting primary meatsack is restricted from using magic, it does not prevent convincing or hiring others, eventual clones/ golems /robots.
Build up droids/ golems / robots as soon as possible to tech up.

Accurate maps and weather reporting should be easy to set up small income.
Translating books for winterhold might be worthwhile.
books... resist urge to deploy many scanning drones into Hermaeus Mora's Apocrypha library /hoard. Fail will check, but prepare. Might be possible to join forces with Miraak or use hax charisma to negotiate with Mora.

In skyrim, the possibility of the space sphere and extracting aperature data out of it would be super. Early portal game wall portal gates could be leveraged into super logistics and power generation.

Dawnguard: personal castle get after purging acceptable targets. With a a true home base that is not within any hold jurisdiction, trade and other things might get easier.

Slowly clean up blackreach and turn on some old machines and build new stuff. The elevators are all connected in game. Build train network. Go full factorio down there out of sight of most.

Steal the Eye of Magnus asap. Might be usable as power source. Fusion or large scale geothermal might be better. At least it would butterfly away the complications that the winterhold quest line would result in when not restricted to game limitations.

Every now and then, chillax with Paarthurnax . Maybe make some kind of droid that he can pilot remotely to observe, learn, and contribute. He'd probably get a kick out of it.
If anyone suggests killin parth, have someone cast silence at em for a day.

Space!!!!!
Yes Spacy, we will go to space.
 
best choice. especially the hax: You can make advanced devices out of practically nothing.
could mean that replicators and exocomps are doable with less than a decade of buildup.

Become quest giver to protagonist and others. Send them to fetch needed stuff for tech uplift. Hire mages for magic shenanigans.
Enchant one durable item with area of effect heal / regeneration.
Speechcraft/ personality enhancing enchantments would be another possibility.
Multiple things worn with +100 charisma buffs would simplify many recruitment and convincing attempts.
Yes, overall, leveraging cooperation without bloodshed is faster and more productive long term.

In skyrim, moving to winterhold and or or joining /taking over necromancer bases and underling mages should be doable.

Game limitations are no longer a thing, why kill everyone when there are ways to convince them to help you?


Just because starting primary meatsack is restricted from using magic, it does not prevent convincing or hiring others, eventual clones/ golems /robots.
Build up droids/ golems / robots as soon as possible to tech up.

Accurate maps and weather reporting should be easy to set up small income.
Translating books for winterhold might be worthwhile.
books... resist urge to deploy many scanning drones into Hermaeus Mora's Apocrypha library /hoard. Fail will check, but prepare. Might be possible to join forces with Miraak or use hax charisma to negotiate with Mora.

In skyrim, the possibility of the space sphere and extracting aperature data out of it would be super. Early portal game wall portal gates could be leveraged into super logistics and power generation.

Dawnguard: personal castle get after purging acceptable targets. With a a true home base that is not within any hold jurisdiction, trade and other things might get easier.

Slowly clean up blackreach and turn on some old machines and build new stuff. The elevators are all connected in game. Build train network. Go full factorio down there out of sight of most.

Steal the Eye of Magnus asap. Might be usable as power source. Fusion or large scale geothermal might be better. At least it would butterfly away the complications that the winterhold quest line would result in when not restricted to game limitations.

Every now and then, chillax with Paarthurnax . Maybe make some kind of droid that he can pilot remotely to observe, learn, and contribute. He'd probably get a kick out of it.
If anyone suggests killin parth, have someone cast silence at em for a day.

Space!!!!!
Yes Spacy, we will go to space.
You forgot the most important thing. Trolling the Thalmor. :p
 
You forgot the most important thing. Trolling the Thalmor. :p
Just the Thalmor? Oh no. Everyone will be trolled. Some far more than others, but nobody will be spared a bit of confusion in the uplift.

Zaniness like:
using universal translators to recruit Giants into baseball teams that when buffed can launch things into orbit
Giants singing. Greybeards 'dovakin' summon has nothing on the lungs of a giant trio singing Valhala calling me.
exploiting temporal shenanigans and lack of temporal affairs, Daniels.
Holoemmiters depicting fictional characters . Deployed to do quests.
Cheese contests with sheo.
Swarm cloaked Support Drones that dive into unauthorized dragons throats every time they try to shout. Hiccups from hell. Should be able to delay Alduin's plans for a while.
Stealing from thieves guild.
Catnip and laser pointers for for Khajiit.
Daedra trolling by randomly making oblivion cutesy one area at a time.

Thalmor themselves?
Unleash shivering Iles madness, twilight zone level shenanigans
Holographic 'Vulcan' first contact. 'Vulcans' unimpressed and not amused. Y'all call yerselves worthy of pointy ears? ba. Humbug ya illogical primitives.
Use hax charisma buffs to convince Sanguine to party with the Thalmor leadership and leave them alone to figure out what the flip they all did while drunk.

All this is lower priority than tech tree climb, but might get variation to happen.
 
best choice. especially the hax: You can make advanced devices out of practically nothing.
could mean that replicators and exocomps are doable with less than a decade of buildup.

Become quest giver to protagonist and others. Send them to fetch needed stuff for tech uplift. Hire mages for magic shenanigans.
Enchant one durable item with area of effect heal / regeneration.
Speechcraft/ personality enhancing enchantments would be another possibility.
Multiple things worn with +100 charisma buffs would simplify many recruitment and convincing attempts.
Yes, overall, leveraging cooperation without bloodshed is faster and more productive long term.

In skyrim, moving to winterhold and or or joining /taking over necromancer bases and underling mages should be doable.

Game limitations are no longer a thing, why kill everyone when there are ways to convince them to help you?


Just because starting primary meatsack is restricted from using magic, it does not prevent convincing or hiring others, eventual clones/ golems /robots.
Build up droids/ golems / robots as soon as possible to tech up.

Accurate maps and weather reporting should be easy to set up small income.
Translating books for winterhold might be worthwhile.
books... resist urge to deploy many scanning drones into Hermaeus Mora's Apocrypha library /hoard. Fail will check, but prepare. Might be possible to join forces with Miraak or use hax charisma to negotiate with Mora.

In skyrim, the possibility of the space sphere and extracting aperature data out of it would be super. Early portal game wall portal gates could be leveraged into super logistics and power generation.

Dawnguard: personal castle get after purging acceptable targets. With a a true home base that is not within any hold jurisdiction, trade and other things might get easier.

Slowly clean up blackreach and turn on some old machines and build new stuff. The elevators are all connected in game. Build train network. Go full factorio down there out of sight of most.

Steal the Eye of Magnus asap. Might be usable as power source. Fusion or large scale geothermal might be better. At least it would butterfly away the complications that the winterhold quest line would result in when not restricted to game limitations.

Every now and then, chillax with Paarthurnax . Maybe make some kind of droid that he can pilot remotely to observe, learn, and contribute. He'd probably get a kick out of it.
If anyone suggests killin parth, have someone cast silence at em for a day.

Space!!!!!
Yes Spacy, we will go to space.
You have a point.I changed my mind,it is better then Spartan.
And,i do not need to fight personally,only deliver weapons for those who fight.Much better,becouse Spartan could be in one place only,when new weapons could be delivered to entire armies.
 
Either Jedi or Sith. Revan is stronger in the force than mace and HK can fight. After that then Spartans would be next best choice.
 
Sith lord, and I will be trying hard to take over the place and force it into technological advancement.Between the dark side and various magic crap I plan to live long enough to return to the stars and make my new empire interstellar.

"Make the Sith Empire Interstellar and Great Again."

:cool:
Damn, this sounds like the code for a JAV when abbreviated. :ROFLMAO:
:sneaky:
 
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